Monkeyf0cker used to be a poker dealer

[mathdotcom]

He fits all the signs.

1) Anyone who has ever played poker knows that dealers who've been doing it for years are bitter, bitter, bitter. Monkey definitely fits the bill here.

2) Most loser poker dealers, when their 8 hour shift ends and they collect their $22.43 in tips, go to another casino and play poker there. Monkey still plays poker.

3) Monkey says he has to stay in Vegas. This is because of all the money he owes casinos due to #2.

4) They crave respect. They certainly don't get it as a dealer, wearing those tacky outfits and having to thank people for tipping them quarters. They try to get somewhere playing poker, they consider blackjack, but Monkey stumbled upon sports betting.

5) They will do absolutely anything to avoid making an honest living. This is similar to #4. They think they are too good to work 9-5. They think they are smarter than everyone else and will stay poor the rest of their lives trying to prove everyone that they will beat the game.

Is this what your last job was, Monkey, back in 2001?

[AgainstAllOdds]

Good for him. I wouldnt mind trying this out sometime as well.

[onthewhat]

Mathy is sharp

Might move him up a rank on my sharps list

[MilfDriller]

This was good for my whole-hearted laugh of the day...

'having to thank them for tipping quarters'....

that is some goddamn funny shit. focking lmao with that one. thanks for the entertainment, bro

[Nicky Santoro]

funny that mathy knows this guy even better than i know him.. monkey is really a nobody trying to pretend to be a somebody to gain the kids respect here.. he knows nothing, but has fooled some kids here into thinking he is actually smart.

he is very bitter. mathy is right and i have said this from day 1. one of the most bitter guys on this board. and he really is clueless.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Nice try, idiot. I was a computer network engineer and programmer for a trading firm on the CBOE (that's in Chicago, genius). I didn't move to Vegas until 2006. I was playing poker and betting sports during my time in Chicago and moved to Vegas after the UIGEA. Strike 18. You're out 9x already.

It's really cute that you make threads about me, follow me around, and have this huge crush on me, but I've got better looking bitches. Sorry, sweetheart.

[InvestmentWager]

Mathy is sharp

Might move him up a rank on my sharps list

Whos on your list?

[MilfDriller]

Note about IversonFocker.

If I make a statement of 'women can't think and don't use logic'...

.... then the liberal Monkey instantly goes into his PC training. 'Women are beautiful creatures, just as equal as men, they were denied the right to vote, they think clearly and with reason.....'

Learn to think for yourself, MonkeyF. Women can't think logically and are different from men. Similar shit goes for all the other stuff I talk about. All you do is recite liberal PC bullshit and don't bring any arguments.


Retard

[MonkeyF0cker]

Nicky's a guy that doesn't know the first thing about statistics, and wouldn't know where to begin to calculate the probability of the union of independent events. Meanwhile, mathdotcom says you should never bet -700 on a woman's tennis match, as if there could never be value on such a line. Two retards. Two peas in a pod.

[Bread]

I usually want to bang my dealers.

And I want to bang MonkeyF.

There could be some truth to this rumor......

[Nicky Santoro]

It's really cute that you make threads about me, follow me around,

are you kidding me?? you're calling him a stalker?? LOL.. that's what you've been doing with me from day 1 here.. not one thread goes by that you dont come in and have to take a shot at me.. not one...that's right, not one.. you are #1 on the list of this here at sbr that does this to me..

and you call him a stalker who follows you around? LOL.

what does that make you?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Note about IversonFocker.

If I make a statement of 'women can't think and don't use logic'...

.... then the liberal Monkey instantly goes into his PC training. 'Women are beautiful creatures, just as equal as men, they were denied the right to vote, they think clearly and with reason.....'

Learn to think for yourself, MonkeyF. Women can't think logically and are different from men. Similar shit goes for all the other stuff I talk about. All you do is recite liberal PC bullshit and don't bring any arguments.


Retard

Yeah. Your stereotyping is mindblowingly omniscient. Get a clue.

[MilfDriller]

MonkeyF is the kind of clown that sees some homeless guy in an alley.. the guy is laying down pretending to be hurt.... he calls out to Monkey....

Monkey rushes down the alley to help the bum and the bum shanks him in the neck and take his wallet.

Monkey crumbles to the ground, 'I.. was.... just... using.. my liberal PC training'

Bum, 'Fvck you moddafvcka, you stupid ass cracker. I live off clueless white ass motherfvckers like you. Now I got your wallet and your address... I'm gone steal from da rest of yo' family.'

[mathdotcom]

Nice try, idiot. I was a computer network engineer and programmer for a trading firm on the CBOE (that's in Chicago, genius).

So basically you are a fat slob who's never been laid, and moved to Vegas in the hopes that women would flock to you if you wore a shirt that says "I am sharp"?

Nicky, I'm not sure if these lines are accurate or not, but here's a go:

There is a pizza box that's over 2 days old in Monkey's room right now -500
There is a Big Gulp plastic cup on his desk -900
There is a huge patch of swass on his sweat pants -1500

[You're right, Monkey, there really are a lot of +EV opportunities to lay more than -700]

[MilfDriller]

Monkey, I'm going to stereotype you down to a 'T':

Liberal white guy who can't think for himself and who voted for Obama. If I were take you on a trip to Latin America and leave you alone for five minutes, you'd get robbed and shanked.

[MonkeyF0cker]

are you kidding me?? you're calling him a stalker?? LOL.. that's what you've been doing with me from day 1 here.. not one thread goes by that you dont come in and have to take a shot at me.. not one...that's right, not one.. you are #1 on the list of this here at sbr that does this to me..

and you call him a stalker who follows you around? LOL.

what does that make you?

Day 1? Nope. Not until you started giving out horrible -EV information to the forum and defending it.

[Nicky Santoro]

i see i am not the only one that sees this monkey guy is a clown.. anyone else see this besides us?

man, i am starting to think there are some really sharp guys here at sbr.. they can read through this guy..

[MonkeyF0cker]

Monkey, I'm going to stereotype you down to a 'T':

Liberal white guy who can't think for himself and who voted for Obama. If I were take you on a trip to Latin America and leave you alone for five minutes, you'd get robbed and shanked.

Here's something that will shatter your fragile little mind... I voted for GWB. I didn't vote in the last election. You're a fukkin idiot.

I'm also a Son of the American Revolution and have American Indian lineage. You're dead on, genius.

[mathdotcom]

Nicky's a guy that doesn't know the first thing about statistics, and wouldn't know where to begin to calculate the probability of the union of independent events. Meanwhile, mathdotcom says you should never bet -700 on a woman's tennis match, as if there could never be value on such a line. Two retards. Two peas in a pod.

And yet I am sure Nicky has both

a) 5x more cash than you
b) A much better life

pretty impressive for a guy who has never carried out an hypothesis test before, no?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Here's something that will shatter your fragile little mind... I voted for GWB. I didn't vote in the last election. You're a fukkin idiot.

I'm also a Son of the American Revolution and have American Indian lineage. You're dead on, genius.

[mathdotcom]

I'm also a Son of the American Revolution and have American Indian lineage. You're dead on, genius.

I believe that would make you the Bitch of the American Revolution, pal.

[MonkeyF0cker]

I recently saw Nicky's apartment in a video. He lives in a fukkin apartment, moron. Guess again.

[MonkeyF0cker]

I believe that would make you the Bitch of the American Revolution, pal.

Clever. You're smart.

Just kidding.

Haha. I can make stupid funnies too.

[MilfDriller]

'American Indian lineage' my ass.... 1/20th .... so you're basically a white guy.... just like Bob Barker and how he goes on about his 'Indian' heritage

Sorry, jackass, you're no Rigoberta Menchu.

[mathdotcom]

I recently saw Nicky's apartment in a video. He lives in a fukkin apartment, moron. Guess again.

Do you know how much that apartment would cost in Montreal?

Unreal. I hope you have a nice big mansion all to yourself, Monkey.

I bet you have posters on your walls with motivational words like, "You ARE the man", "You are untouchable", "Women ache for your attention", etc.

[MonkeyF0cker]

More assumptions from the brainiac. I'm 1/20th now? News to me. How do you become 1/20th of any ethnicity, exactly, genius?

[MilfDriller]

You're a white liberal clown... not some Apache.

I love these white folk who claim they're Indians. You're like Buffy Faagslayer's husband.... the guy is white but he wants to sell himself as a non-white Puerto Rican...

You're a honkey liberal, Monkey.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Aside from the fact that you're absolutely brainless and 100% incorrect, Milf, you're dead on.

[MilfDriller]

Monkey, you're white. I know you're white. You're a white liberal clown.

Do you parents speak an indigenous language... your grandparents....? Nope. You have nothing in relation to American Indian heritage and your bloodline is 1/20th.... MAXIMUM.

That's 19 liberal dicks up your ass and 1 Cherokee dick in your ass. That's called 1/20th.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Do you know how much that apartment would cost in Montreal?

Unreal. I hope you have a nice big mansion all to yourself, Monkey.

I bet you have posters on your walls with motivational words like, "You ARE the man", "You are untouchable", "Women ache for your attention", etc.

You're the one that brought it up, dolt. And yeah, Montreal is where everyone wants to live. A real paradise. Please.

[pavyracer]

Here's something that will shatter your fragile little mind... I voted for GWB. I didn't vote in the last election. You're a fukkin idiot.

I'm also a Son of the American Revolution and have American Indian lineage. You're dead on, genius.

I'm also a Son of some Revolution. I'm pretty sure some of my ancestors have revolted against some oppressive regime during the last 500 years.

[MilfDriller]

American Indian... bro, this is your defense for your liberal posturing?

This is like listening to some stupid white bitch at a minority meeting: "I, too, have felt the depths of discrimination" ... and all the people in the audience roll their humungous eyeballs.

American Indian my ass.... LMFAO

[MonkeyF0cker]

Monkey, you're white. I know you're white. You're a white liberal clown.

Do you parents speak an indigenous language... your grandparents....? Nope. You have nothing in relation to American Indian heritage and your bloodline is 1/20th.... MAXIMUM.

That's 19 liberal dicks up your ass and 1 Cherokee dick in your ass. That's called 1/20th.

Since when is being white associated with liberalism? Are you fukkin retarded? My parents are 100% Republican. And my grandmother is 100% Menominee Indian. Get a clue, ya fukkin moron.

[MilfDriller]

'You're the one that brought it up, dolt. And yeah, Montreal is where everyone wants to live. A real paradise. Please.'

Bro, that's how white Americans talk.

Dolt???

ANd yeah ...???

cracka expressions

[mathdotcom]

You're the one that brought it up, dolt. And yeah, Montreal is where everyone wants to live. A real paradise. Please.

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<-- for the Montreal comment