I paid a girl $100 to cuddle last night.

[Slim]

It's called a Girlfriend...

Go get one!

Not so easy to get one.

[TheIntegrityKid]

Not so easy to get one.

Well yeah, but shit, if you are gonna resort to paying 100 bucks to cuddle, you may as well just lower your standards on women and get a GF who will do more than cuddle

[KingRevolver]

Well yeah, but shit, if you are gonna resort to paying 100 bucks to cuddle, you may as well just lower your standards on women and get a GF who will do more than cuddle

If Pecos lowered his standards any further, he'd be cuddling with the family donkey. You should see his mom and sister -- ever hear of the Donkey show?

[Pecos Bill]

If Pecos lowered his standards any further, he'd be cuddling with the family donkey. You should see his mom and sister -- ever hear of the Donkey show?

unbelievable.My boys back at the RX woulda ran your sludgy ass out of town posting unfunny garbage like this.

[AgainstAllOdds]

Pecos we like what you are doing here. Keep up the good work.

[paco]

couldve got some head in the strip club for $70

[G's pks]

What a fk'in loser!

[lakerboy]

didnt i say last week this guy should be banned. i change my mind his stories can bring anybody out of their doldrums

[jellobiafra]

He would get a blow-up doll, but he wastes so much energy blowing his daddy that he has no time to blow the doll up.

I gotta agree with Pecos. You're schtick is weak and pretty corny.

Put me on your cheesy douche bag odds board...or give me that contrived pimp slap thing.... or something equally unfunny that you've already worn out in your ....what? Two weeks here?

Whatever happened to people coming into an established community and easing there way onto the forum? You two have jumped in here power posting for two weeks straight and are in practically every single thread talking shit and patting each other on the back. It's gotten old quick for me.

[KingRevolver]

I gotta agree with Pecos. You're schtick is weak and pretty corny.

Put me on your cheesy douche bag odds board...or give me that contrived pimp slap thing.... or something equally unfunny that you've already worn out in your ....what? Two weeks here?

Whatever happened to people coming into an established community and easing there way onto the forum? You two have jumped in here power posting for two weeks straight and are in practically every single thread talking shit and patting each other on the back. It's gotten old quick for me.

You're too irrelevant to put in the SBR Douche-bag race. Plus, it's not a gelding race.

[jellobiafra]

You're too irrelevant to put in the SBR Douche-bag race. Plus, it's not a gelding race.

Maybe, but it's not my goal to be "relevant" on the Player's Talk board as you are so clearly desperate to be.

In fact I spend most of my time here on the sports forums discussing games and picks. I don't hover on this board 24/7 looking for the next opportunity to drop a "momma" joke into every thread on the page. Hilarious!

Carry on with your mission.

[SSLP]

I paid $100 once for a makeout session with a hot whore of course in the end she let me jack off .

[illmatick]

I paid 25 to fuk in the truck, I let her hit her crack pipe as well, big mistake was having the windows rolled down and the ac on, I inhaled a little second hand crack smoke, made the sex that more intense though, true story, too bad I sold the truck

[KingRevolver]

Maybe, but it's not my goal to be "relevant" on the Player's Talk board as you are so clearly desperate to be.

In fact I spend most of my time here on the sports forums discussing games and picks. I don't hover on this board 24/7 looking for the next opportunity to drop a "momma" joke into every thread on the page. Hilarious!

Carry on with your mission.

It sure looks like it's your goal if you went out of your way to tell me all these things. Instead of being this mature person who just discusses and picks games, this douche went out of his way to talk to the forum's angry keyboard warrior.

Go sniff under your dog's tail, you piss-soaked whimpering 80s punk buffoon who eats the earwax off an oozing crackhead.

[superfluous]What a douche.[/superfluous]

[lakerboy]

It sure looks like it's your goal if you went out of your way to tell me all these things. Instead of being this mature person who just discusses and picks games, this douche went out of his way to talk to the forum's angry keyboard warrior.

Go sniff under your dog's tail, you piss-soaked whimpering 80s punk buffoon who eats the earwax off an oozing crackhead.

[superfluous]What a douche.[/superfluous]

king stop it bro. jelly is a good guy he knows his baseball man. the guy picks winners. be friends with him hes very sharp. dont be like that

[Pecos Bill]

It sure looks like it's your goal if you went out of your way to tell me all these things. Instead of being this mature person who just discusses and picks games, this douche went out of his way to talk to the forum's angry keyboard warrior.

Go sniff under your dog's tail, you piss-soaked whimpering 80s punk buffoon who eats the earwax off an oozing crackhead.

[superfluous]What a douche.[/superfluous]

Bread fvck you for liking this fvck, fvck you..i dont want to hear your praises, i dont fvcking want you in my threads, im dead to you motherfvcker.FVCK YOU!!

[MrMonkey]

It sure looks like it's your goal if you went out of your way to tell me all these things. Instead of being this mature person who just discusses and picks games, this douche went out of his way to talk to the forum's angry keyboard warrior.

Go sniff under your dog's tail, you piss-soaked whimpering 80s punk buffoon who eats the earwax off an oozing crackhead.

[superfluous]What a douche.[/superfluous]

Shantystar, I love your style!

MrMonkey

[Bread]

Pecos..that hurts. Please reconsider and get back to me player.

[KingRevolver]

king stop it bro. jelly is a good guy he knows his baseball man. the guy picks winners. be friends with him hes very sharp. dont be like that

Hey - he started the bullshit. He should've just kept his mouth shut as he claims he does. I didn't say shit about the guy till he said something about me.

KingRevolver gets along with all the peasants. Once they get out of line, he must use his frying pan

[KingRevolver]

Shantystar, I love your style!

MrMonkey

God Bless Shanty's ghost.

[reno cool]

Go with the same girl Bill. After a couple K you'll wear her down. And how much is that really in coke?