How pathetic is your life?

KingRevolver · 07-10-09, 03:54 PM

Here we go.

illmatick · 07-10-09, 03:55 PM

stfu and pop some alprazolam you whiny bitcch

SSLP · 07-10-09, 03:56 PM

Pecos start hitting on fat chicks you will have all the attention in the world

betplom · 07-10-09, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Sometimes i lay on my bed and think about how ive never had a gf or real friends and just cry like a faggot, i usually wait till after midnight to cry so no one walks in on me(like i do when i jackoff).

You cry when you jack off?

Pal, you're doing something terribly wrong.

No wonder your life sucks, you can't even masturbate properly.

KingRevolver · 07-10-09, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Sometimes i lay on my bed and think about how ive never had a gf or real friends and just cry like a faggot, i usually wait till after midnight to cry so no one walks in on me(like i do when i jackoff).

You've said this same thing in the past plenty of times.

Start writing new shit.

LT Profits · 07-10-09, 04:00 PM

Pecos Bill · 07-10-09, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by SSLP

Pecos start hitting on fat chicks you will have all the attention in the world

I'm about a 3/10 so picking up has been hard (albeit impossible) for me. Ive tried to hit on exclusively ugly/fat girls but still get rejected. I remember a few months ago i wanted to talk to a chick i knew from highschool at a bar. She didnt even make eye contact with me and gave me the cold shoulder. She is about a 4/10 herself and I thought that maybe if she was scraping the bottom of the barrel of guys she would talk to me. But nothing.

Emmett Brown · 07-10-09, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Sometimes i cant believe the life i live. I seriously wouldnt wish my life on my worst enemy even though my life is too dull to have any enemies...or friends. In real life i dnt ever complain to ppl about being lonely i just keep it to myself and dont say much. Thats why i like to post on forums cuz i lets me vent and reflect on my life. Sometimes i lay on my bed and think about how ive never had a gf or real friends and just cry like a faggot, i usually wait till after midnight to cry so no one walks in on me(like i do when i jackoff)..i just hope my life gets better somehow..right now im just dragging myself through life.

You're fine pecos. Just put into your body as much 'safe' drugs as you can and as much good alcohol (dont drink the cheap shit as it will kill you faster) and you'll be a ok

Whatever is bad in your life it can ALWAYS BE WORSE. Dont ever forget that my friend

As far as women. You can buy those just as easy as you can buy toilet paper from Wal-Mart. If you dont have any money I cant help you there. Go get some money would be my only advice.

This has been another prescription by SBR's resident Doc

Emmett Brown M.D.

DwightShrute · 07-10-09, 05:05 PM

try hopscotch on the freeway if all fails

Tsoprano · 07-10-09, 05:11 PM

Pecos Bill is the man

Kid is a born writer

BobHarvey · 07-10-09, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

try hopscotch on the freeway if all fails

RealSlimShady · 07-10-09, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

I'm about a 3/10 so picking up has been hard (albeit impossible) for me. Ive tried to hit on exclusively ugly/fat girls but still get rejected. I remember a few months ago i wanted to talk to a chick i knew from highschool at a bar. She didnt even make eye contact with me and gave me the cold shoulder. She is about a 4/10 herself and I thought that maybe if she was scraping the bottom of the barrel of guys she would talk to me. But nothing.

Pecos Bill...... 4/10 > 3/10. Next time, try a 2/10 and you may have a shot!

jcygts6 · 07-10-09, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by LT Profits

LMAO

TheIntegrityKid · 07-10-09, 06:52 PM

i'm so pathetic that i read this hoping to read something so bad that i'd feel even better about my life...

DwightShrute · 07-10-09, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid

i'm so pathetic that i read this hoping to read something so bad that i'd feel even better about my life...

and?

TheIntegrityKid · 07-10-09, 06:57 PM

didnt happen...

i was disappointed in this post lol

Pecos Bill · 07-10-09, 07:12 PM

Im the only one with the pathetic life here??....c'mon guys I cant be the only one who never gets calls or text messages.

TheIntegrityKid · 07-10-09, 07:30 PM

Pecos... PM me your phone number. I know the PERFECT girl for you. She will call you and text you LIKE CRAZY and is just as love-obsessed as you are.

She just isn't my type. I think you and her have crazy energies that would blend perfectly

DwightShrute · 07-10-09, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid

Pecos... PM me your phone number. I know the PERFECT girl for you. She will call you and text you LIKE CRAZY and is just as love-obsessed as you are.

She just isn't my type. I think you and her have crazy energies that would blend perfectly

it's the one on the right

TheIntegrityKid · 07-10-09, 07:44 PM

lol id take the girlie on the left...

DrStale · 07-10-09, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Im the only one with the pathetic life here??....c'mon guys I cant be the only one who never gets calls or text messages.

Hard to believe no one wants to hang out with someone as full of life as yourself. Jesus Christ, get your shit together and be a fukkin man. Get a fukkin job, act confident around people and enjoy yourself. This whole "my life sucks" deal does nothing but piss people off and make you look even worse.

ijustwant2bpaid · 07-10-09, 07:51 PM

yea, u need to be confident or you will never get laid for fukks saks. get over ur bs and start drinking alot and acting like a prick to women, worked great for me after breaking up w an ex that i dated from 16-21, banged 23 broads between 22-24, almost one a month before getting locked up by another gf, that pity me bs will never get u laid though so get over it...

pico · 07-10-09, 07:52 PM

nosniboR11 · 07-10-09, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

Hard to believe no one wants to hang out with someone as full of life as yourself. Jesus Christ, get your shit together and be a fukkin man. Get a fukkin job, act confident around people and enjoy yourself. This whole "my life sucks" deal does nothing but piss people off and make you look even worse.

good post

DwightShrute · 07-10-09, 07:59 PM

or bang a 50 year old. anything

Pecos Bill · 07-10-09, 08:04 PM

I know what you guys mean but im ugly!!....Ive gotten drunk to get my confidence up and talk to girls but i always get rejected, my face is a pussy repellent. I remember once in gym class some guy accidently touched my face and was like "eeww i touched his face"..then he started chasing after girls trying to touch them w/ his hand and the girls were like "eeww gross"...I didnt say anything and went to the bathroom and chilled there till class was over. This was 5 yrs ago and i still think about it.

flyingillini · 07-10-09, 10:08 PM

I love this guy, great post ha

Flying Dutchman · 07-10-09, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

I know what you guys mean but im ugly!!....Ive gotten drunk to get my confidence up and talk to girls but i always get rejected, my face is a pussy repellent. I remember once in gym class some guy accidently touched my face and was like "eeww i touched his face"..then he started chasing after girls trying to touch them w/ his hand and the girls were like "eeww gross"...I didnt say anything and went to the bathroom and chilled there till class was over. This was 5 yrs ago and i still think about it.

Pecos, seriously, get a membership at a gym and use it. Get yourself in shape. Even if you are butt-ugly, there are a lot of chicks who like hard bodies. AND you can meet them at the gym.

If you smoke, stop.

If you drink, cut back to one a day, red wine mostly.

Cut out most of the red meat, go with mostly veggies, i.e. eat a proper diet.

If you are a white dude (like me) get out in the sun and get tanned up. Vitamin D will help too.

Take control of your life. Read Psycho-cybernetics. Reprogram yourself. It works.

TheLock · 07-10-09, 10:35 PM

This guy Dwight is hilarious.

KingRevolver · 07-10-09, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Pecos, seriously, get a membership at a gym and use it. Get yourself in shape. Even if you are butt-ugly, there are a lot of chicks who like hard bodies. AND you can meet them at the gym.

If you are a white dude (like me) get out in the sun and get tanned up. Vitamin D will help too.

Take control of your life. Read Psycho-cybernetics. Reprogram yourself. It works.

Hmm I like your hard body advice. You're right.

And Pecos is a filthy Messycan! As you like to say

TheLock · 07-10-09, 10:40 PM

Good advice Dutchy. Here's the holy grail of getting laid:

Stay fit

Get a tan (not too tan but have some color)

Buy some Crest teeth whitening strips

Always have fresh breathe (carry gum at all times. no exceptions)

Get your haircut at LEAST once a month (trust me on this)

Get yourself a decent watch (doesn't have to be a Rolly, just spend $80 bucks on a fvckin watch) and make sure you don't look like a monkey dressed you.

Smile. A lot.

KingRevolver · 07-10-09, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by TheLock

Good advice Dutchy. Here's the holy grail of getting laid:

Stay fit

Get a tan (not too tan but have some color)

Buy some Crest teeth whitening strips

Always have fresh breathe (carry gum at all times. no exceptions)

Get your haircut at LEAST once a month (trust me on this)

Get yourself a decent watch (doesn't have to be a Rolly, just spend $80 bucks on a fvckin watch) and make sure you don't look like a monkey dressed you.

Smile. A lot.

Hmmm a watch is a chick magnet? Please teach me more, Mr. Lock

I will seriously but one tomorrow. What kind do you own?

Flying Dutchman · 07-10-09, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by KingRevolver

Hmm I like your hard body advice. You're right.

And Pecos is a filthy Messycan! As you like to say

OK, take a bath more often, then.

The point is, you can improve yourself. Get a frank evaluation from a friend, go after your flaws.

Can you dance? Go to clubs. Girls love guys who can dance, even if you look like Frankenstein. If you can't dance, join a club and get lessons.

Want to meet girls? Join a choir. 98% of the people in a choir are girls and homos. This is almost an automatic roll in the hay, even if you can't carry a note in a bucket.

edit: I just read Lock's post and he's right. Do all of that. Be a nice, well dressed, clean cut dude, and they'll come around.

On clothes, go classic. Stay away from the latest fashion. Classic says: I've got money.

Oh, and one more thing, if you a harry dude, think about getting rid of that back hair.

TheLock · 07-10-09, 10:46 PM

I have a Guess watch with a pretty thick black band that everybody likes. Its kind of hard to describe what the actual watch part looks like but I bought it at Macy's for $85. Chicks love it. Macy's has a lot of nice watches that don't cost more than $100.

I also have a Bulova watch that is a little more professional looking. It was a gift but I'm guessing it was about $250.