How pathetic is your life?

[KingRevolver]

OK, take a bath more often, then.

The point is, you can improve yourself. Get a frank evaluation from a friend, go after your flaws.

Can you dance? Go to clubs. Girls love guys who can dance, even if you look like Frankenstein. If you can't dance, join a club and get lessons.

Want to meet girls? Join a choir. 98% of the people in a choir are girls and homos. This is almost an automatic roll in the hay, even if you can't carry a note in a bucket.

Are Dutch girls tough, Dutchie? Please tell me some of their fine qualities.

[KingRevolver]

I have a Guess watch with a pretty thick black band that everybody likes. Its kind of hard to describe what the actual watch part looks like but I bought it at Macy's for $85. Chicks love it. Macy's has a lot of nice watches that don't cost more than $100.

I also have a Bulova watch that is a little more professional looking. It was a gift but I'm guessing it was about $250.

Thank you I'm currently looking at Amazon.com - they have a TON of watches. Very good prices.

[wtf]

work hard

earn money

buy pussy

[KingRevolver]

work hard

earn money

buy pussy

[Flying Dutchman]

Are Dutch girls tough, Dutchie? Please tell me some of their fine qualities.

Tough? Chewy maybe.

Breaking 'em out of those glass clam shells is easy: just wave a fistful of 100 Euro notes.

The bad thing about Dutch girls for Americans is, they typically have a colder (Calvinist) demeanor.

Now when I'm in America, and I turn on my Dutch accent, they typically roll over on the spot.

[KingRevolver]

Tough? Chewy maybe.

Breaking 'em out of those glass clam shells is easy: just wave a fistful of 100 Euro notes.

The bad thing about Dutch girls for Americans is, they typically have a colder (Calvinist) demeanor.

Now when I'm in America, and I turn on my Dutch accent, they typically roll over on the spot.

Calvinist - Really?

What do you think of French girls, Dutchie? Know much?

[Rich Boy]

Ashford.com is great for cheap watches. I bought from them before, solid place...

[Flying Dutchman]

Calvinist - Really?

What do you think of French girls, Dutchie? Know much?

The Parisian girls are really difficult. They hate the Dutch language (too gutteral), and my French accent is not good. Away from the city it is easier, but you have the same thing with New York girls, I think.

German girls will fvkk at the drop of a hat, or most anything else. Eastern European girls will almost attack you if they find out you are from the west.

English girls look sad after 30: pale, fat and saggy. Too many fish and chips.

[KingRevolver]

The Parisian girls are really difficult. They hate the Dutch language (too gutteral), and my French accent is not good. Away from the city it is easier, but you have the same thing with New York girls, I think.

German girls will fvkk at the drop of a hat, or most anything else. Eastern European girls will almost attack you if they find out you are from the west.

English girls look sad after 30: pale, fat and saggy. Too many fish and chips.

I love this guy.

[ijustwant2bpaid]

Dude, u will get laid eventually and if you are trying my guess is you will meet the right girl sooner than later. Where do you live? You seem like an awesome guy and I can introduce you to some people if you ever come to the San Diego area. People that hate on you are pathetic and you dont want anything to do with those kind of people anyways. If you are looking to just get laid id recommend just getting drunk and finding a random chick. But if you are looking for a chick you would want to stay with you should start joining random activity groups. I am guessing cause ur mexican ur catholic and I met all kinds of great people both boys and girls in youth groups and activity groups that the church offered. Either way I can tell u that I have been through the same kind of stages and you need to just be yourself and not give a fukk what other people think and you will draw people to you by being yourself. That is the god honest truth and forever i tried to be someone I wasnt and people were super mean to me. Once I became comfortable with being myself I began to communicate and get along with people 100x better. But I can tell u this much, you are not a super ugly dude, you seem to have personality, and you seem to be on the right track but just going through the same old teen through around 20-21 year old stage that I went through. Be happy it ends and you have all kinds of things and vagina's to look forward too. Dont take anyones advice about trying to find fat or ugly chicks, and dont judge other people unless your willing to be judged yourself. I can guarantee you that this crap stage will pass and you will find the chick that is right for you and you will learn that all the haters are miserable themselves when u look into their souls. Best of luck and Im completely serious when I tell you that if you need anything at all or someone to talk to just hit me up. Later homie and I hope this thread helps you in some weird way. Keep it real though because that is a great attribute u possess and I wouldnt change that for the world. Stay up man..

[Pecos Bill]

Dude, u will get laid eventually and if you are trying my guess is you will meet the right girl sooner than later. Where do you live? You seem like an awesome guy and I can introduce you to some people if you ever come to the San Diego area. People that hate on you are pathetic and you dont want anything to do with those kind of people anyways. If you are looking to just get laid id recommend just getting drunk and finding a random chick. But if you are looking for a chick you would want to stay with you should start joining random activity groups. I am guessing cause ur mexican ur catholic and I met all kinds of great people both boys and girls in youth groups and activity groups that the church offered. Either way I can tell u that I have been through the same kind of stages and you need to just be yourself and not give a fukk what other people think and you will draw people to you by being yourself. That is the god honest truth and forever i tried to be someone I wasnt and people were super mean to me. Once I became comfortable with being myself I began to communicate and get along with people 100x better. But I can tell u this much, you are not a super ugly dude, you seem to have personality, and you seem to be on the right track but just going through the same old teen through around 20-21 year old stage that I went through. Be happy it ends and you have all kinds of things and vagina's to look forward too. Dont take anyones advice about trying to find fat or ugly chicks, and dont judge other people unless your willing to be judged yourself. I can guarantee you that this crap stage will pass and you will find the chick that is right for you and you will learn that all the haters are miserable themselves when u look into their souls. Best of luck and Im completely serious when I tell you that if you need anything at all or someone to talk to just hit me up. Later homie and I hope this thread helps you in some weird way. Keep it real though because that is a great attribute u possess and I wouldnt change that for the world. Stay up man..

Thanks for the encouraging words man, its just somedays that i sit down and think about my life that depresses the shit out of me. Most days i just block all that shit out and try to look forward, but sometimes i cant help but to feel sorry for myself that i have no friends and never been loved. I wonder what it feels like?

[Flying Dutchman]

Pecos, snap out of it!

You're thinking like JJ!!!

Next thing you'll be making videos with your pecker hanging out.

[solo1969]

i got you son!

I'm about a 3/10 so picking up has been hard (albeit impossible) for me. Ive tried to hit on exclusively ugly/fat girls but still get rejected. I remember a few months ago i wanted to talk to a chick i knew from highschool at a bar. She didnt even make eye contact with me and gave me the cold shoulder. She is about a 4/10 herself and I thought that maybe if she was scraping the bottom of the barrel of guys she would talk to me. But nothing.

go down to ur local pharmacy,buy an extra large box of "extenze". okay,are you ready? take every pill in the box,do not and i repeat do not throw the box away.you're gonna stand on the box! good luck.

[RogueJuror]

we all have our demons

no seamos esclavos de ellos