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  • fiveteamer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-08
    • 10805

    #1
    SBR saved my life.
    Watching you losers constantly lose money and bet over your heads has turned me off gambling.

    Not losers in life, but losers in gambling.

    Fact, 98% of people here lose more than they win, and I would say over 2/3 of that 98% bet over their heads.

    Who the fukk needs GA? Just give them a few Brock Landers threads, if that aint enough to scare you straight, then you cannot be saved.

    god bless.
  • MonkeyF0cker
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-12-07
    • 12144

    #2
    This place is beginning to turn me off to humanity as a whole.
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      This place has turned me mildly gay. I want to have sex with approx 47% of you which is a much better than my winning percentage.
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      • BatemanPatrickl
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-21-07
        • 18772

        #4
        5Teamer = Loser in life
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        • Bread
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-16-08
          • 23726

          #5
          BatemanPatrick did you see I finally got one wrong on American Idol last night? I can't believe they sent Allison home either!

          Anyways, thanks for your continued support on my American Idol articles. I'll get it back on track next week
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          • fiveteamer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-14-08
            • 10805

            #6
            bateman, you and my girl should get together and compare notes on how my nuts taste.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              This does not apply to Brock, Nicky and Tony

              These guys are good
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              • Chi_archie
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-22-08
                • 63172

                #8
                and archie.... archie never loses

                I'm hot
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                • Brock Landers
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 06-30-08
                  • 45359

                  #9
                  5teamer, i SPECIFICALLY remember you mentioning me in a video you did back in December, you were making drinks, rooting on the Bears/Saints OVER, which cashed. Now you've turned against me, what gives guy?
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                  • fiveteamer
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-14-08
                    • 10805

                    #10
                    Brock, haven't turned against you.

                    You were my hero for leaving gambling, but you came back, and we all know how it will end.

                    Such a sad, sad, sad, story.
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                    • BatemanPatrickl
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-21-07
                      • 18772

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fiveteamer
                      bateman, you and my boyfriend should get together and compare notes on how my nuts taste.
                      Fixed it for you rat face.
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                      • MonkeyF0cker
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-12-07
                        • 12144

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Brock Landers
                        5teamer, i SPECIFICALLY remember you mentioning me in a video you did back in December, you were making drinks, rooting on the Bears/Saints OVER, which cashed. Now you've turned against me, what gives guy?
                        Hmm. Perhaps the I'm either gonna quit gambling or kill myself threads. We all know what the outcome will decidedly become.
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                        • Mudcat
                          Restricted User
                          • 07-21-05
                          • 9287

                          #13
                          Originally posted by fiveteamer
                          Fact, 98% of people here lose more than they win, and I would say over 2/3 of that 98% bet over their heads.


                          The saving grace is that I'm sure a lot of posters aren't actually placing the silly bets they claim.
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                          • BatemanPatrickl
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-21-07
                            • 18772

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mudcat
                            The saving grace is that I'm sure a lot of posters aren't actually placing the silly bets they claim.
                            Or they are making those claims while being high on drugs. I hear heroin is the best drug on the market. Mudcat can you provide us with a product review
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                            • Vonnegut
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-08-09
                              • 1499

                              #15
                              Yay. I am one of the 2%
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                              • Vonnegut
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-08-09
                                • 1499

                                #16
                                1) Use money management
                                2) Dont chase
                                3) In baseball, never play a road favourite over -140
                                4) Bet home dogs coming off a loss

                                Vonneguts 4 step program to make money.
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                                • fiveteamer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-14-08
                                  • 10805

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Vonnegut
                                  1) Use money management
                                  2) Dont chase
                                  3) In baseball, never play a road favourite over -140
                                  4) Bet home dogs coming off a loss

                                  Vonneguts 4 step program to make money.
                                  Are you a pro?
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                                  • Bread
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-16-08
                                    • 23726

                                    #18
                                    Fiver...time to add Vonnegut to your MADE IT list I think. Canadians taking over that list!
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                                    • MonkeyF0cker
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-12-07
                                      • 12144

                                      #19
                                      He can't be with that guideline.
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                                      • fiveteamer
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 04-14-08
                                        • 10805

                                        #20
                                        Vonney how old are you and how long have you been gambling?

                                        You are telling everybody here that you up for your entire life gambling?

                                        Not just the first month of the baseball season, anybody can do that.
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                                        • smarmy
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-03-08
                                          • 1863

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                          He can't be with that guideline.
                                          esplain?
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                                          • Vonnegut
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-08-09
                                            • 1499

                                            #22
                                            Not a pro but I make enough money every year for some nice things and a trip for me and the women.
                                            Half the guys here would atleast be profitable if they just followed 1 and 2.
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                                            • MonkeyF0cker
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-12-07
                                              • 12144

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by smarmy
                                              esplain?
                                              Just because a team is -150 doesn't mean there isn't value on that side.
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                                              • fiveteamer
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-14-08
                                                • 10805

                                                #24
                                                Rules 3,4 are a joke.

                                                I'm a square and even I know that.
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  5 Teamer how do you explain your massive horse habit??
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                                                  • Vonnegut
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-08-09
                                                    • 1499

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by fiveteamer
                                                    Vonney how old are you and how long have you been gambling?

                                                    You are telling everybody here that you up for your entire life gambling?

                                                    Not just the first month of the baseball season, anybody can do that.
                                                    I am mid 30's I have been gambling baseball seriously for about 4 years and I am profitable in 3 of those years. College basketball and college football for 3 years and I have lost a small amount each year on average, this college football season I will be betting about 20% of my roll. Overall in sports betting I am probably around even.
                                                    No, I am not a pro. Recreational, but its fun to win money.
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                                                    • MonkeyF0cker
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-12-07
                                                      • 12144

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by fiveteamer
                                                      Rules 3,4 are a joke.

                                                      I'm a square and even I know that.
                                                      Bingo.
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                                                      • BatemanPatrickl
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-21-07
                                                        • 18772

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by fiveteamer
                                                        Rules 3,4 are a joke.

                                                        I'm a square and even I know that.
                                                        Vonne knows what he is talking about. Fiveteamer is a babbling ugly idiot who can't live without SBR. Listen to Vonne boys; Fiveteamer should be gone in 24 hours
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                                                        • fiveteamer
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 04-14-08
                                                          • 10805

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          5 Teamer how do you explain your massive horse habit??

                                                          jj, it is not a habbit anymore.

                                                          Oaks and Derby day was the first real day I bet horses since BC day in October.

                                                          I stick to the big marquee days now.
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                                                          • Vonnegut
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-08-09
                                                            • 1499

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                                            Just because a team is -150 doesn't mean there isn't value on that side.
                                                            Thats right but this is a list for people who like to bet the Yankees at home at -200 with Joe Schmo just called up from AAA. I have made some bets in that range but they are very rare, it has to be extremely in my favor in bases to go above -150.
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                                                            • MonkeyF0cker
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 06-12-07
                                                              • 12144

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                              Vonne knows what he is talking about. Fiveteamer is a babbling ugly idiot who can't live without SBR. Listen to Vonne boys; Fiveteamer should be gone in 24 hours
                                                              No. Actually he doesn't.
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                5 Teamer you will be back soon

                                                                They all come back
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                                                                • fiveteamer
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 04-14-08
                                                                  • 10805

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Bateman can't resist swinging from my nutsack.

                                                                  I'm gunna start charging you rent soon guy.
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                                                                  • MonkeyF0cker
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 06-12-07
                                                                    • 12144

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Vonnegut
                                                                    Thats right but this is a list for people who like to bet the Yankees at home at -200 with Joe Schmo just called up from AAA. I have made some bets in that range but they are very rare, it has to be extremely in my favor in bases to go above -150.
                                                                    Aren't you insinuating you're one of those people by following that list? An edge is an edge is an edge. What you described is a side that probably doesn't have edge. But there are quite a few instances throughout a season where a side of -140+ has edge in MLB.
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                                                                    • BatemanPatrickl
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 06-21-07
                                                                      • 18772

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by fiveteamer
                                                                      Bateman can't resist swinging from my nutsack.

                                                                      I'm gunna start charging you rent soon guy.
                                                                      You like talking about nuts and guys and all sorts of gay stuff
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