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  • tacomax
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    • 08-10-05
    • 9619

    #36
    Originally posted by wtf
    bread, what does mudrat's scrotum taste like? you visit there quite often, kind of embarrassing

    please carry on
    Great question! How long have you been wondering about that? Mudcat - what does it taste like? You've got to put him out of his misery! Does you scrotum have a favourite colour? A favourite Spice Girl?
    Originally posted by pags11
    SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
    Originally posted by BuddyBear
    I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
    Originally posted by curious
    taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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    • wtf
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-22-08
      • 12983

      #37
      dear pavy , my last sports post was a 9-1 winning horse, one SINGLE SELECTION

      what did you do, come tell us in reality , please share with us, dont tell us about your fukin lame ass spreadsheet that nobody looks at outside of u

      brock post his picks in threads on main board, and so does T

      go back to blowing bread
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      • wtf
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-22-08
        • 12983

        #38
        i would post more of my selections but i play the horses, there does not seem to be much interest in racing

        PLEASE ALSO SHARE WITH US what the fuk has that washed up burnt out doper mudrat posted

        did you count his last posts and how they were sports related?

        no you havent
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        • Bread
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-16-08
          • 23726

          #39
          Somebody touched a nerve. lol.
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82481

            #40
            I post plays in PT in various threads. I find Mudcat funny as well as Bread, tacomax, betplom, sickler, RogueScholar and others I forget right now. You my friend are just a cheap ass version of MilfDriller, ijustwant2bepaid, bradleysnyder, greek and many others that would not make a 3 year old deaf toddler laugh.
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            • RogueScholar
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              • 02-05-07
              • 5082

              #41
              You know, I'm sure this comes as no surprise to anyone, but I'd be willing to serve as the Official Mudcat Scrotum Taster.

              Mudcat is cool, and got that much cooler by admitting he smoked black tar to the forum. I did my own dance with black tar and you really have to respect anyone who's able to put it away for good.

              Originally posted by StraitShooter
              90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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              • tacomax
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                • 08-10-05
                • 9619

                #42
                Thankyou for your generous offer, RS, but I think wtf wants a quick answer. If you come to the bash, I'm sure there will other tasting opportunities. If not, pop on a dress and there'll definitely be one person willing to get an extensive analysis.
                Originally posted by pags11
                SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                Originally posted by BuddyBear
                I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                Originally posted by curious
                taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                • RogueScholar
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                  • 02-05-07
                  • 5082

                  #43
                  Would that be you Taco???? I've always wanted a British boy!

                  Originally posted by StraitShooter
                  90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                  • pico
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-05-07
                    • 27321

                    #44
                    isn't black tar opium? smack tend to be brown or white powder
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                    • pico
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 04-05-07
                      • 27321

                      #45
                      ^^^opium is also known as dog shit
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                      • RogueScholar
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                        • 02-05-07
                        • 5082

                        #46
                        Originally posted by pico
                        isn't black tar opium? smack tend to be brown or white powder
                        Not at all, opium is unprocessed resin straight from the poppy. Black tar is the stage in processing directly before it's refined into a powder. It's all very much heroin, different forms just have different effects. Black tar actually has consistently more monoacetylmorphine than powder heroin. This renders it more potent than powder, which is mostly diacetylmorphine. Powder is just much easier to inject and induces greater euphoria with a more sudden onset. Black tar produces more of a joyous lethargy.

                        Originally posted by StraitShooter
                        90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                        • pico
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 04-05-07
                          • 27321

                          #47
                          good info. i am pretty scared of smack. that is one drug i don't mess around.

                          i remember taking some painkillers that has very little opium in it, when i was off it, i feel like crap. i checked the label and it said it only has about 0.01% opium or something like that. imagine you do 100% smack, the withdraw will be horrible.
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                          • tacomax
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                            • 08-10-05
                            • 9619

                            #48
                            Originally posted by RogueScholar
                            Would that be you Taco???? I've always wanted a British boy!

                            Sorry, I prefer the ladies. I was referring to the poster who is on a quest to find a "lady" with a "package".
                            Originally posted by pags11
                            SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                            Originally posted by BuddyBear
                            I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                            Originally posted by curious
                            taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                            • The General
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 13279

                              #49
                              I don't want to get involved to much currently, but I am an admitted Alcoholic and Drug user. As thousands before me though I have relapsed and tried again. That is about the extent of it for now, but I understand thoroughly and fully the despairs behind being an addict. I pray daily for all those who are suffering.
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                              • RogueScholar
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-05-07
                                • 5082

                                #50
                                Originally posted by pico
                                good info. i am pretty scared of smack. that is one drug i don't mess around.

                                i remember taking some painkillers that has very little opium in it, when i was off it, i feel like crap. i checked the label and it said it only has about 0.01% opium or something like that. imagine you do 100% smack, the withdraw will be horrible.
                                Yeah, the physical withdrawal symptoms from heroin withdrawal are so gut-wrenching I wouldn't wish them even on HedgeHog, and that's saying a lot. It will ruin your life for about a month, but after that it's not so bad and I personally didn't feel much of a yearning to start back up again.

                                Meth on the other hand is by far the most insidious drug I've ever quit. There's very little pain, but a psychological despondency so deep and impermiable that it left me literally incapable of happiness for many many months, and even when that had passed I still wrestled with the daily urge to use again. It was probably a full calendar year before I was back to my old self (and 30 pounds heavier). Of all the drugs I warn people to be careful with, meth tops the list.

                                Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                • wtf
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-22-08
                                  • 12983

                                  #51
                                  rs, i never understood why you start polluting your body with that stuff in the first place?

                                  i really dont get it
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                                  • The General
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-10-05
                                    • 13279

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by wtf
                                    rs, i never understood why you start polluting your body with that stuff in the first place?

                                    i really dont get it
                                    Uncontrolled Drug abuse is Baffling, Sir.
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                                    • BadNina
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-27-07
                                      • 10491

                                      #53
                                      One can learn a lot from Mudcat. And all this appreciation for his honesty in dealing with his addiction is just the thing I am sure Mr. Bateman was striving for when he created this thread. Kudos SBR John for moving it out of the PZ.
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                                      • reno cool
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-02-08
                                        • 3567

                                        #54
                                        so, did your kidney fail, or what happened?
                                        bird bird da bird's da word
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                                        • tacomax
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-10-05
                                          • 9619

                                          #55
                                          Genny. Seriously. The amount of fast food you eat pollutes your body a lot more than an occasional hit of smack.
                                          Originally posted by pags11
                                          SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                                          Originally posted by BuddyBear
                                          I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                                          Originally posted by curious
                                          taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                                          • RogueScholar
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-05-07
                                            • 5082

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by wtf
                                            rs, i never understood why you start polluting your body with that stuff in the first place?

                                            i really dont get it
                                            Who can ever explain such poor decision making? I was very young, very driven, and I believed that the fruits of my labor should include better living through chemicals. Being the bisexual product of a Catholic family I didn't have anyone in my life to see the downward spiral and arrest it before I became a full blown addict. I hit rock bottom on my own, and cleaned up on my own too. In the end, I think it was just God's way of teaching me a much-needed lesson.

                                            Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                            • The General
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 08-10-05
                                              • 13279

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by tacomax
                                              Genny. Seriously. The amount of fast food you eat pollutes your body a lot more than an occasional hit of smack.
                                              Eating Junk food is just another disorder on my resume Sir.
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                                              • reno cool
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-02-08
                                                • 3567

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by The General
                                                Eating Junk food is just another disorder on my resume Sir.
                                                something bbd would say?
                                                bird bird da bird's da word
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                                                • Mudcat
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 07-21-05
                                                  • 9287

                                                  #59
                                                  Funny how I can mis-judge things. I didn't give it a ton of thought but I just kinda figgered the thing in this thread most likely to generate some comments would be this:




                                                  Originally posted by Mudcat
                                                  Sometimes I do this:


                                                  yyyyyyyyyyCDIFGJMNDGKLNBFFVyyyyyyyyyyy
                                                  ))))baby in the pool hall((((((((((((((((((
                                                  ribbit ribbit
                                                  RIBBIT



                                                  . . . then I stop.



                                                  This was one of those times.
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                                                  • Mudcat
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 07-21-05
                                                    • 9287

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Bread
                                                    Muddy do you hallucinate on heroin? Or do you just turn into a useless lard reflecting upon your thoughts?

                                                    I've said that if I'm ever diagnosed as terminal, I'm going out with a bang. Perhaps heroin can be that bang? Tell me that you can close your eyes and suddenly you're being shot at in the rice fields of Laos!

                                                    Heroin and other opiates are not noted for causing hallucinations (although anyone watching the last few episodes of House might question that).

                                                    "Useless lard" is about as apt a description as I can think of. A detail I left out of my story was the fact that I was smoking the heroin and drinking with about 5 or 6 people. The detail seemed unnecesary. No one interacts much. Hours can pass with no one saying anything. Might as well have been alone. Useless lard.

                                                    As for the terminal scenario, I don't think I would apply the term "a bang" to heroin. There is nothing splashy about it. Heroin would be more along the lines of, getting it over with. You wouldn't be appreciating your last moments much. I'm sure you would sleep a lot, time would go really fast in a blur, you'd die.

                                                    But certainly if excruciating pain is involved and there is no hope, might as well get into some extreme opiates.
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                                                    • Bread
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-16-08
                                                      • 23726

                                                      #61
                                                      OH man I took an Oxy once. I'd taken some vics and percs here and there just for fun. All it does is multiply your drunkeness IMO. So I figured the same effect...WRONG! I was hallucinating like balls, then I puked the next morning for the first time in about 15 years. YIKES! No thank you.
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                                                      • Mudcat
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 07-21-05
                                                        • 9287

                                                        #62
                                                        I have really enjoyed some of the comments in this thread. Rather than respond to them individually, I'll address a few repeated themes.



                                                        My scrotum is a magical place. I have the power to make it taste like whatever I want. Most often, I elect for Medium-hot Buffalo Wings, although it is a bit early in the day for that right now. At this moment, one could expect the flavor of cinnamon toasty Apple Jacks. The important thing is, I take requests.

                                                        It has been noted that my cock and balls are very aesthetically pleasing and have a jaunty, how-do-you-do kind of attitude. Having people wink at or tip their hat to my crotch has become a routine part of walking down the street for me when I forget to wear pants.





                                                        The heroin I used was the brown powder variety. This story happened quite a long time ago. Over 20 years, I'm sure.

                                                        There is a lot I could say about opiates. I was recently involved in training some panelists for a public education thing the city of Toronto is doing about methadone clinics. It's all about opiates. Somewhat controversial. I met some fascinating people.

                                                        But I don't want to get all serious and start lecturing. I do highly recommend the book and movie Trainspotting. Very entertaining while also containing a lot of truth.

                                                        So many great quotes. As to the question of why people take heroin, here's one:



                                                        RENTON: People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not ****ing stupid. At least, we're not that ****ing stupid. Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.
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                                                        • Bread
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-16-08
                                                          • 23726

                                                          #63
                                                          Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.

                                                          Now see...that doesn't sound too useless lard-ish to me.
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                                                          • SBR_John
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 07-12-05
                                                            • 16471

                                                            #64
                                                            Lets try again... Mods, please leave this thread in the Main Forum unless Mud, Taco or Pat request it moved.

                                                            (Feel free to edit any post that is over the top)
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                                                            • BatemanPatrickl
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 06-21-07
                                                              • 18772

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by The General
                                                              I don't want to get involved to much currently, but I am an admitted Alcoholic and Drug user. As thousands before me though I have relapsed and tried again. That is about the extent of it for now, but I understand thoroughly and fully the despairs behind being an addict. I pray daily for all those who are suffering.
                                                              Pray for people who are born with serious illnesses or babies with bad hearts. Don't pray for weak self consumed junkies.

                                                              Natural selection
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                                                              • AMBlai01
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                                                                • 09-16-08
                                                                • 5882

                                                                #66
                                                                So you think that all people that are addicts are weak self consumed junkies Beteman? I think you have lost it.....well I know you lost it long ago but this might be one of the dumber things you have said in a while.

                                                                Natural selection is over generations therefore is a slow process......
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                                                                • BatemanPatrickl
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                                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                                  • 18772

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                                                  So you think that all people that are addicts are weak self consumed junkies Beteman? I think you have lost it.....well I know you lost it long ago but this might be one of the dumber things you have said in a while.

                                                                  Natural selection is over generations therefore is a slow process......
                                                                  Addicts are not self consumed? That's the main reason they are addicts.
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                                                                  • AMBlai01
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                                                                    • 09-16-08
                                                                    • 5882

                                                                    #68
                                                                    I would argue that everyone is self consumed....In the end we do everything for self gratification....
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                                                                    • BatemanPatrickl
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                                                                      • 06-21-07
                                                                      • 18772

                                                                      #69
                                                                      To a degree yes but most of us don't destroy our bodies and minds with drugs, alcohol or destructive habits.
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                                                                      • SBR_John
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 07-12-05
                                                                        • 16471

                                                                        #70
                                                                        All of us will be faced with serious problems in life. Its helpful to read about how other people dealt with theirs. I very much appreciate Mud talking about his challenges. Who knows who will read that and like when Mud drank the 12 beers without taking a leak, it could just get through and help someone.

                                                                        Of course these threads get some cross currents going as a guy or two try to touch swords. Thats ok too.
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