Who has the longest sex drought here?

[KingRevolver]

JJ claims 13 years. Can anyone beat this?

I'm currently at 6 weeks. How about you guys? Don't lie, niggas.

[lakerboy]

today- the secretary

[pimike]

[KingRevolver]

today- the secretary

What's your longest drought, Lakerboy?

[lakerboy]

What's your longest drought, Lakerboy?

since i turned 16 maybe 3-4 weeks

[KingRevolver]

since i turned 16 maybe 3-4 weeks

Good man

[LT Profits]

I'm married, so I'm at nine years.

[pimike]

I'm married, so I'm at nine years.

[sportsguy04]

King, you know dam well there are atleast 10 posters on here that are 40 year old virgins, some maybe even 50.

[Masu485]

here are some interesting facts:

Sex Frequency:

ON TV/Movies:
Married - Almost never
Single - Frequently

In REAL LIFE:
Married - Frequently
Single - Almost never

[KingRevolver]

King, you know dam well there are atleast 10 posters on here that are 40 year old virgins, some maybe even 50.

Maybe

I wanna hear from Casperwaits...

[Flying Dutchman]

Maybe

I wanna hear from Casperwaits...

Casper does phone sex...every day.

...that counts, doesn't it?

[KingRevolver]

Casper does phone sex...every day.

...that counts, doesn't it?

Hmmm. If you have phone sex you can knock a couple weeks off your drought number...that's it!

[wtf]

i think masu post is accurate

when i was single i spent lot of money on hookers

[KingRevolver]

i think masu post is accurate

when i was single i spent lot of money on hookers

What's the going price for a decent hooker in Hong Kong, WTF?

[ijustwant2bpaid]

seriously im on a 6 hour sex drought, but havent been able to come in like 5 days, usually im a 2 minute kinda guy but the past week ive been putting in major work, now my dicks chafed and its even harder to get a load off, sucks but the way it goes sometimes i guess..

[KingRevolver]

seriously im on a 6 hour sex drought, but havent been able to come in like 5 days, usually im a 2 minute kinda guy but the past week ive been putting in major work, now my dicks chafed and its even harder to get a load off, sucks but the way it goes sometimes i guess..

Lucky prick

[ijustwant2bpaid]

lol, yea im pretty much married and my girl cant go 24hrs wo dick so just the way it goes... not complaining though thats for sure, i told jj if he ever comes to the san diego area ill get him laid, he deserves it thats for sure, to much time in the house, ive already gien him tips of the trade but he chooses to not leave the house, he should at least go to sports bars to watch his games and its a numbers game, like direct marketing.. jj would get laid if he quit being a hermit, hes got a nice enough pad, confidence and a mouthpeice, thats all it takes, i wonder if he actually gets laid more and just jokes about it..

[KingRevolver]

lol, yea im pretty much married and my girl cant go 24hrs wo dick so just the way it goes... not complaining though thats for sure, i told jj if he ever comes to the san diego area ill get him laid, he deserves it thats for sure, to much time in the house, ive already gien him tips of the trade but he chooses to not leave the house, he should at least go to sports bars to watch his games and its a numbers game, like direct marketing.. jj would get laid if he quit being a hermit, hes got a nice enough pad, confidence and a mouthpeice, thats all it takes, i wonder if he actually gets laid more and just jokes about it..

You live in San Diego? I f'ing hate you, dude! You ever go up to the Encinitas/Oceanside area? I was there last summer...beautiful.

I don't know though - I wonder about JJ myself. After seeing his 2 inch pecker tonight...I think it's true. Nephew doesn't want to get a girl naked 'cause that means she'll have to see his pecker. Poor twat. He definitely has some good qualities though. A lot of these ho's claim that size doesn't matter...I'm sure at least a few are telling the truth. JJ can bag one of them.

[Bigmikesm]

lol, yea im pretty much married and my girl cant go 24hrs wo dick so just the way it goes... not complaining though thats for sure, i told jj if he ever comes to the san diego area ill get him laid, he deserves it thats for sure, to much time in the house, ive already gien him tips of the trade but he chooses to not leave the house, he should at least go to sports bars to watch his games and its a numbers game, like direct marketing.. jj would get laid if he quit being a hermit, hes got a nice enough pad, confidence and a mouthpeice, thats all it takes, i wonder if he actually gets laid more and just jokes about it..

JJ gets plenty of ass! With his slick dance moves, and confidence the cougars at the GoGo bars eat him up. Who you crapping JJ?

[ijustwant2bpaid]

i actually live in encinitas most just dont know where it is, i live in a condo off encinitas blvd like 2 blocks from the beach, hit me up next time ur out this way go gamble and drink!

[Bigmikesm]

I don't know though - I wonder about JJ myself. After seeing his 2 inch pecker tonight...I think it's true. Nephew doesn't want to get a girl naked 'cause that means she'll have to see his pecker. Poor twat. He definitely has some good qualities though. A lot of these ho's claim that size doesn't matter...I'm sure at least a few are telling the truth. JJ can bag one of them.

Poor JJ. The girl can never feel when he comes.

[KingRevolver]

i actually live in encinitas most just dont know where it is, i live in a condo off encinitas blvd like 2 blocks from the beach, hit me up next time ur out this way go gamble and drink!

LOL I was there last summer. My girlfriend (at the time) and I wanted to go food shopping. And she made this big deal about this place called Henry's Farm Market (I think). We were staying in Oceanside but the nearest one we found online was in Encinitas. So we drove down there and she was telling me how it would be great, blah blah...farmers blah blah...we left with half a cart full and spent like 200 bucks. I was f'ing pissed!

I loved Oceanside and Encinitas...very nice places.

Say, you ever go to that Casino Ocean's 11 right off the freeway? I almost stopped there (a few times) 'cause of the name but it looked like a small and shitty Casino so I never went...

[ijustwant2bpaid]

its ok, the have an ok rewards program and some mediokre jackpots, lots of tables but some 1-1 and 2-2 no limit games that are fun and they have good food but overall they are kinda crappy but the closest place possible so end up there at least once a week or so.. that farmers market blows for sure though, overpriced junk for rich people...

[KingRevolver]

its ok, the have an ok rewards program and some mediokre jackpots, lots of tables but some 1-1 and 2-2 no limit games that are fun and they have good food but overall they are kinda crappy but the closest place possible so end up there at least once a week or so.. that farmers market blows for sure though, overpriced junk for rich people...

Yeah - maybe I should've stopped by and played some poker there just to have as a memory.

And, yes, the Farmers Market was horrible. All the shit they had was healthy. EVERYTHING. I couldn't buy regular chips, soda, or any of that shit. I know not to go there next time.

Hmm - I think I have some pictures of that trip in my old laptop. I feel like reminiscing.

[KingRevolver]

Poor JJ. The girl can never feel when he comes.

[sportscash]

last nite but since 18 about 3 weeks is the longest drought.

[FreeFall]

4 months or something I think? I'm recently on a sprint to hit 220 and dont want to be blowing my load and lowering my test.

[BadNina]

I think JJ will win

[KingRevolver]

I don't think anyone would ever admit to beating JJ

[ijustwant2bpaid]

this guy john davis i know is 26 and a virgin, one time this drunk chick was tryin to bang him too and my boy who gets laid all the time swooped her up, i felt so bad 4 him but he needs to learn, 26 and a virgin=epic fail..

[wtf]

jj is a clown , and his tired act on not getting laid for the past decade is getting fukin weary

i tried to set him up with this BABE, and he said he is taken already

[ijustwant2bpaid]

i saw that bitch on the discovery channel... fukking weirdo

[KingRevolver]

Crazy

[pico]

i saw that bitch on the discovery channel... fukking weirdo

what is her story? bastard kids of two lesbian clowns?