I Swear This Is True: I Never Went On a Date

[pavyracer]

So this picture of JJ wasn't a date?

[rossta4i]

believe me jj, sometimes i do miss being alone.. it's not all great like you think having a woman.. they really are problems sometimes.. they whine and bitch alot and look for fights when you leave a glass on the table, or you are watching a game and they want to go out and do something, and now you gotta leave your game to make her happy cause she is constantly getting on your nerves and she won't shut up, so the only way to shut her up is if you take her out and now you miss your game.

all they do is complain and complain.. the thing i miss most about being single is no one tells you what to do. you are your own person.. you want to stay home all day in your underwear and watch baseball, No problem. you want to sleep at 5 am and wake up at noon, No PRoblem.. you want to eat donuts and chocolate milk for supper, no problem.. you are your own person and you do what you want..

yes, sometimes it's great to have a gf, but a lot of times, i wish i can be single.. i envy you a lot.. women really are problems. it's not all fun and dandy..

It's worst when your watching football and they start asking you questions. Why was the flag thrown?, why this happen and this happened?

Oh when I'm watching UFC He's hitting him to hard?, Can we turn the channel cause theres to much blood, who's this guys? where's he from? OH he cute. I hate watching sports with her. I wish I could be single for the weekend oh and monday. Ah wen ever football is on.

[jjgold]

i swear, if jj ever got a serious GF, i bet he would treat her like gold and she'd never leave.. have you ever spoken to jj on the phone? holy shit.. one of the nicest and most soft spoken guys you can ever meet.. he will treat her so good and listen to her talk, he will buy her the world..

i say this from the bottom of my heart.. the girl that ends up with jj will be one lucky girl.. she will be treated like a princess. he will give her everything.. i just know it.

whatever she wants, he won't be able to say NO.. she wants to go out for coffee and talk while there is a game on tv, no problem. anything.. jj will be a gentleman and that girl will be happy.

Nicky I cannot even get halfway to 1st base

[treece]

A date pretty much means a fvck. Like when someone says we're dating it really means we're fvcking. When you're looking to get a hooker they usually ask do you need a date?

[HAPPY BOY]

Hanky I envy you pal. You call hookers, shoot your load and they leave. Then u get back to doing your own thing with no one around to nag you. Heres an example "Are you gonna sit aroud all day and gamble your life away?" "You promissed me yesterday JJ that we would go visit my sister!" "damn it JJ take out the trash you lazy bald fvck!" "the reason we don't make love anymore is because your always on that stupid SBR talking to your gay friends. tell them to fvck you loser!" Now don't you feel better Hanky?

[RogueJuror]

tell them to fvck you loser

[InTheHole]

Hanky I envy you pal. You call hookers, shoot your load and they leave. Then u get back to doing your own thing with no one around to nag you. Heres an example "Are you gonna sit aroud all day and gamble your life away?" "You promissed me yesterday JJ that we would go visit my sister!" "damn it JJ take out the trash you lazy bald fvck!" "the reason we don't make love anymore is because your always on that stupid SBR talking to your gay friends. tell them to fvck you loser!" Now don't you feel better Hanky?

[head_strong]

A few years ago a Playboy playmate of the month knocked on my hotel room door wearing a trench coat with nothing on underneath in hot San Diego no less.

Earlier in the day I was driving to San Diego from LA in my drop top Ferrari and she was driving in a drop top SL600. I passed her, she passed me, I passed her again, etc... This went on for about 30 minutes until she hailed me to get off an exit. We stopped at a coffee shop where she showed me some of her photo shoots in a scrapbook she had (most pics were butt assed naked). She was going to San Diego to see her parents, I was going to a business meeting. We exchanged cards, she paid the check and she told me she might stop by my hotel since it was close to her house.

I got mad street cred when the all the bell hops saw her in a trench coat asking for me in dead summer. When she came to the door my first words were "Look what the Lord done brought me"...

True story

JJ you need to spend some time studying woman. I threw all of you guys a bone last year when I gave you a link to "having game". I know the forum is a bunch of degenerates because less then a dozen people downloaded and I bet noone read it. Getting and keeping a woman has very little to do with how you look or even how much money you have (although a Ferrari helps). Step up your game yo. Read these files thoroughly and I will bet you that you will be on a date within the week
Game

Ok Chevy Chase, I think you have watched National Lampoon's Vacation one too many times.