Beer Drinkers Correlated TO Losing Gamblers

[Cuse0323]

That tequila in the corona is brutal to think about. Corona sucks enough already. I like tequila, but damn. That sounds awful. People drink some weird shit. I shouldn’t talk. I’m a garbage disposal. Have drank anything and everything. Except mouth wash and hand sanitizer. Never got that bad.

[GzaTheGenius]

That tequila in the corona is brutal to think about. Corona sucks enough already. I like tequila, but damn. That sounds awful. People drink some weird shit. I shouldn’t talk. I’m a garbage disposal. Have drank anything and everything. Except mouth wash and hand sanitizer. Never got that bad.

People in jail be drinking hand sanitizer lmao

[Cuse0323]

People in jail be drinking hand sanitizer lmao

Some hand sanitizer with a line of the cheeked antidepressant. Nice jailhouse cocktail. Don’t even wanna tell the story of the nastiest most desperate shit I’ve heard.

[reigle9]

luckily i think i have enough money to never go to jail again, at least nothing over a night

not like i know what tunes youre into, but gotta respect good county

[TheMoneyShot]

Sometimes you need to sit back and chill with your favorite drink.

It's like a mini vacation. Everyone needs that.

[Cuse0323]

luckily i think i have enough money to never go to jail again, at least nothing over a night

not like i know what tunes youre into, but gotta respect good county

Most country cracks me up. Like this song. Lyrics are hilarious. Wish I grew up in the south and learned the guitar. Not a bad gig at all. Can write a song about any ole Tuesday you had hanging by the creek.

[reigle9]

hanging by the creek on a Tuesday is the best life possible

dribk some whiskey, bump hank, throw a line in...how can you beat that? there's a nice bar two blocks down for pussy

[Cuse0323]

True. I’m talking to this girl. She’s the ex of my dead best friend. We’ve been friends but now like each other so talking about getting married when we get our shit together. His death brought us closer. Gonna just live in a trailer park in like Tennessee and chill by the creek. I’m down for the simple life. She can drink like a champ too. We’re probably too much alike to make it but we’ll see how it goes. Gonna have me a lil Cuser and get my shit together.

[reigle9]

i made a face at "talking to a girl" again like being a poker player, this isnt how i see you

ok, reading more, we'll see how this goes


man, all that sounds just terrible..i was too sober and lazy to reply to that egales guy trying to date a brown, you guys are fuckin retarded lol

first of all, you never "date", what are you, 12? unless she's youre hs gf or MAYBE if you knew her early in college, she's a whore and most likely ****** me...nobody should ever even have a gf let alone a fukkin wife

[Cuse0323]

I knew that shit would make you cringe. I’m not finding another like her. She can deal with my insanity like no other. We ain’t dating. Known her since HS though. Just getting married whenever we feel like it. I can do whatever I want until then.

Wouldn’t Hank Jr. believe in marriage?

[reigle9]

deal with insanity and knew her in hs is something i can def get behind

dont get married tho, why? 100% retard pointless unless you want to collect benefits, ah penetrate thats why....get a fuckin job jerkoff

[Cuse0323]

deal with insanity and knew her in hs is something i can def get behind

dont get married tho, why? 100% retard pointless unless you want to collect benefits, ah penetrate thats why....get a fuckin job jerkoff

Even better news. She’s got twin girls already. Will just do whatever is best for the situation. I’ll get a job though unless the government throws money at us. It’s gonna be a bitch getting things in order between her and baby dad. I’m not big on marriage but if she’s the one that’s best for me then fck it.

I’m not getting any younger and I’m a broke dikk fck degenerate gambling drunk addict bastard. No chance I find a girl even remotely close to her that will put up with me. I got a few rotten ass teeth for fcks sake when I was drinking myself to death and didn’t give a shit about anything. She don’t care. Gonna wife it up. What else I got going for me, shiiiiit.

[reigle9]

yeah i was joking ha, like i give a shit, get paid *****

i read the rest, jesus, guess do what you gotta do

[reigle9]

your teeth rot from drugs bro, not booze

i had an idiot gf that thought mine were crooked because the dude that was trying to penetrate her told her i did meth

2+2 is y8i3ri8l6t3 ,jfvs b,jkwsgr

she went from the most innocent cutest 19yo ever to complete trash

[reigle9]

look her up, shes prob a huge meth fan by now
jillian wilson lewistown. pa

[reigle9]

jill wilson

she hated jillian

[thechaoz]

High end drinkers meaning Johnny Walker Blue, Burbon, Scotch, Vermouth and Rums guys more successful.

Beer drinkers very very sloppy too

Why do guys like me stare down Lagavulin Scotch????

I've been winning for years drinking bourbon, whiskey and Scotch.

Mans game.

[thechaoz]

I don't drink but still get stressed so I wouldn't worry too much BD

How do you live?

[reigle9]

you think trump is orange man bad, you've never won a goddamn thing in your life being that dumb

stop it

[Cuse0323]

your teeth rot from drugs bro, not booze

i had an idiot gf that thought mine were crooked because the dude that was trying to penetrate her told her i did meth

2+2 is y8i3ri8l6t3 ,jfvs b,jkwsgr

she went from the most innocent cutest 19yo ever to complete trash

Nah mine were just from never taking care of them for two-three years. I didn’t give a fck cause I thought I’d be gone by now.

Meth no joke. One thing I’m not doing. As I tweak out on adderall.

[Cuse0323]

She looks beat now. Balling out at KFC.

You gotta be in no mans land by now. I been staring at this phone and damn site for over 24 hours now damn. My goal was to hit 25K then I forgot and don’t know what post it was. Oh well.

[reigle9]

i can keep posting, im still ok

these pof girls are just unbelievable

[reigle9]

[Cuse0323]

i can keep posting, im still ok

these pof girls are just unbelievable

I added a bunch of those sites. No luck. It’s all these model looking chicks in college, black chicks, or the elderly down here. Figured I’d at least match with some chocolate. Black girls usually love me. Getting nothing.

[reigle9]

that's pretty impressive, 99% of these idiot girls understand humor as much as Australasian girls

[thechaoz]

Bloody Mary or two in the morning. Beer is for the afternoon. Once it gets dark outside, it's time for a good whiskey. Rinse and repeat.

Veggie has it locked in.

Ill add whiskies... upon whiskies,.

[reigle9]

I added a bunch of those sites. No luck. It’s all these model looking chicks in college, black chicks, or the elderly down here. Figured I’d at least match with some chocolate. Black girls usually love me. Getting nothing.

hit dem old ladies, fukk it

[Cuse0323]

hit dem old ladies, fukk it

That’s what I’m going for now. Got no issues with older ladies. More willing than these young stuck up broads.

[thechaoz]

you think trump is orange man bad, you've never won a goddamn thing in your life being that dumb

stop it

It means you've won the IQ contest, which is a huge indicator of success in life.

So there's that.

[reigle9]

if you wouldnt fukk a girl to hang out with her dog, you guessed it, you're a \*\*\*\*\*\*

[reigle9]

It means you've won the IQ contest, which is a huge indicator of success in life.

So there's that.

i'm sure i win that, no doubt

but have no idea wtf you're talking about

[reigle9]

i should prob just get a dog ha

[reigle9]

That’s what I’m going for now. Got no issues with older ladies. More willing than these young stuck up broads.

i'm like pre-programmed to have a 20-something girl around, but i have no problems at all with older braods...i used to refuse so i could say ive never been with "over X year", but penetrate it, who cares

lot of old cics are hot, of course theyre all Italian or what i think is Italian lol
that cic on louie's show is prob my fav ever, id do the k-word with her

[Cuse0323]

i should prob just get a dog ha

Hah. For now I’d just plow a fattie to chill with the dog. Dogs can be a pain in the ass. Let mine out years ago blacked out and closed the door on him. Shit shook me.

[Cuse0323]

i'm like pre-programmed to have a 20-something girl around, but i have no problems at all with older braods...i used to refuse so i could say ive never been with "over X year", but penetrate it, who cares

lot of old cics are hot, of course theyre all Italian or what i think is Italian lol
that cic on louie's show is prob my fav ever, id do the k-word with her

Rather have the younger ones for looks but I’m too old for the dumb shit now. I can’t stay up on the social media crap. Just gonna find me a willing older chick.