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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82905

    #36
    This is not durito. Durito is filthy rich and sharper than Nicky or Ganch when it comes to gambling. Poor but happy is the opposite of what he preaches here.
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    • durito
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-03-06
      • 13173

      #37
      I am not rich at all pavy. I never claimed to be. I claimed to have far more money than idiots like daggerkobe and patrickbateman neither of whom is smart enough to make more than minimum wage.

      I live a basic upper class lifestyle in a developing country. It's not too expensive, but not as cheap as one might think either. I enjoy it immensely. Any other questions, fire away. I'm going to the gym for a bit first though.
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      • durito
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-03-06
        • 13173

        #38
        Oh, and pavy I wish I could afford that Penthouse in that post, it's worth at least $350,000.
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        • onthewhat
          Restricted User
          • 05-14-08
          • 15411

          #39
          Originally posted by durito
          Oh, and pavy I wish I could afford that Penthouse in that post, it's worth at least $350,000.
          Why can't you afford it? "Anyone" can win $100k from a book, and you claim to be a sharp?

          Something doesn't add up here????
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          • BatemanPatrickl
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-21-07
            • 18772

            #40
            Originally posted by durito
            I am not rich at all pavy. I never claimed to be. I claimed to have far more money than idiots like daggerkobe and patrickbateman neither of whom is smart enough to make more than minimum wage.

            I live a basic upper class lifestyle in a developing country. It's not too expensive, but not as cheap as one might think either. I enjoy it immensely. Any other questions, fire away. I'm going to the gym for a bit first though.
            Durito you have no clue who I am or what I have. Keep trying to be clever and continue riding those donkeys dipsh$t. You had to move to a developing country because you could NOT make it in America.
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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82905

              #41
              Hey durito...chill pal...go to the gym and take a picture with your cell phone and post it here so we can tell how hot the girls are in Medellin. My neighbor is from Colombia but she looks like the mexican version of Barbara Bush.
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              • durito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-03-06
                • 13173

                #42
                Originally posted by onthewhat
                Why can't you afford it? "Anyone" can win $100k from a book, and you claim to be a sharp?

                Something doesn't add up here????

                I don't claim to be anything. I said the first 100k is absurdly easy. And it is. If you poke around this forum and have a brain you can do it in a few years tops. Most everything I know about gambling I've learned here. It's pretty disappointing to watch young college kids here choose to go the JJ route when a little thinking could make them a ton of money, but hey more for me i guess.

                I've been doing this seriously (full time) for barely a year. I have no need for a 350k penthouse nor do i want to put my entire bankroll into real estate, i'm getting an exponentially better return gambling it.
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                • onthewhat
                  Restricted User
                  • 05-14-08
                  • 15411

                  #43
                  You're full of shit pal. Don't bother calling Bookmaker, Pinnacle, or Matchbook to ask how much you're up there...you will just be wasting your time.

                  Why don't you ask Nicky for advice pal
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                  • durito
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-03-06
                    • 13173

                    #44
                    You would be right, I don't play much at pinny or matchbook. Their numbers are far too sharp for me.
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                    • RogueJuror
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-08-08
                      • 10010

                      #45
                      durito ill call you

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                      • Matt Rain
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-13-07
                        • 5001

                        #46
                        Looks like a sweet apartment, durito. Can I ask you why you plan to pay cash though?

                        (I'd probably do the same. Just curious to see if your reason is the same.)
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #47
                          I highly doubt Durito beat any book for 100k like nicky


                          It takes a mastermind for that
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                          • MonkeyF0cker
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-12-07
                            • 12144

                            #48
                            Originally posted by onthewhat
                            You're full of shit pal. Don't bother calling Bookmaker, Pinnacle, or Matchbook to ask how much you're up there...you will just be wasting your time.

                            Why don't you ask Nicky for advice pal
                            Seriously, where the fuk do you get off? What in the world have you accomplished in handicapping? If your boyfriend beat a few books, who fukkin cares? Durito knows what he is doing and there are plenty of ways to make money in this business, but you obviously don't have the fukkin mental capacity to do it yourself. Nicky isn't the only guy beating books, ya fukkin clown. Go stick your hard on for Nicky somewhere else. Cuz it's getting fukkin old. And the first 100k is by far the easiest because you can still play at all of the books with the softest lines. Durito is absolutely correct. Pull your fukkin head out of your ass and think for yourself for once for fukkin Christ's sake.
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                            • daggerkobe
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-25-08
                              • 10744

                              #49
                              Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                              I have to visit there some day. Looks gorgeous. Nice place, durito.

                              You can stay, as long as you pay $50 bucks a night. But he'll give you the key to the place and you can treat it as its your own. Your friends will be very impressed. He will also provide bikinis and 15 & 16 year olds. So you can leave them home in Vegas doing more porn shoots.
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                              • MonkeyF0cker
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-12-07
                                • 12144

                                #50
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                I highly doubt Durito beat any book for 100k like nicky


                                It takes a mastermind for that
                                Wrong.

                                Fail.
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                                • Nicky Santoro
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-08-08
                                  • 16103

                                  #51
                                  you tell em onner.

                                  you know what i find hilarious. is that durito once mocked me and said i live in a shitty apt and that if i was a winning gambler, i'd be living in a better apt.. meanwhile he is living in a shack and then says he dont want to waste his money paying big rent... but durito says it's easy making the first 100k offshore..

                                  this kid might be even more dumb than monkeyfag.. and if he learnt to gamble from SBR like he says, my goodness, i feel bad for him.. he can't be that smart.
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                                  • onthewhat
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 05-14-08
                                    • 15411

                                    #52
                                    Focker lets see your video where you call the book and they say you beat us for 100k
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                                    • onthewhat
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 05-14-08
                                      • 15411

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                      you tell em onner.

                                      you know what i find hilarious. is that durito once mocked me and said i live in a shitty apt and that if i was a winning gambler, i'd be living in a better apt.. meanwhile he is living in a shack and then says he dont want to waste his money paying big rent... but durito says it's easy making the first 100k offshore..

                                      this kid might be even more dumb than monkeyfag.. and if he learnt to gamble from SBR like he says, my goodness, i feel bad for him.. he can't be that smart.
                                      LOL!!! Post of the fukkin year

                                      This kid makes fun of you for living in an apt...and then posts that he is living in an apt...

                                      In a third world country no less...LOL!!!!
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                                      • Matt Rain
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-13-07
                                        • 5001

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        I highly doubt Durito beat any book for 100k like nicky


                                        It takes a mastermind for that
                                        It takes $1 and a shitload of free time.
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                                        • MonkeyF0cker
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-12-07
                                          • 12144

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by onthewhat
                                          Focker lets see your video where you call the book and they say you beat us for 100k
                                          I don't make videos. I don't give a flying fuk what you think about me, in case you haven't noticed.
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                                          • tomcarter
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 11-10-08
                                            • 223

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by durito
                                            This is the new apartment I'm buying: http://www.bienesybienes.com/proy_det.asp?ID=31


                                            If you had any idea about Medellin you'd know how ridiculously hot the girls are.
                                            this is very true , colombia does have some of the most beautiful women in the world. what brought you to colombia durito?

                                            your story sounds pretty interesting , for most of the guys on here , free tacos from taco bell or the new grilled chicken at kfc will be the height of their cultural achievements and adventures. have you ever thought about living in costa rica?
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                                            • flyingillini
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-06-06
                                              • 41219

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by durito
                                              Relax pavy.

                                              One day you should come down here. I'll pick you up from the airport on my donkey and we can go to juan valdez and drink coffee.
                                              It is a very nice place, I have been there twice there are a lot if people with a lot of money that live there. It is not a third world dump like you guys think.
                                              המוסד‎
                                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                              • durito
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 07-03-06
                                                • 13173

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by Matt Rain
                                                Looks like a sweet apartment, durito. Can I ask you why you plan to pay cash though?

                                                (I'd probably do the same. Just curious to see if your reason is the same.)
                                                I couldn't get a loan here if I wanted one (which I don't, the rates are absurd).
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                                                • durito
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-03-06
                                                  • 13173

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by tomcarter
                                                  this is very true , colombia does have some of the most beautiful women in the world. what brought you to colombia durito?

                                                  your story sounds pretty interesting , for most of the guys on here , free tacos from taco bell or the new grilled chicken at kfc will be the height of their cultural achievements and adventures. have you ever thought about living in costa rica?
                                                  Traveled south/central america a lot and liked this place a lot. Yes I considered Costa Rica, but for now I'd like to live in a big city and Medellin/Bogota are far nicer cities than San Jose.
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                                                  • pavyracer
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 82905

                                                    #60
                                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVcvNb2jirk&feature=related
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                                                    • pat venditto
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-07-07
                                                      • 14347

                                                      #61
                                                      Durito if you don't mind me asking did you start off with a decent sized bankroll or what?
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                                                      • durito
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-03-06
                                                        • 13173

                                                        #62
                                                        no, i started with a credit card
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                                                        • tomcarter
                                                          SBR High Roller
                                                          • 11-10-08
                                                          • 223

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by durito
                                                          Traveled south/central america a lot and liked this place a lot. Yes I considered Costa Rica, but for now I'd like to live in a big city and Medellin/Bogota are far nicer cities than San Jose.
                                                          Great stuff durito, you should start a blog on your adventures in colombia and your travels.I would subscribe. interesting life you have

                                                          how old are you if you dont mind me asking . I have alot of friends who are older and thinking of retiring in south america but you sound like you are in your 30s and young.

                                                          the kind of house ,the quality of life, you can get in latin america is so much better.its become almost impossible to have a really nice beach home for less than 500,00 to a million on the east coast and once you add in hurricane insurance it is tough. I have a friend who lives on the beach in costa rica, deep seas fishes all the time, access to great girls,gambling, and bought a beach house for 120,000!!!!!! I paid more for a crappy 70s style ranch house in the burbs

                                                          start a blog someday durito,good luck wth the condo.

                                                          by the way dont count out real estate right now as an investment either,everything comes and goes in cycles,it will come back.its land
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                                                          • durito
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 07-03-06
                                                            • 13173

                                                            #64
                                                            I'm 29. I'm actually headed out Friday on a big trip through the countries. I'll put up some pictures. Real estate market here is holding pretty steady. The economy's not nearly as bad down here. Just need the dollar to hold up.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #65
                                                              Durito I will get on a three way call with you and lets call your books and see how much you won?

                                                              I will wait here
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                                                              • The HG
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 11-01-06
                                                                • 3566

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by tomcarter
                                                                I have a friend who lives on the beach in costa rica, deep seas fishes all the time, access to great girls,gambling, and bought a beach house for 120,000!!!!!!
                                                                where in CR if you don't mind my asking?
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                                                                • onthewhat
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 05-14-08
                                                                  • 15411

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  Durito I will get on a three way call with you and lets call your books and see how much you won?

                                                                  I will wait here
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                                                                  • durito
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 07-03-06
                                                                    • 13173

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                    Durito I will get on a three way call with you and lets call your books and see how much you won?

                                                                    I will wait here
                                                                    I try to stay under the radar at the books I play at. That's the last thing I need.

                                                                    I don't give a shit what you think.
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                                                                    • frostno98
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-11-07
                                                                      • 9769

                                                                      #69
                                                                      I think Durito is a big time hustler, if you know what I mean. The only ballas I know are the fukers that do that or is a bookie. 29 years old, in a 3rd world country claiming to blow money like it's grass or leaf from a tree. Something doesn't add up, hell maybe he inherit as sh1t load realestate. Either way, I don't think this guy bullsh1ting.
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                                                                      • tomcarter
                                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                                        • 11-10-08
                                                                        • 223

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by The HG
                                                                        where in CR if you don't mind my asking?

                                                                        he lives in jaco
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