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  • jose21_us
    SBR MVP
    • 05-24-10
    • 3844

    #386
    Originally posted by Fire in da hole
    Without a doubt... Going to arrive Wednesday and leave Monday. That's why I was asking about the credits. I'll send the misses to the spa for the day and she'll be happy as a clown later that night. Not to mention that frees myself up to hit the casino hard.

    My fat ass will have to get in shape though. Probably go down to the local high school and roll around on the mat a little to get in shape. It will be like cutting weight again. I'll get to PC and have the shits once I start eating.
    u will be in the shitters all day if you are not used to there food lol
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    • jose21_us
      SBR MVP
      • 05-24-10
      • 3844

      #387
      Originally posted by Booya711
      At the bellagio now
      nice my 2nd home!
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      • Booya711
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 12-20-11
        • 27329

        #388
        Originally posted by jose21_us
        nice my 2nd home!
        Yeah...actually at a conference at the Mandalay this week
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        • Booya711
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-20-11
          • 27329

          #389
          Originally posted by jose21_us
          Very True trust me I take advantage of the player card. Anyone that has ever been with me at the Bellagio knows that they never have to pay for rooms, food, and drinks(and shows)... I love that Mlife Platinum card.
          1000% fact
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          • jose21_us
            SBR MVP
            • 05-24-10
            • 3844

            #390
            Originally posted by Booya711
            Yeah...actually at a conference at the Mandalay this week
            Nice I have to be in Houston this week....
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            • Fire in da hole
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-29-10
              • 6262

              #391
              Originally posted by jose21_us
              u will be in the shitters all day if you are not used to there food lol
              uh oh, why?
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              • sandos139
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 01-27-14
                • 569

                #392
                Originally posted by Fire in da hole
                uh oh, why?
                Not sure why, maybe the water they use to cook with. I remember several people telling me the food had them with upset stomachs
                ( shitter all day ) Just be careful what you eat, its not the Bellagio.
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                • Fire in da hole
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-29-10
                  • 6262

                  #393
                  Originally posted by sandos139
                  Not sure why, maybe the water they use to cook with. I remember several people telling me the food had them with upset stomachs
                  ( shitter all day ) Just be careful what you eat, its not the Bellagio.
                  Sounds like I'll be crop dusting the casino floor like a mutha fka and dry docking them in the bathroom... beware of the public bathrooms..
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                  • sandos139
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 01-27-14
                    • 569

                    #394
                    Originally posted by Fire in da hole
                    Sounds like I'll be crop dusting the casino floor like a mutha fka and dry docking them in the bathroom... beware of the public bathrooms..
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                    • TPowell
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-21-08
                      • 18842

                      #395
                      guessing I missed the first 40
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                      • jose21_us
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-24-10
                        • 3844

                        #396
                        Originally posted by Fire in da hole
                        Sounds like I'll be crop dusting the casino floor like a mutha fka and dry docking them in the bathroom... beware of the public bathrooms..
                        LMAO don't worry give it a few days and you will be back to normal... It could be the mamjuana but who the hell knows....
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                        • BIGDAY
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 02-17-10
                          • 48245

                          #397
                          Originally posted by Fire in da hole
                          Without a doubt... Going to arrive Wednesday and leave Monday. That's why I was asking about the credits. I'll send the misses to the spa for the day and she'll be happy as a clown later that night. Not to mention that frees myself up to hit the casino hard.

                          My fat ass will have to get in shape though. Probably go down to the local high school and roll around on the mat a little to get in shape. It will be like cutting weight again. I'll get to PC and have the shits once I start eating.
                          Holer, hang with me poolside... Tan fat = Muscle.
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43559

                            #398
                            crop dusting.... hahaha..... this past sunday, I managed to make several hundred random people at the orlando international airport almost throw up by unfortunately having to deploy this tactic prior to boarding my plane.....

                            I'd eaten the biggest combo plate they offer at Garcia's Mexican Restaurant in Deland the night before, and they had no substitute for the refried beans, so I ate them all, knowing someone was going to be bearing the brunt of those refries the following morning at the airport....

                            I've never told my wife, "you might wanna speed up" so many times in my entire life combined as I did as we walked through the crowded airport.... those farts were so f'n powerful the gas molecules were actually catching up to me and passing me at some points..... she even caught a wiff of one and almost kicked me in the balls it was so bad.....

                            and they were coming every other minute or so..... the kind that actually "burn" a tad bit as they exit....

                            usually, all those kids and asian people carrying or wearing their newly acquired Disney gear are smiling as they prepare to board their flights and leave the land of the Magic Kingdom.... but from the few random glances I threw back over my shoulder after dusting a few dozen more people, there were no smiles.... little kids, some crying, were holding their noses, adults were waving their hands in front of their faces and giving each other dirty looks, a few ladies even yelled out "OH MY GOD, WHO DID THAT!!!"

                            all the beer and wine I drank on top of those refries had really done its job; as from the few little wiffs I had to endure myself, I was almost offended, despite the axiom that "everybody loves their own brand."
                            Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-12-16, 09:51 AM.
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                            • Fire in da hole
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-29-10
                              • 6262

                              #399
                              Originally posted by BIGDAY
                              Holer, hang with me poolside... Tan fat = Muscle.
                              Sounds like a plan to me, I like your style.
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                              • Brooks
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 08-24-05
                                • 866

                                #400
                                thanks
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388189

                                  #401
                                  Originally posted by Booya711
                                  At the bellagio now

                                  Booya I went and did not see you there
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                                  • Fire in da hole
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-29-10
                                    • 6262

                                    #402
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    crop dusting.... hahaha..... this past sunday, I managed to make several hundred random people at the orlando international airport almost throw up by unfortunately having to deploy this tactic prior to boarding my plane.....

                                    I'd eaten the biggest combo plate they offer at Garcia's Mexican Restaurant in Deland the night before, and they had no substitute for the refried beans, so I ate them all, knowing someone was going to be bearing the brunt of those refries the following morning at the airport....

                                    I've never told my wife, "you might wanna speed up" so many times in my entire life combined as I did as we walked through the crowded airport.... those farts were so f'n powerful the gas molecules were actually catching up to me and passing me at some points..... she even caught a wiff of one and almost kicked me in the balls it was so bad.....

                                    and they were coming every other minute or so..... the kind that actually "burn" a tad bit as they exit....

                                    usually, all those kids and asian people carrying or wearing their newly acquired Disney gear are smiling as they prepare to board their flights and leave the land of the Magic Kingdom.... but from the few random glances I threw back over my shoulder after dusting a few dozen more people, there were no smiles.... little kids, some crying, were holding their noses, adults were waving their hands in front of their faces and giving each other dirty looks, a few ladies even yelled out "OH MY GOD, WHO DID THAT!!!"

                                    all the beer and wine I drank on top of those refries had really done its job; as from the few little wiffs I had to endure myself, I was almost offended, despite the axiom that "everybody loves their own brand."
                                    Words of a poet. So eloquent, the vivid details almost enables that putrid stench seep from my computer.

                                    Then again, that may be because I got to excited reading that delightful short story I took it as a challenge to one-up you. So, I strained so hard to muster up the deepest fart from my bowls that I sharted.
                                    Last edited by Fire in da hole; 07-12-16, 06:56 PM.
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                                    • Fire in da hole
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-29-10
                                      • 6262

                                      #403
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Booya I went and did not see you there
                                      Must be second shift JJ

                                      Has to go through all the threads to post something completely useless in the hopes someone bits and responds..

                                      Fk, I'm that moron..
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388189

                                        #404
                                        Booya was not there guy

                                        He says he is in 20 casinos a week nobody every sees him
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                                        • BIGDAY
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 02-17-10
                                          • 48245

                                          #405
                                          I am making the connection to DR in Vegas.

                                          Just to throw baldy on the plane.
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                                          • blittydeuce
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-11-08
                                            • 5572

                                            #406
                                            Originally posted by Boner_18
                                            Hope they give us a double queen room instead of the king room again.

                                            The King bed was legit. I call not it for sleeping on wet spot again.

                                            Can't wait to get back in the 'cuzzi! Don't forget the lube!
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43559

                                              #407
                                              sharing a bed, even a king, with a guy named "boner" seems to me to be a rather risky proposition
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388189

                                                #408
                                                why would anyone share a bed??????????????

                                                I QUESTION YOU THEN
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                                                • Brooks
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 08-24-05
                                                  • 866

                                                  #409
                                                  ...
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                                                  • chico2663
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 09-02-10
                                                    • 36915

                                                    #410
                                                    Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                    I got sea sick once back in the day during America's Cup when Dennis Connor was the skipper.

                                                    My Dad's friend had a boat and we went out to watch the races and I got sick as a dog and had to force myself to pass out in the cabin..ever since then, every time I go on a boat I take a pill so that does not happen again.
                                                    Took my mother to hawaii on a trip. They had a where you got fed as you watched the sun go down. That was the worst feeling in the world. The heat around your face as you get sick.
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                                                    • blittydeuce
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 06-11-08
                                                      • 5572

                                                      #411
                                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                      sharing a bed, even a king, with a guy named "boner" seems to me to be a rather risky proposition


                                                      It's not what you think!


                                                      Not that's there's anything wrong with that..
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                                                      • blittydeuce
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-11-08
                                                        • 5572

                                                        #412
                                                        Originally posted by Brooks
                                                        thanks

                                                        My dogs name is Brooks
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                                                        • stevek173
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 27598

                                                          #413
                                                          jaja

                                                          I will ONLY Share a bed with Shari. I mean, if she insists.

                                                          Hey, it happens.
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                                                          • Booya711
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 12-20-11
                                                            • 27329

                                                            #414
                                                            Originally posted by stevek173
                                                            jaja

                                                            I will ONLY Share a bed with Shari. I mean, if she insists.

                                                            Hey, it happens.
                                                            I heard she only shares a bed with Bigday and MMAchicka....sorry pal
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                                                            • JAKEPEAVY21
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 03-11-11
                                                              • 29231

                                                              #415
                                                              Can we get a list of those currently with a spot and top 20 on the waiting list?
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                                                              • sam9ball
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 07-01-09
                                                                • 4454

                                                                #416
                                                                Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                                Can we get a list of those currently with a spot and top 20 on the waiting list?
                                                                Not to worry your in there in the top 20
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                                                                • JAKEPEAVY21
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 03-11-11
                                                                  • 29231

                                                                  #417
                                                                  Originally posted by sam9ball
                                                                  Not to worry your in there in the top 20
                                                                  thank you Sammy, I know I am in.

                                                                  I want to get a list of the OTHERS currently on list and where some of my pals are on the waiting list.

                                                                  Is this classified info? If not, please post it please and thank you.
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                                                                  • SBR Forum
                                                                    Administrator
                                                                    • 12-02-06
                                                                    • 4559

                                                                    #418
                                                                    Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                                    thank you Sammy, I know I am in.

                                                                    I want to get a list of the OTHERS currently on list and where some of my pals are on the waiting list.

                                                                    Is this classified info? If not, please post it please and thank you.
                                                                    Anyone who doesn't already know where they stand can PM Sam or this account. We'll post an official list once the list is confirmed.
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                                                                    • no1here
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 03-23-09
                                                                      • 5914

                                                                      #419
                                                                      I sent PM on the 11th releasing my spot. Can you confirm being passed on?
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                                                                      • sam9ball
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 07-01-09
                                                                        • 4454

                                                                        #420
                                                                        Originally posted by no1here
                                                                        I sent PM on the 11th releasing my spot. Can you confirm being passed on?
                                                                        We have received your request and have removed your listing.
                                                                        Sorry that you have decided not to attend.
                                                                        Sam
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