Durito Lets See Your Numbers

[onthewhat]

Call a book and ask them how much you have won from them and record it

Thanks guy

[SlickFazzer]

[durito]

lol

[AgainstAllOdds]

lol

[pavyracer]

If his limits are high why would he call the book?

[Bread]

Screw that..DURITO SHOW US YOUR MONKEY!!

[Mudcat]

I happen to know some of durito's numbers. You'll think I'm lying but these are real numbers:

15
8
76
499,216
3
23,180
19
1,262,874


And then - here's the strangest part of all: 15 again.

[durito]

Screw that..DURITO SHOW US YOUR MONKEY!!

you sound like my new girlfriend

[BatemanPatrickl]

you sound like my new girlfriend

How much did you pay for her?

[Tsoprano]

How much did you pay for her?

9 pesos and a bowl of dip

[BatemanPatrickl]

9 pesos and a bowl of dip

Or he traded in one of the donkeys he purchased with the $300,000 Obama wager

[L2Gunz]

[crisp]

he must've met his new girlfried at the sweatshop he works at.

[betplom]

you sound like my new girlfriend

Except she prolly said:

"demuéstrenos su mono"

[jjgold]

Durito does not have a dime to his fukkin name

Nicky backs everything up

[durito]

Durito does not have a dime to his fukkin name

Nicky backs everything up

easy there jj

[Nicky Santoro]

Durito does not have a dime to his fukkin name

Nicky backs everything up

jj, you are a very sharp guy.. he doesn't have anything to his name.. i bet you he doens't even bet, and if he does, he probably plays 3$, 4 team parlays, just like his other big talker buddy, monkeyfag.

jj, it's always the big talkers that have nothing, and the quiet ones are the ones to watch out for.. the quiet ones don't brag and remain low key, and the deadbeats like monkeyfag are the insecure ones who have to prove to all how sharp they are, cause they're not..

[pavyracer]

Medellin is the richest city in the world. Gold flows from the fountains and everyone is filthy rich.

[durito]

Medellin is the richest city in the world. Gold flows from the fountains and everyone is filthy rich.

Relax pavy.

One day you should come down here. I'll pick you up from the airport on my donkey and we can go to juan valdez and drink coffee.

[onthewhat]

Durito you make that video yet pal?

Shut the fuk up until then

[daggerkobe]

burito's girlfriend



burito's high-performance donkey car



burito's "Condo"...... his is the penthouse up top.

[durito]

This is the new apartment I'm buying: http://www.bienesybienes.com/proy_det.asp?ID=31


If you had any idea about Medellin you'd know how ridiculously hot the girls are.

[MonkeyF0cker]

I have to visit there some day. Looks gorgeous. Nice place, durito.

[pavyracer]

This is the new apartment I'm buying: http://www.bienesybienes.com/proy_det.asp?ID=31


If you had any idea about Medellin you'd know how ridiculously hot the girls are.

Is your phone still 312-215-8664? I need you to book me some hot girls.

[Emmett Brown]

burito's girlfriend



burito's high-performance donkey car



burito's "Condo"...... his is the penthouse up top.

[durito]

I have to visit there some day. Looks gorgeous. Nice place, durito.

come on down anytime

[durito]

Is your phone still 312-215-8664? I need you to book me some hot girls.

that's never been my phone #. i'm not a pimp. if you can't find your own girls in this city then you are daggerkobe level retarded.

[durito]

pavy look, my new apatment will be right next door to juan valdez:

[pavyracer]

OK...Then I guess I won't have to ride on the back of your donkey since it is that close. One thing though. I read on the website of the apartment that they are only 112 square meters. This is only 1200 square feet. My house in Atlanta is 3,000 square feet.

[BatemanPatrickl]

OK...Then I guess I won't have to ride on the back of your donkey since it is that close. One thing though. I read on the website of the apartment that they are only 112 square meters. This is only 1200 square feet. My house in Atlanta is 3,000 square feet.

You mean your mom's house?

[durito]

they are 113 (1,220) or 153 (1,650). i haven't picked mine yet.

I live by myself, I'm in my 20's, I don't need 3,000 square feet. McMansions are for the greedy idiots in the USA. I bet you have a nice mortgage too. I'm paying cash.

[daggerkobe]

Is your phone still 312-215-8664? I need you to book me some hot girls.

Is this really him?

Bed & Breakfast, Medellin in Sabaneta, Large Penthouse

I have B&B in Sabaneta Colombia. The Penthouse is 3,000 sq ft, 4 bed, each large bedroom has a large bathroom. Swimming pool, hot and dry suna. Sabaneta is rated the safest city in Colombia. Our rate is $50.00 US per night. Free help your self breakfast, Laundry and bikinis for your girls friends to use in pool and suna. When u arrive u get the key to the place and u can treat it as it it were your own home. Your friends will be very impressed were u live. You can walk with in one to four blocks to a Mall, Food court, Exito (big department store) 20 bars, over 20 restaurants and the famous Park Sabaneta. This is a very friendly city. I am from St Petrsburg Florida and I have lived here for 3 years now. To get to down town Medellin buy Metro takes only 20 min. We have airport pickup, translators and tours of what ever u like. Also discount designer clothes shopping. My email is: godog777777 at yahoo.com My cell in Colombia is 312-215-8664
By durito on Feb 11, 2008, 19:42 in Buy, Sell & Rent

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/bed--breakfast-medellin-in-sabaneta-large-penthouse/

[capitalist pig]

I dont like to get involved in other posters business, but I have lost to durito and paid him by money order. So I know for a fact that he wagers.

later

[durito]

Is this really him?

Bed & Breakfast, Medellin in Sabaneta, Large Penthouse

I have B&B in Sabaneta Colombia. The Penthouse is 3,000 sq ft, 4 bed, each large bedroom has a large bathroom. Swimming pool, hot and dry suna. Sabaneta is rated the safest city in Colombia. Our rate is $50.00 US per night. Free help your self breakfast, Laundry and bikinis for your girls friends to use in pool and suna. When u arrive u get the key to the place and u can treat it as it it were your own home. Your friends will be very impressed were u live. You can walk with in one to four blocks to a Mall, Food court, Exito (big department store) 20 bars, over 20 restaurants and the famous Park Sabaneta. This is a very friendly city. I am from St Petrsburg Florida and I have lived here for 3 years now. To get to down town Medellin buy Metro takes only 20 min. We have airport pickup, translators and tours of what ever u like. Also discount designer clothes shopping. My email is: godog777777 at yahoo.com My cell in Colombia is 312-215-8664
By durito on Feb 11, 2008, 19:42 in Buy, Sell & Rent

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/bed--breakfast-medellin-in-sabaneta-large-penthouse/

That is my account at poorbuthappy (actually now, I am durito2 if you'd like to search for some more of my posts). The post is by a creep who used my account to advertise apartment rentals after i left it open at his apartment. I don't think he lives here anymore.

[durito]

Oh, and my colombian cell is 317-766-0204. Call me anytime assholes (not you dagger).