I paid a girl $100 to cuddle last night.

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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    I paid a girl $100 to cuddle last night.
    She was an independent escort/hostess, saw her ad in the yellow pages.

    The girl was pretty cute too. She was not latin but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle on the couch for a full 2 hours while we watched a movie and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was fvcking annoying as shit, she sounded like sarah palin.

    The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so fvcking soft...it was fvcking amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.

    At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the FVCK out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined.

    Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($100 or less for 2 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    how much would it have cost to add the kissing with the cuddling?
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    • BGS 9.5
      SBR MVP
      • 01-10-08
      • 4628

      #3
      PB, that is rather sad, I am not sure I would bring that to the forum
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        Pecos, your posts are some of the best on SBR. Can you do me a favor? Please post that pic you have with jesus with your Rig on it. I love that pic!
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • TheIntegrityKid
          SBR MVP
          • 06-08-09
          • 3063

          #5
          It's called a Girlfriend...

          Go get one!


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          • KingRevolver
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-05-09
            • 5293

            #6
            I finally believe one of his douche stories.
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            • KingRevolver
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-05-09
              • 5293

              #7
              Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid
              It's called a Girlfriend...

              Go get one!
              He would get a blow-up doll, but he wastes so much energy blowing his daddy that he has no time to blow the doll up.
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              • Nicky Santoro
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-08-08
                • 16103

                #8
                what amazes me is how the hell can you have body contact for 2 hrs with a hot girl and not get so hard that you want to shoot your load..i would not be able to do that and not be so hard. i'd have to have to at least get a bj..i'd tell the girl, hey, i am hard as a rock, just suck my beef.. i'll throw in an extra 60$..

                how were you able to hold off for 2 hrs.. were you not rock hard for 2 hrs?
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                • durito
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 07-03-06
                  • 13173

                  #9
                  i spent $100 on my girlfriend last night and didn't get a god damn thing
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                  • englishmike
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-19-08
                    • 5279

                    #10
                    Should have tied her up and kept held her hostage at your place for a couple of months Bill.
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                    • bobbyfk
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-19-09
                      • 15218

                      #11
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                      • Bread
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-16-08
                        • 23726

                        #12
                        Pecos it's official...I love you more than man anus.

                        A lot.

                        Good show!
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                        • KingRevolver
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-05-09
                          • 5293

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                          how were you able to hold off for 2 hrs.. were you not rock hard for 2 hrs?
                          "She" was the one who was rock hard.
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                          • FrozenMAN
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-23-09
                            • 4334

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KingRevolver
                            I finally believe one of his douche stories.

                            yeah, i don't know bout telling people something like this, wouldn't be proud of that, buying snuggles LOL
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                            • Razz_Donkey
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-27-08
                              • 1756

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                              what amazes me is how the hell can you have body contact for 2 hrs with a hot girl and not get so hard that you want to shoot your load..i would not be able to do that and not be so hard. i'd have to have to at least get a bj..i'd tell the girl, hey, i am hard as a rock, just suck my beef.. i'll throw in an extra 60$..

                              how were you able to hold off for 2 hrs.. were you not rock hard for 2 hrs?
                              I second this.
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                              • payingthejuice
                                Restricted User
                                • 04-02-09
                                • 2075

                                #16
                                You need to learn better Money Management, its the #1 rule of Sports Betting.

                                Your best bet would have been to rent a porn ($5)
                                Use a small amount of lotion ($.03)
                                Jerk off ($Free)
                                And you will have satisfaction for the total cost of $5.03

                                Instead you went this route.
                                Rent an escort from the yellow pages ($100)
                                Let her case your house/apartment later for her pimp to see if there is anything worth taking ($Free)
                                Dont get any kind of satisfaction, instead you get frustration ($Free)
                                Instead now you probobly had Blue Balls, and $100 lighter in your wallet with nothing to show for it.
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                                • KingRevolver
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 06-05-09
                                  • 5293

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by durito
                                  i spent $100 on my girlfriend last night and didn't get a god damn thing
                                  She's probably saying, "Some cheapskate took me to McDonald's and bought 100 items off the dollar menu."
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                                  • Pecos Bill
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-27-09
                                    • 1958

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                                    PB, that is rather sad, I am not sure I would bring that to the forum
                                    Why is it sad?..lots of dudes pay for sex why cant i pay to hang out with a chick.

                                    Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                    what amazes me is how the hell can you have body contact for 2 hrs with a hot girl and not get so hard that you want to shoot your load..i would not be able to do that and not be so hard. i'd have to have to at least get a bj..i'd tell the girl, hey, i am hard as a rock, just suck my beef.. i'll throw in an extra 60$..

                                    how were you able to hold off for 2 hrs.. were you not rock hard for 2 hrs?
                                    She wasnt a hooker more like a hostess so itd probably take a lot of money to do something sexual.Besides i was more than satisfied just relaxing on the coush enjoying eachother as if we were a couple.
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                                    • SlickFazzer
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 05-22-08
                                      • 20209

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                                      She was an independent escort/hostess, saw her ad in the yellow pages.

                                      The girl was pretty cute too. She was not latin but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle on the couch for a full 2 hours while we watched a movie and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was fvcking annoying as shit, she sounded like sarah palin.

                                      The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so fvcking soft...it was fvcking amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.

                                      At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the FVCK out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined.

                                      Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($100 or less for 2 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.
                                      I just read this for the 3rd time...and must say I'm like 3/4 erect.

                                      Dammit I'm a train wreck.
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                                      • OB 2138
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 06-10-09
                                        • 574

                                        #20
                                        Wow. If what this guy always says is true idk how he hasn't contemplated suicide. Paying a girl to cuddle? Fvck that.
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                                        • Nicky Santoro
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-08-08
                                          • 16103

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by payingthejuice
                                          You need to learn better Money Management, its the #1 rule of Sports Betting.

                                          Your best bet would have been to rent a porn ($5)
                                          Use a small amount of lotion ($.03)
                                          Jerk off ($Free)
                                          And you will have satisfaction for the total cost of $5.03
                                          plus, he would get some exercise.. you get good cardio for an 8 min wack off session. you burn roughly 60 calories, PLUS, it's great for triceps..

                                          it's healthy to do exercise and keeps you in good shape.. and it only would have cost him $5.03..
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                                          • TheIntegrityKid
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 06-08-09
                                            • 3063

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by payingthejuice
                                            You need to learn better Money Management, its the #1 rule of Sports Betting.

                                            Your best bet would have been to rent a porn ($5)
                                            Use a small amount of lotion ($.03)
                                            Jerk off ($Free)
                                            And you will have satisfaction for the total cost of $5.03

                                            Instead you went this route.
                                            Rent an escort from the yellow pages ($100)
                                            Let her case your house/apartment later for her pimp to see if there is anything worth taking ($Free)
                                            Dont get any kind of satisfaction, instead you get frustration ($Free)
                                            Instead now you probobly had Blue Balls, and $100 lighter in your wallet with nothing to show for it.

                                            How is this not Post of the Month?

                                            PTJ, your vid on jjgold was priceless... I'm begging you, do one on Pecos Bill...


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                                            • KingRevolver
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-05-09
                                              • 5293

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by payingthejuice
                                              You need to learn better Money Management, its the #1 rule of Sports Betting.

                                              Your best bet would have been to rent a porn ($5)
                                              Use a small amount of lotion ($.03)
                                              Jerk off ($Free)
                                              And you will have satisfaction for the total cost of $5.03

                                              Instead you went this route.
                                              Rent an escort from the yellow pages ($100)
                                              Let her case your house/apartment later for her pimp to see if there is anything worth taking ($Free)
                                              Dont get any kind of satisfaction, instead you get frustration ($Free)
                                              Instead now you probobly had Blue Balls, and $100 lighter in your wallet with nothing to show for it.
                                              PTJ is a legend.
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                                              • forloveofthegame
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-01-09
                                                • 5288

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by OB 2138
                                                Wow. If what this guy always says is true idk how he hasn't contemplated suicide. Paying a girl to cuddle? Fvck that.
                                                haha im with you on that
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                                                • KingRevolver
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 06-05-09
                                                  • 5293

                                                  #25
                                                  What did your sister buy with the $100, Pecos?

                                                  Did she then pay you the $100 to go away?
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                                                  • TheIntegrityKid
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 06-08-09
                                                    • 3063

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by KingRevolver
                                                    What did your sister buy with the $100, Pecos?

                                                    Did she then pay you the $100 to go away?

                                                    She used it to rent movies for her and Brian


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                                                    • KingRevolver
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                                                      • 06-05-09
                                                      • 5293

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid
                                                      She used it to rent movies for her and Brian
                                                      I would've wrapped the crisp $100 bill around my dick and stuck it into her jackpot. I'd bang her doggystyle and yell out, "I'm feeling lucky tonight!"
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Pecos how big is your cock?

                                                        You must have sexual fears and afraid to perform in bed

                                                        I can fuk a girl in ass for $100

                                                        She had to laugh at end and think there was something wrong with you.

                                                        She did not even look at you which is embarassing.

                                                        Son you need some help and I can help you.
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                                                        • KingRevolver
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 06-05-09
                                                          • 5293

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          She did not even look at you which is embarassing.
                                                          Pecos was trying to impress her by telling her that he loves nature. She replied, "How can you love nature, when it did this to you?"
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                                                          • TheIntegrityKid
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 06-08-09
                                                            • 3063

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by KingRevolver
                                                            Pecos was trying to impress her by telling her that he loves nature. She replied, "How can you love nature, when it did this to you?"

                                                            OMFG

                                                            Pecos is being destroyed by the King left and right...


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                                                            • payingthejuice
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 04-02-09
                                                              • 2075

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Pecos how big is your cock?

                                                              You must have sexual fears and afraid to perform in bed

                                                              I can fuk a girl in ass for $100

                                                              She had to laugh at end and think there was something wrong with you.

                                                              She did not even look at you which is embarassing.

                                                              Son you need some help and I can help you.
                                                              She was probobly looking at the wrong eye, or didnt know which eye to look at.
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                                                              • englishmike
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-19-08
                                                                • 5279

                                                                #32
                                                                Billys takin a beating in this thread, doesn't seem to have much fight.
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                                                                • KingRevolver
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 06-05-09
                                                                  • 5293

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by payingthejuice
                                                                  She was probobly looking at the wrong eye, or didnt know which eye to look at.
                                                                  She was trying to remember the last time she was raped -- she wanted to think about something more comforting.
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                                                                  • Pecos Bill
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 05-27-09
                                                                    • 1958

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by KingRevolver
                                                                    Pecos was trying to impress her by telling her that he loves nature. She replied, "How can you love nature, when it did this to you?"

                                                                    Originally posted by KingRevolver
                                                                    What did your sister buy with the $100, Pecos?

                                                                    Did she then pay you the $100 to go away?
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                                                                    • KingRevolver
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-05-09
                                                                      • 5293

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I knew you were a milquetoast douche

                                                                      You have no weaponry. You're probably half Mexican and half French.
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