Its Serious: My Parents Ordering Me To Stop Gambling Or............

[SlicWilly3]

Also take YES for a run to score in the 1st in the Boston/Seattle game tonight....

[flyingillini]

JJ, I think it is that time again. I think you need to a 25k bet and get dressed up for it and make it an event. You need to have the plate of cole cuts and dress up in a suit. Make this happen Mr. Goldbloom.

[BrentCrude]

JJ,is your dad like a Jewish version of Ward Cleaver?

JJ,you paint a picture of you living in the Jewish version of Leave It To Beaver where your dad has had his fill of you messing up all the time where you better start learning some valuable lessons.I can just hear him scolding you about not playing a true dime line where you lost money or where you leant money to Eddy Haskel charging him less vig than the going rate.Just kidding and I'm busting your balls but it would make a darn good sitcom if they ever decided to do the Jewish version of Leave it to Beaver.I actually was friends with a couple Jewish brothers like that growing up and the mom and dad were the Jewish versions of Ward and June.The kids used to break into the wine cabinet when mom and dad were at a furniture convention and they stole all the Mogan David and Manachevitz.Is that stuff too sweet or what?It's like drinking humming bird nectar.The kids claim to fame to impress chicks was to say that their mom grew up with Monte Hall in Winnipeg and they were family friends ''Monte Halprin'' and that they could get them tickets to let's make a deal.

[RogueJuror]

JJ, I think it is that time again. I think you need to a 25k bet and get dressed up for it and make it an event. You need to have the plate of cole cuts and dress up in a suit. Make this happen Mr. Goldbloom.

YES! another all in bet

[flyingillini]

JJ,you paint a picture of you living in the Jewish version of Leave It To Beaver where your dad has had his fill of you messing up all the time where you better start learning some valuable lessons.I can just hear him scolding you about not playing a true dime line where you lost money or where you leant money to Eddy Haskel charging him less vig than the going rate.Just kidding and I'm busting your balls but it would make a darn good sitcom if they ever decided to do the Jewish version of Leave it to Beaver.I actually was friends with a couple Jewish brothers like that growing up and the mom and dad were the Jewish versions of Ward and June.The kids used to break into the wine cabinet when mom and dad were at a furniture convention and they stole all the Mogan David and Manachevitz.Is that stuff too sweet or what?It's like drinking humming bird nectar.

That was the first alcohol I had when I was a kid. I used to really enjoy drinking it.

[jjgold]

looks like a 3-0 night for me. I knew I had to keep gambling.

Back against the wall and go 3-0.

[pavyracer]

Yeah but you missed the 25% rebate by winning JJ. Missing on rebates is like throwing money away.

[HAPPY BOY]

JJ make better picks.

[wtf]

become a man whore

[Flyers09]

They cut me off from funds I receive.

Now what???

Run prostituion down the city, find a few black boys to sell crack and you collect a percentage. Murder ppl who look rich, well you get black boys to do it all for you. and if they dont pay when u come to collect, murder them....

[wtf]

IF this story is legit

the key piece of information is "how much they provide you every month"

the rumour mill says 10k/month

[jjgold]

They do not give me much $1000 but it helps, plus I cut lawns and stuff.

You see if they cut the funds I will have to get another job and I do not want.