Michael Jackson Jokes

betplom · 06-25-09, 05:30 PM

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

betplom · 06-25-09, 05:30 PM

Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.

KingRevolver · 06-25-09, 05:31 PM

Uhm, right.

BobHarvey · 06-25-09, 05:32 PM

Q. What do the Dodgers and Michael Jackson have in common?

A. They both were a glove for no apparent reason.

dreamjob · 06-25-09, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by BobHarvey

Q. What do the Dodgers and Michael Jackson have in common?

A. They both were a glove for no apparent reason.

betplom · 06-25-09, 05:33 PM

Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

A. Two 5 year olds.

Matt Rain · 06-25-09, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by betplom

Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.

(This thread is wrong.)

betplom · 06-25-09, 05:34 PM

Q. when is it time for bed at neverland ranch?

A. when the big hand touches the little hand

The HG · 06-25-09, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by BobHarvey

Q. What do the Dodgers and Michael Jackson have in common?

A. They both were a glove for no apparent reason.

oh sh*t

you didn't make this one up yourself did you? be honest

betplom · 06-25-09, 05:34 PM

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!

BobHarvey · 06-25-09, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by The HG

oh sh*t

you didn't make this one up yourself did you? be honest

I can't take credit. It was probably early Leno or late Johnny Carson.

pavyracer · 06-25-09, 05:54 PM

You mean wear Bob.

betplom · 06-25-09, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

You mean wear Bob.

You mean Neil and Bob.

BobHarvey · 06-25-09, 05:56 PM

Correct. Wear. And that will be the last time I correct ANYONE on spelling.

tacomax · 06-26-09, 01:43 PM

Bluehorseshoe · 06-26-09, 01:54 PM

Farah Fawcett was at the Pearly Gates yesterday, and God told her "You have one wish before you enter the Kingdom of Heaven"....

Fawcett said "I wish all the children of the World could be safe".....

tacomax · 06-26-09, 01:56 PM

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Bread · 06-26-09, 02:02 PM

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L2Gunz · 06-26-09, 02:08 PM

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic,
he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids
can play with him for a change!!!

xxdjstriderxx · 06-26-09, 02:09 PM

Q. Could Michael Jackson get more pussy than anyone making jokes about him can in 10 lifetimes?

A. Yes.

L2Gunz · 06-26-09, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by xxdjstriderxx

Q. Could Michael Jackson get more pussy than anyone making jokes about him can in 10 lifetimes?

A. Yes.

this is stupid...get off of mikes dikk..

Rowdy Rolex · 06-26-09, 02:37 PM

What were Michael Jackson's last words?

"take me to the childrens hospital"

Bread · 06-26-09, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by xxdjstriderxx

Q. Could Michael Jackson get more pussy than anyone making jokes about him can in 10 lifetimes?

A. Yes.

that's awesome. Holy shit.

tacomax · 06-26-09, 02:51 PM

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tacomax · 06-26-09, 02:54 PM

DwightShrute · 06-26-09, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by tacomax

OMFG

tacomax · 06-26-09, 02:55 PM

donjuan · 06-26-09, 02:58 PM

Jermaine Jackson said on Thursday before his brother died he wanted his brother Michael to convert to Islam. Michael said, "No thank you, I've already had 72 virgins."

donjuan · 06-26-09, 03:01 PM

It's not true Michael Jackson had a heart attack on the way to the hospital. He actually went to the children's hospital and had a stroke.

donjuan · 06-26-09, 03:05 PM

Michael Jackson's personal belongings are being auctioned off in the wake of his death. The highest bid? Gary Glitter's bid for Jackson's laptop.

englishmike · 06-26-09, 03:18 PM

When addmitted to hospital jackson was reportedly blowing bubbles.

PETA are investigating.