How much capital to start a deli?

KingRevolver · 07-14-09, 07:50 PM

Not sure how much capital one would need - that's a good question. Thirty thousand seems sufficient but maybe you would need more?

Make Richkas sandwich out of horse meat.

Robyn · 07-14-09, 09:50 PM

Lol robyn is fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bread · 07-14-09, 09:53 PM

Aww....you can tell this putz put a lot of thought into this one and only got a response from Kinger, who responds to everyone.

lol.

head_strong · 07-14-09, 09:54 PM

KingRevolver · 07-14-09, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Aww....you can tell this putz put a lot of thought into this one and only got a response from Kinger, who responds to everyone.

lol.

I felt bad for him.

dreamjob · 07-14-09, 09:57 PM

Just bet one of curious's $1200 exactas.

Just ask him who to pick. Oh yeah you might have to bet $3000 or so.

dwaechte · 07-14-09, 09:57 PM

I thought it was pretty good.

Robyn · 07-14-09, 10:07 PM

What happened to mathdotcom? He used to be funny. Poor fella.

pavyracer · 07-14-09, 10:10 PM

$1.99 special - The mathdotcom

It's basically a hoagie dipped in JJ au jus with a salty testicle sweat flavor

jellobiafra · 07-14-09, 10:14 PM

(crickets)

Mathy... you've had your own little version of Shock and Awe today. Bombs everywhere.

wtf · 07-14-09, 10:22 PM

thought it was an entertaining thread

you guys take this too personally

Bread · 07-14-09, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by wtf

thought it was an entertaining thread

you guys take this too personally

Of course you did, dolt.

No need to state the obvious.

wtf · 07-14-09, 10:27 PM

why u stalking me? kinda creepy actually

u said i am not on "your radar" but you keep following me like a lost puppy

Bread · 07-14-09, 10:30 PM

I'm stalking you because the 25 guys I enjoy stalking more than you are not around tonight.

Don't go feeling too special.

Richkas · 07-14-09, 10:30 PM

I would think 100K to do it right.

Richkas · 07-14-09, 10:31 PM

Every Friday will be the $0.01 penny whore Robyn special: a greasy small breast and large thigh on Bread

LOL

Bread · 07-14-09, 10:33 PM

LOL I'm glad someone gave Richie a laugh tonight. He could use it with his spine and liver failing him more and more by the day.

That's adorable.

Bread · 07-14-09, 10:33 PM

It's like the Make-A-Wish Foundation for fukktards tonight.

RogueScholar · 07-14-09, 10:36 PM

How about the Sistine Hoagie?

Haha, I got you guys to look at a penis, and it's art!

Robyn · 07-14-09, 10:38 PM

Poor guy. Nice body, tiny skin flap.

Bread · 07-14-09, 10:40 PM

Richie I got you a gift.

For that filthy redneck with a failing back on the go!

Now you can store your Bud Light right in the handy dandy cup holder and shuffle yourself to all your court dates in style!

Never let it be said that I don't have a heart.

Robyn · 07-14-09, 10:42 PM

Bread must have lost money tonight.

Bread · 07-14-09, 10:46 PM

I did indeed lose a bit of money tonight.

But...

I have a job.
I don't live with my mom.
I can afford a keyboard for my computer.
I don't smoke crack.
I can touch my toes without crying.
My top lip doesn't smell like cancer.

Bed time. Nighty night Richie

InTheHole · 07-14-09, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by KingRevolver

Make Richkas sandwich out of horse meat.

RogueScholar · 07-14-09, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

Poor guy. Nice body, tiny skin flap.

I was told that Michaelangelo used Arnold Schwarzenegger as a model for the body and JJ as a model for the penis. The foreskin was artistic license, we all know JJ's a Jew.

jellobiafra · 07-14-09, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Bread

I don't live with my mom.

You don't live with Robyn?

KingRevolver · 07-14-09, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by InTheHole

Glad someone found that funny...

mathdotcom · 07-15-09, 01:16 AM

Unreal, a power posting couple that communicates with each other via sbrforum

I bet their PMs are all "can you pass me the ketchup", "how was your day today", "have you seen my gonorrhea ointment?", etc.

Can't believe I am being attacked by a guy who does write-ups on American Idol

mathdotcom · 07-15-09, 01:17 AM

Must not like having wife called penny whore

sorry bread

Shortstop · 07-15-09, 01:53 AM

Good Luck with your deli.

tacomax · 07-15-09, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by wtf

why u stalking me? kinda creepy actually

u said i am not on "your radar" but you keep following me like a lost puppy

Yeah, Bread. Why are you stalking him? You've got an avatar dedicated to him and mentioning him by name. Why are you such a sad fukk?

jjgold · 07-15-09, 05:21 AM

You need about 50k because you have to remodel, have money for a years rent, ect

100K is best

I had a deli and lost it and the whole ordeal cost me like 70k

Bread · 07-15-09, 06:01 AM

Been almost 2 weeks since I heard the old "married couple communicating via SBR" dig.

And almost a full THREE WEEKS since any mention of American Idol write-ups!

Congratulations Mathdotcom! You win not one, but TWO shiny stars!!

Can't wait to log on later and see your new thread about which different kind of bird you would name SBR posters after. Chop chop clever boy!

Willie Bee · 07-15-09, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

How much capital to start a deli? 30k?

Thirty thousand? That's a vacation, not 'capital.' You need lots of dough, lots of lettuce, lots of cheese to start a deli.

Hey mathy, could you come up with a 'square meal deal' for all of us squares that had the Under in the All-Star Game last night?