Pump up with pushups Friday challenge!

[buztah]

OK, kokphuckerz! Today, no matter how many sets it takes throughout the day, we SBR ath-ah-letes are issuing a challenge. This is IN ADDITION to your normal daily workouts.

Before you go to bed tonight, you must have banged out 2,000 pushups (good form). This studmuffin is already at 650. Carry on!

Keep that pump goin' all day, boyz! YEAH!

[Chi_archie]

if 90% of this board did 200 pushups over a day, they wouldn't be able to pick up their coffee cup or brush their teeth the following morning..

[tyler36]

Haha true Chi true... not me though, i'm at 250

[Mudcat]

As fun as doing 2000 push-ups sounds, I think I will pass. I like my hardwood floor but I don't feel like spending a whole up-close-and-personal day staring at it.

[Chi_archie]

Haha true Chi true... not me though, i'm at 250

you are part of the 10% like buzzy and I....


Tyler, you may not want to do too many, you may need all the strength and flexibility you can get over the next few days to ward of any bookie-ninja's....

[buztah]

MUD, baby, give it a try. I promise when you break throgh that first 1,000 you will be soarin'! Put on some phucken "KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!" and get pushin, baby! YEAH!

[tyler36]

Haha true enough Chi, hopefully I can ward them off, but those guys are relentless... worked with them for over 4 years and never was late paying... got into some shit they should give me some leeway no?

[buztah]

There's the first dime! BOOOYAAAHHH, BITCHEZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

[Chi_archie]

I"m gonna bust out some one handed pushups while dribbling a basketball and some clapping push ups for warmups... but I might only do 1,000 pushups today... I have a school staff vs student b-ball game today... I don't wanna fuk up my shot...

[buztah]

Chi, at least try to challenge yosef, baby! Throw a backpack on with a 45lb plate when doing those clap pushups.

[slacker00]

Ok, I just did a set of 10. Whew! I didn't even know if I could do a pushup. It's been a long ass time.

So, that means I'll have to do 200 sets over the next 10 hours. That's like a set every 3 minutes?! No way.

Have fun with this, guys. I want to see some videos.

[buztah]

Slacker, do 100 total today. Then tomorrow, do 150. Work your way up to 500, take one day off, then resume the incremental increase till you hit 1,000.

[slacker00]

Alright, buzzy. I'll do 100. 9 more sets, I'll probably do them on the hour. Sounds like a plan.

I need to schedule more breaks from the computer anyway.

[buztah]

Slacker, in three months, you will have a nice chest, baby! Keep my pic on your fridge and every time you wanna bowl of ice cream or some chit, you will say "damn, I can't eat that shit if I wanna be a True Lion stud like buzzy!"

[betplom]

Buzzy, I did 6 pushups and feel great.

My hand now shakes when I reach for my coffee cup though.

[buztah]

LOL! You phat phuck! Tomorrow go for 7, pal!

[Mudcat]

MUD, baby, give it a try. I promise when you break throgh that first 1,000 you will be soarin'! Put on some phucken "KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!" and get pushin, baby! YEAH!

I have done push-ups. I know what they're about.

I don't object to the concept of working out. It is just that you have chosen (by my judgement) possibly the most boring of all possible exercises. You can't even watch TV while you're doing them without craning your neck all to hell.

I will take a bike ride down along the lake in a little while. It is exercise and I like to see the baby geese, ducks and swans. That will be my way of supporting the cause.

[betplom]

I have done push-ups. I know what they're about.

I don't object to the concept of working out. It is just that you have chosen (by my judgement) possibly the most boring of all possible exercises. You can't even watch TV while you're doing them without craning your neck all to hell.

I will take a bike ride down along the lake in a little while. It is exercise and I like to see the baby geese, ducks and swans. That will be my way of supporting the cause.

Mudcat, you never told us you live by a lake, how thick is the ice covering it, is it still safe for ice fishing?

[slacker00]

Slacker, in three months, you will have a nice chest, baby! Keep my pic on your fridge and every time you wanna bowl of ice cream or some chit, you will say "damn, I can't eat that shit if I wanna be a True Lion stud like buzzy!"

I'm not a fag. Thanks anyway. lmao. I'll put up a pick of Christina Applegate on my fridge instead.

10 more. 8 sets to go.

[Nicky Santoro]

up until 2 yrs ago, i was doing 1500 push ups a week.. 3 sets of 75 per day. and i kept this up for 2 yrs. .then i got lazy and become a fat fukk and stopped going to the gym.. i was the toughest mother fukker in that gym, no joke.. i was benching 355 lbs as my max (1 time only) and never used steroids. and i hardly trained too.. i was just doing a lot of push ups.. push ups are great for upper body strength..

i am by far the toughest poster on sbr on the bench.. well, at least i used to be.. but i am sure even though i haven't touched a weight in 2.5 yrs, that i can still do 2 plates in my sleep.

i have natural chest strength there. i was born with that..

[betplom]

I'm not a fag. Thanks anyway. lmao. I'll put up a pick of Christina Applegate on my fridge instead.

10 more. 8 sets to go.

She has no .

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/134930-newsflash-christina-applegate-has-no-tits.html

[Chi_archie]

how many does hershel walker do?

[Mudcat]

Mudcat, you never told us you live by a lake, how thick is the ice covering it, is it still safe for ice fishing?

I'm sure I have mentioned it many times. I am a 2 minute bike ride from the shores of beautiful Lake Ontario.

As I think you know if you weren't being so rowdy, there is no ice right now. I'm not sure what kind of shenanigans you might find if you ran a chemical analysis - but no ice.

[Tsoprano]

I normally do about 5000 push ups a day

[betplom]

I'm sure I have mentioned it many times. I am a 2 minute bike ride from the shores of beautiful Lake Ontario.

As I think you know if you weren't being so rowdy, there is no ice right now. I'm not sure what kind of shenanigans you might find if you ran a chemical analysis - but no ice.

I know you and I know it but I'm pandering to the ignorant American crowd.

True story, back in the 1980's I was working as a seasonal driver at Gray Coach Lines and used to drive the Buffalo/Toronto route.

I had a woman (in her 50's) and her daughter from NYC get on the bus in Buffalo and as we crossed the Peace bridge into Ft. Erie Ontario she asked why it was so hot as we were now in Canada (in July) and she saw the temperature was listed as 28degrees before she left NYC.

I explained that 28 was Celsius not Farenheit and that Southern Ontario has no snow in July.

Sad but true.

[slacker00]

She has no .

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...s-no-tits.html

No shit. I'm the one who mentioned it FIRST in the other cancer thread. I think she's brave, so I admire the chick. If I want to be inspired, I'll look at her picture and remember how she's surviving cancer, etc.

30 down, 70 to go. Those last 10 were for you, Christina Applegate!

My last 5 pushups, I got a tiny little catch in my left elbow. It felt funny, like a tiny little snapping. Should I be worried?

[jjgold]

I do not have the time for that BS

I rather eat, gamble and smoke

[Mudcat]

I know you and I know it but I'm pandering to the ignorant American crowd.

You should be kinder to the Americans. Look how gracious they were in sending their best wishes regarding our National Igloo.

[flyingillini]

I do not have the time for that BS

I rather eat, gamble and smoke

and do the nose candy

[buztah]

1500!!!!!

[Junkyard Dog]

i do 2k before i take my morning piss

[Matt Rain]

Sounds like an easy way to **** up my elbows, unless you've got some tips for me oh Wise Buzzy.

[tullamore]

I became a lazy fvck over the winter. I just stated doing pushups, situps, and pullups, right when I get up in the morning. It sucked at first, but my reps are increasing and my energy level is much higher during the day. We all need to stop being lazy fvcks and get in some exercise other than painting our pricks.

[slacker00]

1500!!!!!

Post a video of your last set. I want to watch you cross the finish line to 2000!

I just finished my 4th set. 40 down, 60 to go. I'm feeling the burn. I had a couple crackles in my left elbow, so I stopped halfway through the set, but I finished it out. I'm getting sore, fatigued, etc. I'm not sure if I can do 100, but I'll keep working at it.

Post a video to inspire me, Buzzy. Show me how it's done!

[Tsoprano]

I just did another 2500