I Swear This Is True: I Never Went On a Date

[jjgold]

I have had sex a few times but it was via a dateline 2x but never a date. The girl just came over to my apt years ago. I have had sex with hookers from time to time but that is it. How many guys can say at age 42 they never went on a date? I swear I am telling the truth.

[Sam Odom]

Including gay dates?

[flyingillini]

You are a true gambler JJ.

[jjgold]

I think so but it is sad

Illin do you notice how I always ant to talk to the posters girl when I speak with them i the phone?? I talked to Nicky's girl this week and your girl and was the highlight of my month.

[flyingillini]

Lisa was talking about you last night at dinner. We got in a huge fight today and she told me that JJ would treat me better.

[jjgold]

Lisa was talking about you last night at dinner. We got in a huge fight today and she told me that JJ would treat me better.

[InTheHole]

I have had sex a few times but it was via a dateline 2x but never a date. The girl just came over to my apt years ago. I have had sex with hookers from time to time but that is it. How many guys can say at age 42 they never went on a date? I swear I am telling the truth.

[fsugolf]

^^^that. Epic 42 year (and ongoing) fail

[RogueJuror]

Lisa was talking about you last night at dinner. We got in a huge fight today and she told me that JJ would treat me better.

[head_strong]

You probably have never tried, as much as I would like for this to be true a female is not going to knock on your door and ask you out. Unfortunately you have to leave your house and get off the computer to have any chance.

[Jimmy0607]

Proffesional gamblers and forum legends dont go on fuking dates

[wtf]

of course you didnt go on a date, it would be embarrassing for you to pull your "glass is in the food" routine to avoid paying the bill you cheap fuk

[CashMoney]

Dates are overrated anyway. At the end of the day, the reason you go on a date is to get laid. Take a bitch to a movie, dinner, etc and it will cost you more then if you just pay a *** dumpster for the night.

We all pay for pussy one way or another. Think about it.... car payment, mortgage, furniture, jewelry. JJ, I'm jealous................

[FrozenMAN]

this thread is UNREAL and i'm callin bullshit

[The HG]

Proffesional gamblers and forum legends dont go on fuking dates

exactly.


some sharp posts in this thread

[Masu485]

you are lucky JJ. you have ur priorities straight. you dont need women to be happy. they bring misery and false happiness. they are inferior in almost every way. the only thing they have over men is beauty. and most use that to make men their puppets. you are very lucky JJ, to have learned to live without these demons.

[jjgold]

Masu that is a positive spin, I avoided lots of trouble I guess and headaches.

Head Strong I have tried from time to time with datelines, ect and never got to first base, fuk I never even got halfway down the line.

[rossta4i]

I wish I was you. Once you find someone they stop tryin to look good. Once they have you they gain 15 pounds, stop being nice and try to bit** you around. Fuk I hate it when if you get something, you automatic gotta buy something for them. But, it has to cost more.

[jjgold]

Rossa great post!!!

Fuk if I was better looking I would of been buried I guess as it would of gave me more chances

[head_strong]

I'm glad you don't have a woman jj, that would increase the chances of there possibly being other little jj's brought into this world, I don't know if we are ready for that. Your kid will have more post then me by age 6, making videos of how he hustled some kid into thinking he owns part of the Chicago Bulls by giving him his lunch money for a year.

[LasVegasInsider]

JJ~ women are overrated!

no need to stress out about your unit size the way you live

you are a happier man

[wtf]

your all right, maybe jj has it figured out by accident

[jjgold]

JJ~ women are overrated!

no need to stress out about your unit size the way you live

you are a happier man

[jellobiafra]

Love it.

[Casperwaits]

JJ, it's not that you can't get a date, it's just the whole police interrogation after she has you arrested for kidnapping makes for a long evening.

[Nicky Santoro]

believe me jj, sometimes i do miss being alone.. it's not all great like you think having a woman.. they really are problems sometimes.. they whine and bitch alot and look for fights when you leave a glass on the table, or you are watching a game and they want to go out and do something, and now you gotta leave your game to make her happy cause she is constantly getting on your nerves and she won't shut up, so the only way to shut her up is if you take her out and now you miss your game.

all they do is complain and complain.. the thing i miss most about being single is no one tells you what to do. you are your own person.. you want to stay home all day in your underwear and watch baseball, No problem. you want to sleep at 5 am and wake up at noon, No PRoblem.. you want to eat donuts and chocolate milk for supper, no problem.. you are your own person and you do what you want..

yes, sometimes it's great to have a gf, but a lot of times, i wish i can be single.. i envy you a lot.. women really are problems. it's not all fun and dandy..

[MrMonkey]

believe me jj, sometimes i do miss being alone.. it's not all great like you think having a woman.. they really are problems sometimes.. they whine and bitch alot and look for fights when you leave a glass on the table, or you are watching a game and they want to go out and do something, and now you gotta leave your game to make her happy cause she is constantly getting on your nerves and she won't shut up, so the only way to shut her up is if you take her out and now you miss your game.

all they do is complain and complain.. the thing i miss most about being single is no one tells you what to do. you are your own person.. you want to stay home all day in your underwear and watch baseball, No problem. you want to sleep at 5 am and wake up at noon, No PRoblem.. you want to eat donuts and chocolate milk for supper, no problem.. you are your own person and you do what you want..

yes, sometimes it's great to have a gf, but a lot of times, i wish i can be single.. i envy you a lot.. women really are problems. it's not all fun and dandy..

As much as I love Mrs Monkey to death, very true words Mr. Santoro!

[CaneDawg]

very sad coach

get to temple or church and meet a nice lady

[JoshW]

lisa was talking about you last night at dinner. We got in a huge fight today and she told me that jj would treat me better.

lmao

[Mac4Lyfe]

You probably have never tried, as much as I would like for this to be true a female is not going to knock on your door and ask you out. Unfortunately you have to leave your house and get off the computer to have any chance.

A few years ago a Playboy playmate of the month knocked on my hotel room door wearing a trench coat with nothing on underneath in hot San Diego no less.

Earlier in the day I was driving to San Diego from LA in my drop top Ferrari and she was driving in a drop top SL600. I passed her, she passed me, I passed her again, etc... This went on for about 30 minutes until she hailed me to get off an exit. We stopped at a coffee shop where she showed me some of her photo shoots in a scrapbook she had (most pics were butt assed naked). She was going to San Diego to see her parents, I was going to a business meeting. We exchanged cards, she paid the check and she told me she might stop by my hotel since it was close to her house.

I got mad street cred when the all the bell hops saw her in a trench coat asking for me in dead summer. When she came to the door my first words were "Look what the Lord done brought me"...

True story



JJ you need to spend some time studying woman. I threw all of you guys a bone last year when I gave you a link to "having game". I know the forum is a bunch of degenerates because less then a dozen people downloaded and I bet noone read it. Getting and keeping a woman has very little to do with how you look or even how much money you have (although a Ferrari helps). Step up your game yo. Read these files thoroughly and I will bet you that you will be on a date within the week
Game

[jjgold]

Well now I am glad I never went on a date

sbr posters come through again when it comes to real life issues

let's gamble!

[onthewhat]

Well now I am glad I never went on a date

sbr posters come through again when it comes to real life issues

let's gamble!

[Nicky Santoro]

Lisa was talking about you last night at dinner. We got in a huge fight today and she told me that JJ would treat me better.

i swear, if jj ever got a serious GF, i bet he would treat her like gold and she'd never leave.. have you ever spoken to jj on the phone? holy shit.. one of the nicest and most soft spoken guys you can ever meet.. he will treat her so good and listen to her talk, he will buy her the world..

i say this from the bottom of my heart.. the girl that ends up with jj will be one lucky girl.. she will be treated like a princess. he will give her everything.. i just know it.

whatever she wants, he won't be able to say NO.. she wants to go out for coffee and talk while there is a game on tv, no problem. anything.. jj will be a gentleman and that girl will be happy.

[Mac4Lyfe]

Odds that JJ would rather

+400 Bang a girl
-250 Watch a game on TV

[pico]

maybe you should join the dance class at la fitness