Who has the longest sex drought here?

KingRevolver · 07-09-09, 09:10 AM

You put your right foot out, you put your left foot in...

Casperwaits · 07-09-09, 09:55 AM

I just got back into town after spending a night with a girl. We drank Red Stripe Beer, listened to a CD mix, and fell asleep. I did not have sex. This night sums up my life in general. I came I saw I did not conquer. I do have sex though daily...with myself. When I was in high school, I was able to give myself head. Not anymore. Now I just use my hand a lot.

KingRevolver · 07-09-09, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

I just got back into town after spending a night with a girl. We drank Red Stripe Beer, listened to a CD mix, and fell asleep. I did not have sex. This night sums up my life in general. I came I saw I did not conquer. I do have sex though daily...with myself. When I was in high school, I was able to give myself head. Not anymore. Now I just use my hand a lot.

Why didn't you wake up and try to stick it in? You could claim that you were dreaming if she tried to stop you.

Casperwaits · 07-09-09, 10:03 AM

lol...it wasn't happening last night. I actually knew it before we went back to her place. It's cool. I was just looking to drink and hang after work anyway.

wtf · 07-09-09, 10:07 AM

wow casper you can blow yourself?

i would stay home all day if i could do that

KingRevolver · 07-09-09, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by wtf

wow casper you can blow yourself?

i would stay home all day if i could do that

He can't anymore - he's past his prime. Now he just blows Arab cab drivers for a ride home.

wtf · 07-09-09, 10:09 AM

u da man kr!

Casperwaits · 07-09-09, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by KingRevolver

Quote:
Originally Posted by wtf
wow casper you can blow yourself?

i would stay home all day if i could do that

He can't anymore - he's past his prime. Now he just blows Arab cab drivers for a ride home.

I don't blow em, I blow em up. Just saving them their desired fate. Cutting out the middle man.

xxdjstriderxx · 07-09-09, 11:07 AM

going on about 45 minutes now...starting to get tough.

jjgold · 07-09-09, 12:50 PM

Approx 13 years

no big deal

KingRevolver · 07-09-09, 05:28 PM

Of course not.

DwightShrute · 07-09-09, 05:43 PM

Michael Jackson 50 years . poor guy

KingRevolver · 07-09-09, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

Michael Jackson 50 years . poor guy

LOL Forgot about him. Good one.

Although, Elvis' daughter said on Oprah that her and MJ did bone during their marriage.

ijustwant2bpaid · 07-09-09, 05:52 PM

do little boys count, for mj and jj...

Pecos Bill · 07-09-09, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by KingRevolver

JJ claims 13 years. Can anyone beat this?

I'm currently at 6 weeks. How about you guys? Don't lie, niggas.

Liar. You told me its been almost a year and youve only fvcked 5 girls in your life. Just tell the truth man its the internet. Last time i had sex was march 4, 2006.

Pecos Bill · 07-09-09, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Approx 13 years

no big deal

Yeah no big deal, its surprisingly bearable to go a long time w/o sex thanks to self stimulation. The trick is that you have to spice things up sometimes so you dont get bored, kinda like youd do with a girl. When im feeling kinky i like go to a bar and slip myself a mild sedative in my drink while im not looking. Next thing i know im taking myself back to my place and have my way with myself.

KingRevolver · 07-09-09, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Liar. You told me its been almost a year and youve only fvcked 5 girls in your life. Just tell the truth man its the internet. Last time i had sex was march 4, 2006.

Oh, Pecos.

Trust me - admitting to 6 weeks is nothing fun. I would never admit to a year

LOL March 4, 2006

No mames wey. Ya parale. Somos carnales, puto. No vamos a peliar porque a estos putos les gusta.

KingRevolver · 07-09-09, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Yeah no big deal, its surprisingly bearable to go a long time w/o sex thanks to self stimulation. The trick is that you have to spice things up sometimes so you dont get bored, kinda like youd do with a girl. When im feeling kinky i like go to a bar and slip myself a mild sedative in my drink while im not looking. Next thing i know im taking myself back to my place and have my way with myself.

Te gusta la coca? La droga.