The worst movies you've ever seen.

[Bread]

Stumpage, The Wickerman was one of the funniest goddam movies I've ever seen. My God.

[BrentCrude]

Everybody has different tastes and likes and dislikes so I'm not going to bash their choice of movies.Here lies the problem,the vast majority of people in Hollywood are all of the same club,same political party,same nationalities,same everything so they sort of force feed the masses with the crap they put out.I'm sick of movies with messages and causes attached to them.Even the animated kids movies have subtle groupthink leftist preachings. I don't think the movie people even realize that only people in California,the northeast,college towns and big cities agree with them.The vast majority of the country is fly over country that doesn't like the crap they put out.On the other hand,somebody had to create a whacked out audience to want to see these movies and Hollywood all be it in cahoots with the left,is just giving dumbed down sheeple what they want.

Here is proof as to what I'm saying.Anyone see the movie Idiocrasy?It's mirroring what I'm talking about here in that it's mocking where we are heading as far as how dumbed down people are getting where the stupidist,sickest and most off the wall brainstem stuff is entertaining to the masses.Ever sit in a theatre and watch a cheap laugh toilet humor movie where it's nothing but a kaka,pee pee and farting plot?The audience is like a bunch of monkeys or pig people that hoot at the exact same time on cue when the kaka,pee pee and fart takes place.The all time most disgusting example of this was the Dairy Queen commercial where a tom boy slovenly woman is eating a chilli cheeseburger and she dares her husband to pull her finger.That's something I want to think of when I go to Dairy Queen.And to think that Warren Buffett pretty much owns Dairy Queen.That guy has some mental lapses so he ain't the oracle of Omaha every time out of the chute.

Then you have the artsy fartsy critically acclaimed movies that are garbage because they connect with no one but they win all the awards.Crap like Chariots of fire and Yentl.Yentl has to be the all time worst movie ever made.period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The fix was in on that movie where someone in the club wanted it made no matter what I guess.


Some serious movies that are so funny it hurts and they were very entertaining.Was it Hoop Dreams????with Robbie Benson as a kid from a small town getting a scholarship to a big basketball school.

Then there was one called Hot Rods from hell.It was a bunch of beatnik-hells angel hybrids that terrorized this square Cleaver family on their cross country vacation.Everytime the hoods would be re entering the scene,the rock music would telegraph their appearance in advance.

[Matt Rain]

Brent, you've got the whole catalog of Clint Eastwood movies to enjoy. I would not venture outside that territory if I were you.

[Stumpage]

Stumpage, The Wickerman was one of the funniest goddam movies I've ever seen. My God.

That's a very good point, Bread. I'd forgotten about Cage's "Bear attack", one of his many female takedowns in this flick.

[Tsoprano]

Balls of Fury wasn't that bad

Mall Cop looked so stupid in the commercials I never wasted the time of day to see it....

[AMBlai01]

Transformers and Barb Wire cannot be on this list for the pure fact that Megan Fox is and Pamela Anderson are in those movies...so if you are straight they are watchable because of those two girls.

[BeatTheJerk]

Stumpage, The Wickerman was one of the funniest goddam movies I've ever seen. My God.

I loved that part Breadly ...............

[t-bone]

Lady in the Water.........I contemplated suicide while viewing

PS- Spaceballs is great

[Matt Rain]

Transformers and Barb Wire cannot be on this list for the pure fact that Megan Fox is and Pamela Anderson are in those movies...so if you are straight they are watchable because of those two girls.

In the same vein, The Girl Next Door is a vastly underrated modern classic.



Go Team Heterosexuality!

[Bread]

The Girl Next Door is great...I just was hoping that Elisha would show some pink, but alas, no.

Spaceballs made me laugh uncontrollably when watching it as a kid. When I revisited as an adult, I wanted to asphyxiate myself with a Ziploc baggie.

Lady in the Water...great call t-bone. What a piece of shizzit!!!

WickerMan had the greatest actor of our time behind Nick Nolte, Nick Cage, smacking the hell out of those hippy beeyaches. What fun!

[Mudcat]

I'm not saying The Matrix belongs in the worst movies discussion - not at all - but it always comes to mind for me when people start discussing unintentional comedies.

Keanu would strike up a kung fu pose and I would laugh and laugh. I was the only one in the theatre doing it and that just made it worse and I couldn't stop the giggling.

It was a mess.

[The HOFF]

[The HOFF]

Forgot about this one.

[paco]

Vacant

[madmaxx]

[Team Ramrod]

Cabin Fever and The Dukes of Hazzard movie

[Charger42]

I was on the airplane and watch Paul Blart Mall Cop. I wanted to jump out of the window

[Bigmikesm]

Disaster movie sucked

[DeeWizzle]

Killer Clowns From Outer Space

[KingRevolver]

Worst movie I've ever seen is called It's a Wonderful Life. It's a Christmas classic movie that you always see around Christmas.

This guy George lives in a bland and crappy lilly-white town but finds out how much family means when an Angel visits him to show him how his life would have turned out without them. With his family the town sucks and there's nothing great going on - but without his family there's liquor stores, casinos and titty bars in every corner. I just didn't get what the point of the movie was...the town was obviously better off in the latter situation.

Stupid shit - skip it!

[DwightShrute]

Worst movie I've ever seen is called It's a Wonderful Life. It's a Christmas classic movie that you always see around Christmas.

One of my favorite movies ever!

[cuteboy86hi]

Adam sandler's "click" and that kidnap movie "whisper"

[bettilimbroke999]

One of my favorite movies ever!

It is a great movie, Jimmy Stewart is like a robot made for movies, you you you do what chu want with this thing but but shumbody's gotta look out for tha lil guy

Another film based more on idyllic fantasy than reality but still very entertaining, losturmarbles also said Mr Potter was way overtaxed on the rental income from his slums and the story never resolved that problem

[KingRevolver]

What kind of gamblers are you two? THEY HAD TITTY BARS, LIQUOR STORES, GUN SHOPS AND CASINOS IN EVERY CORNER! Movie sucked 'cause they tried saying the opposite was more important.

[RoagBettor]

If you get a chance rent S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) aka Grim Weekend. It will make any other movie you've seen seem like an Academy Award Winner.