Wow Michael Jackson Died

[The General]

[KingRevolver]

Whats the difference between happy boy and micheal jackson?





Happy Boy will still be molesting children in august.

Jajajajaja.

[Richkas]

My buddies a sick phuck. He said they made a mistake. It was a bad case of food poisoning. He ate to many 9 year old weiners.

[Bread]

PECOS!!


Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
Because he fell out of his Hearse.

[KingRevolver]

That's fvcked up, Bread!



But funny

[ttwarrior1]

always like michael until i saw him swinging in a tree and said he likes to think he is peter pan. He was planning a comeback too

[Bread]

My question is will the mortician put a nose on him when he's fixing him up for the funeral?

I mean, is that necessary?

[Pecos Bill]

Micheals last words to the paramedics were..."put me in the childrens ward"

[paco]

michael jackson is the only name known all over the WORLD, no one else has accomplished that.

[DrStale]

michael jackson is the only name known all over the WORLD, no one else has accomplished that.

George W Bush?
Michael Jordan?
Einstein?
Jesus/Mohammed/Moses?

[Pecos Bill]

michael jackson is the only name known all over the WORLD, no one else has accomplished that.

One of the stupidest comments ever on sbr.

[WileOut]

Before the surgeries and even after with the album Bad, Michael Jackson is the most talented person to ever live. I'm talking sports, entertainment, scientists, philosophers, etc. The most talented person to ever live.

The energy was building about Michael with his single releases before the album Thriller. He was a top 5 musical talent before Thriller was ever released. Then he released the most popular album of all time. You can't put it into words how popular this guy was and the talent he had.

[Pecos Bill]

Before the surgeries and even after with the album Bad, Michael Jackson is the most talented person to ever live. I'm talking sports, entertainment, scientists, philosophers, etc. The most talented person to ever live.

The energy was building about Michael with his single releases before the album Thriller. He was a top 5 musical talent before Thriller was ever released. Then he released the most popular album of all time. You can't put it into words how popular this guy was and the talent he had.

Yea, im shure his spirit will live on the faces of many young children.

[WileOut]

Yea, im shure his spirit will live on the faces of many young children.

Every person has demons. Just like people are born gay, some people are born sexually attracted to children. Its sick, but thats the way it is. He fought it. He was a great father. He was a good man.

Geraldo has researched the charges that were brought on Jackson extensively and came to the conclusion that he was innocent, just like most other people. I think he was innocent too.

The kid's parents knew Michael was known to be attracted to children and took a shot at him.

[tacomax]

Before the surgeries and even after with the album Bad, Michael Jackson is the most talented person to ever live. I'm talking sports, entertainment, scientists, philosophers, etc. The most talented person to ever live.

So we've got Michael Jackson who released two excellent albums and one nearly excellent album (and he didn't came nowhere close to writing all the songs) along with a whole lot of other drivel. You think that body of work is more impressive than Einstein's?

Please don't say yes.

[tacomax]

Every person has demons.

Fukk me. I've seen it all now. Now someone is on SBR defending a paedo. Unreal. Anyone want a sip of Jesus Juice?

[wtf]

Every person has demons. Just like people are born gay, some people are born sexually attracted to children. Its sick, but thats the way it is. He fought it. He was a great father. He was a good man.

Geraldo has researched the charges that were brought on Jackson extensively and came to the conclusion that he was innocent, just like most other people. I think he was innocent too.

The kid's parents knew Michael was known to be attracted to children and took a shot at him.

yea and oj was innocent also

would like to add that geraldo was also claiming that retarded illinois governor was innocent also, remember?

[KingRevolver]

Fukk me. I've seen it all now. Now someone is on SBR defending a paedo. Unreal. Anyone want a sip of Jesus Juice?

I'd like a cup

[Wrigley]

This was his last public appearance on video a press conference on March 2nd, 2009 talking about his upcoming July London Tour.

http://www.michaeljacksonlive.com/video.php?vid=0#vid

[jjgold]

This is 50x bigger compared to when Kennedy, Elvis ans Lennon died

No one had immense world appeal from ages 6 to 70 and i mean no one ever

[KingRevolver]

This is 50x bigger compared to when Kennedy, Elvis ans Lennon died

No one had immense world appeal from ages 6 to 70 and i mean no one ever

Elvis is dead?

This day just keeps getting worse and worse.

[dreamjob]

Elvis is dead?

[The General]

Good link Wrigley. Serves as a reminder of how powerful an artist that Jackson had become in his life.

[WileOut]

So we've got Michael Jackson who released two excellent albums and one nearly excellent album (and he didn't came nowhere close to writing all the songs) along with a whole lot of other drivel. You think that body of work is more impressive than Einstein's?

Please don't say yes.

Ok maybe I went to far with the addition of scientists. Ok so he was the greatest entertainer ever. Not bad.

[WileOut]

Fukk me. I've seen it all now. Now someone is on SBR defending a paedo. Unreal. Anyone want a sip of Jesus Juice?

God bless you Taco.

[jellobiafra]

Best joke so far goes to Muddy! But I'm still reading here!

I already text bombed everybody with this one. Sorry Mudcat... but then again, you might see this one come back around to you by tomorrow. Great line. I added "famous" to it. That's my contribution. Therefore it's now "my" joke.

[Dark Horse]

I thought they were talking about the guy who ran the 100 and 200 meters fast enough for gold, but then someone said this was the guy who owns the Beatles songs. Thank goodness. Michael Johnson was flying around that track.

[KingRevolver]

I thought they were talking about the guy who ran the 100 and 200 meters fast enough for gold, but then someone said this was the guy who owns the Beatles songs. Thank goodness. Michael Johnson was flying around that track.

LOL Michael Johnson was a baaaaaad man. Dude was f'ing fast!

BTW...Michael owned the Beatles Publishing Rights Catalog and it's my understanding that he ended up being co-owner with Sony. Sony gave him a bunch of money to co-own the Publishing Rights. Then I think he ended up just selling them the whole catalog when he was in deep debt a couple years ago. I don't know -- I'm not going to look it up. It'll make me miss Michael.

[betplom]

I'd like a cup

[betplom]

This is 50x bigger compared to when Kennedy, Elvis ans Lennon died

No one had immense world appeal from ages 6 to 70 and i mean no one ever

Only a Jew could say this, Jesus has been more popular than anyone else for quite some time now.

[Bigmikesm]

Only song I cared for was Thriller....still sad to hear this news though.

[lakerboy]

did jackson really die

[DrStale]

did jackson really die

Nope, its a 2 month 24 day belated April Fools day joke perpetuated by every major news organization in the world.

[Dark Horse]

JJ, I'm taking bets right now that Michael Jackson will not be remembered 200 years from now. No limit. Tell your friends too.

[lakerboy]

Nope, its a 2 month 24 day belated April Fools day joke perpetuated by every major news organization in the world.

i didnt know they had tvs in green bay you stale boy