RIP jacko, sleeping with the angels now. Just hope these ones are over the legal age!!
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That's bad. Really, really bad.Originally posted by englishmikeComment -
Shake it off English Mike shake it off!!!Comment -
Michael Jackson did not die from a heart attack He choked on some twelve year old nuts
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Originally posted by pags11Originally posted by BuddyBearOriginally posted by curiousComment -
thanks ill be here all nightOriginally posted by Bread
that's awesome. Holy shit.
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Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!Comment -
Originally posted by pags11Originally posted by BuddyBearOriginally posted by curiousComment -
You guys are cold.
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Not as cold as Michael.Originally posted by Flying DutchmanComment -
That folks, is timing.Originally posted by betplomComment -
Originally posted by pags11Originally posted by BuddyBearOriginally posted by curiousComment -
Michael Jackson sang
The boy was not his son
Jackson didn't fuk women
He liked little boy's buns
Jackson put his johnson
In the anus of little boys
He lured them to his bed
With cotton candy and toys
Jackson gave blowjobs to little boys
And fondled their dicks
And fingered their assholes
Jackson was sick as shit
Jackson is now dead
It's good he has passed
Never again will the pedophile
Cornhole a little boy's ass.Comment -
!!!Originally posted by Bread
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Many good ones ha haComment -
Originally posted by shantystar
Oh shit...did I upset Shanty with this one?Comment -
Q. What was Michael Jackson's favorite Elton John song?
A. Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me.Comment -
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Why did Macaulay Caulkin cross the road?
To get away from Michael Jackson.
Why did Corey Feldman cross the road?
To get away from Michael Jackson.
Why did Webster cross the road?
To get away from Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get away from Debbie Rowe.
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