Oh joe. Promise you will double up the $200 you are about to get, and then cash it out and do something nice like a camping trip or a gym subscription? I hope you are just screwing with everybody but the couple times I observed your poker chat I immediately thought about Phil Hellmuth. He's a good player but can be pretty intolerable if cards (or players!) misbehave haha.
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Oh now I remember Joecool20, I did not see the chat and wondered what he said. Now his post makes it clear.
He would shout "SBR rigged" a million times in chat during one of the dailies. The way you knew it was him, he uses exclamation points after every sentence. I thought he was joking around, guess he truly believes a free software poker promo is rigged. He would call standard plays donks.
LOL More infatuated posts about me instead of the poker final. Thanks to all of you. It is very flattering!
But I have to say NOPE! I never "Shouted" that SBR poker was "rigged"!
And HELL NO I don't think: "a free software poker promo is rigged." Stop assuming things, it makes you look very foolish!
What I posted over and over was that: "This SBR poker shit is ALL freakin donks!!"
What I would do was post about the freakin wild all-in donks and then laugh like hell about it!
Because this shit is ALL freakin donks!
Hell EVERY TIME you go all in something wild can happen!! I had no idea how many of you didn't know that!!
And it may be the BIGGEST LOL on earth, but yes some of you idiots chose to "assume" that I was "serious" and "whining" about all the wild-luck-donks!
Instead of realizing that it was one big freakin joke to me!!
I am a big freakin Joker and I like everyone! And ALL I want to do is have fun and have a good time!!
But all some of you "debbie downers" can do is try to spoil my fun! Shame on you!
It is like some of you don't know how to have fun!
It's like some of you aren't even human beings and you were born out of rat's asses or something!!
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LOL Thanks again leo!! And congrats for winning it!! I certainly don't need $200!
The funny thing is I JUST made it home today by 5 pm because I bought a brand new car!!
If we ever meet then I might the funniest Joker that you or these people might EVER meet!
I agree 100% that SOME of these goofballs DID "assume totally wrong" and consider my posts about donks being like Phil Helmuth!
But why the hell are they even looking at the chat if it is going to upset them and turn them into childish-like school-girls?!!
I've said it a MILLION times! I don't give a fuk what anybody posts on poker chat!
And if I KNOW I just hit a wild donk out, then I sure as HELL ain't gonna get "ill" about somebody posting about it!! LOL
I will be enjoying the donk too much to get "ill".
I've said this before too. What I saw on here at SBR poker tables was that some of these people are so insecure with their poker abilities that they can't take ANY joking around about their play!! So ANY comment about a "donk" (even if they KNOW that they wildly luck-donked!!) will be replied to with some type of "excuse" trying to "defend" their play!!
My gosh I truly think I had more fun in the last 2.5 months watching all the wild luck donks, but I ALSO truly believe that I made a few "enemies" out of some of these people who are insecure about their poker play!!
I've said it before and I'll end it with this: You think I wanted 4 or 5 people to "dislike" me or "get ill" at me because I tried to "cut up" and "joke around" about all of the huge luck-donks that happened when people went all in??
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LOL See Leo vegas! This dude is giving "play by play" of hands, but he "dislikes" me and says I should be "banned from poker chat" because I give "play by play" on the hands and talk about donks!!
LOL What the hell can I possibly do about such imbecilic ridiculousness as that?
How the fuk could somebody be such a stupid freakin idiot-hypocrite to do the SAME thing I do, and then "bash" me for doing it??Comment -
LOL Goat, Go look at my posts on here!! Or go review my poker chat history!!
All I EVER do is talk about the wild donks that happen on here when people go all in!!
my gosh it is SO funny to me! Even the word "donk" is hilarious to me!!
If you "dislike" me or get "ill" at me for laughing at donks, or using the word donk so often, then I don't want you to!
But I can't help it if you do!!
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I can't believe noone asked you to post pics of your new car yet, and it's been 10 minutes since you posted about it.
But seriously even if you don't need money why throw it around? I don't know many people who win at poker and even fewer who win at sportsbetting but all of them are almost too competitive. I couldn't do what they do, I tried but it's not for me. I am just going to enjoy the moment and make sure the money is spent on things I will fondly remember years from now.
Why not get a nice stereo for your ride, something that will remind you about this day for a few months? I understand $200 probably isn't even half of what you need to get a nice one but you can always double up! Just realize you can't double up indefinitely, I used to forget that part all the time when I was little younger
I like SBR and bet points because no matter if I have 850 points or 300 dollars on a game the rush is almost exactly the same. You get something for nothing, that's nice. Even if you are a millionaire.
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hey coolio hopefully you stop stalking people when they put you out of a daily from now on
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get help joe
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I can't believe noone asked you to post pics of your new car yet, and it's been 10 minutes since you posted about it.
But seriously even if you don't need money why throw it around? I don't know many people who win at poker and even fewer who win at sportsbetting but all of them are almost too competitive. I couldn't do what they do, I tried but it's not for me. I am just going to enjoy the moment and make sure the money is spent on things I will fondly remember years from now.
Why not get a nice stereo for your ride, something that will remind you about this day for a few months? I understand $200 probably isn't even half of what you need to get a nice one but you can always double up! Just realize you can't double up indefinitely, I used to forget that part all the time when I was little younger
I like SBR and bet points because no matter if I have 850 points or 300 dollars on a game the rush is almost exactly the same. You get something for nothing, that's nice. Even if you are a millionaire.
Now, let's get this Kings +1.5 puck line home haha
Thanks man, maybe I will get some better back speakers for my new car.
As for these people who want to do nothing but "bicker" on here and try to instigate, I think thom-moron-o said it best.
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LOL I'd truly like to get you "help" so you'd stop being a total and utter hypocrite with your rants and bashes of me!!
You post about the poker hands, but yet you hate me and you think I should be "banned" for posting about the poker hands!!
LOL You are literally defining the word "hypocrite" for people! I just don't know why you'd make yourself look like such an imbecilic jackass!
For whatever it is worth, as soon as U stop being ugly towards me, (for NO reason, because I have done nothing to you!)
Then we can begin to be civil and congenial towards each other!
This goes for every instigator on here who hates life and has an ugly personality towards others on chat forums!!Comment -
@joecool
Buying a new car does not display wealth FYI
Poor people with a verifiable paycheck can do so, sometimes with no down payment
Hence what is known as the subprime auto loan industry with 15-30% interest rates
I shall show myself out of this bickering quick but just wanted to point that out as it sounds like you were bragging about the car.Comment -
My gosh if you would stop "assuming" things about me it would be a lot better for us!!
But if you do choose to assume, would you PLEASE at least stop assuming the negative about me!!
I was simply replying to the other guy's post and talking about how I was not ill or upset.Comment -
blow joe's mental health is getting worse, what a sad state of affairs
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Congrats to all winners
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I think it's funny how some people think that just because they got into an all-in situation with a better hand and lost, that the other player must be a "donk".
There are a lot of factors into making the decision to push your chips in such as blinds/stack ratio, outs remaining from a great flop, etc, etc....
But everyone who beats you with a bad river card is a donk. Yeah that makes sense.Comment -
jc, im crazy too but self-medicating with pot and vodka works for me
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LOL Hey buddy, I sure do like the first 4 words of your post: "I think it's funny"
If you read any of my posts on here, then you know that I think all the freakin donks on this SBR poker shit are HILARIOUS!!
(And I was all-in with AA in the hole when I got donked out!)
If you read ANY of my posts then you know that I CAN'T BELIEVE that I made it to 4th place & won $200 before I got wildly donked out!Comment -
I've said it before, the fact is that there are always a few idiot-jackasses on forums who want to do nothing but make instigating and insulting posts towards others. Because they are so insecure in their own lives.
If someone wants to be known as an idiot-basher, then there really isn't anything one can do about it.
But this post still deserves a cut and paste:
"For whatever it is worth, as soon as U stop being ugly towards me, (for NO reason, because I have done nothing to you!)
Then we can begin to be civil and congenial towards each other!
This goes for every instigator on here who hates life and has an ugly personality towards others on chat forums!!"Comment -
LOL I need a "specialist" and "lithium" because a few people on here are totally infatuated with me?
Naw buddy, people have been jealous/fixated/infatuated with me my WHOLE damn life dude!!
It doesn't bother me one bit dude! In fact it is rather flattering to me!! I'm a freakin LEGEND man!!Comment -
this mother fukker still whining about losing a hand three days later.....
notice how he isn't whining about sucking out when he was forced to shove with some chicken shit hand well prior to busting out, I think it was some shithole hand like q8, and he survived.
this f'n idiot should have been out long before he was but for "donking" -- as he likes to say -- some other mother fukker who had the better hand.....Comment -
Joe's fine.
Quit tapping the glass everyone
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LOL This stupid fukking idiot just won the "biggest imbecilic dumb-ass on ALL of SBR!!"
The fukking idiot-dumbass is STILL "Assuming" that I am "whining" when I have said TEN DAMN TIMES on here that SBR poker and all the wild donks are a freakin joke to me!! LOL
If some stupid idiot keeps "assuming" the wrong thing because he can't fukkin read then what the hell do I do?!!Comment -
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LOL and YET ANOTHER idiotic dumb-ass who can't fukkin read what I post!
So he makes a total idiot-fool out of himself saying I'm a "cry baby" and assuming that I am "upset" about winning $200!!! LOL are you joking dude? Or are you REALLY that fukking stupid?
Dude, Learn to fukin read before you make an absolutely idiotic fool of yourself with a post like this!!!
I have PLAINLY stated TEN DAMN TIMES on this thread alone that this SBR poker bullshit and all the wild freakin donks on all-ins are absolutely hilarious to me!!
LOL If some stupid idiot keeps "assuming" the wrong thing because he can't fukkin read then what the hell do I do?!!
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LOL two different idiots who obviously don't know what the word "hypocrite" means!
LOL Assuming that I am "whining" and "upset" about winning $200 is stupid enough, but THEN when you get on here and whine about somebody that you "wrongly assume" is whining makes you look like a couple of idiotic hypocrites! LOL
You two's idiotic and hypocritical thinking:
"I am going to assume that somebody is whining and upset about winning $200 free dollars, and then I am going to get on here and whine about them whining."
LOL My gosh what a couple of imbecilic hypocrites!! Thanks for the laugh fellows!
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I was referring to your actions/words during the event.LOL and YET ANOTHER idiotic dumb-ass who can't fukkin read what I post!
So he makes a total idiot-fool out of himself saying I'm a "cry baby" and assuming that I am "upset" about winning $200!!! LOL are you joking dude? Or are you REALLY that fukking stupid?
Dude, Learn to fukin read before you make an absolutely idiotic fool of yourself with a post like this!!!
I have PLAINLY stated TEN DAMN TIMES on this thread alone that this SBR poker bullshit and all the wild freakin donks on all-ins are absolutely hilarious to me!!
LOL If some stupid idiot keeps "assuming" the wrong thing because he can't fukkin read then what the hell do I do?!!
Again, calm down. You are coming across as a raving lunatic.Comment -
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LOL If what I, or someone else types in on poker chat makes you so ill/aggravated that you drive yourself idiot-crazy,
then TURN THE DAMN CHAT OFF DUDE!! LOL
LOL How in the fuk could you give a shit what someone posted in the damn poker chat after a hand?
Believe me, I KNOW it is making you come across as a raving lunatic!
All because you CAN'T read what I have PLAINLY stated TEN DAMN TIMES on this thread alone!!!
Which is that I think this SBR poker bullshit and all the wild freakin donks on all-ins are absolutely hilarious to me!!
If you DON'T think donks in poker are hilarious, Well GREAT for you! Who the fuk cares either way?
ALL you have to do is turn off poker chat, or just shut the hell up and MOVE ON!!
PLEASE learn how to read, and then READ that!
Then you don't EVER have to make an idiot of yourself again assuming that I am "upset" about SBR poker donks!!Comment -
I would put joecool on ignore, but I think it will be more fun to come say random things on the board just to see him waste time ranting.
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