SBR Bash 2017! See you in Punta Cana!!

**jose21_us** · 07-11-16, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Without a doubt... Going to arrive Wednesday and leave Monday. That's why I was asking about the credits. I'll send the misses to the spa for the day and she'll be happy as a clown later that night.

Not to mention that frees myself up to hit the casino hard.

My fat ass will have to get in shape though. Probably go down to the local high school and roll around on the mat a little to get in shape. It will be like cutting weight again. I'll get to PC and have the shits once I start eating.

u will be in the shitters all day if you are not used to there food lol

**jose21_us** · 07-11-16, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

At the bellagio now

nice my 2nd home!

**Booya711** · 07-11-16, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by jose21_us

nice my 2nd home!

Yeah...actually at a conference at the Mandalay this week

**Booya711** · 07-11-16, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by jose21_us

Very True trust me I take advantage of the player card. Anyone that has ever been with me at the Bellagio knows that they never have to pay for rooms, food, and drinks(and shows)... I love that Mlife Platinum card.

1000% fact

**jose21_us** · 07-11-16, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

Yeah...actually at a conference at the Mandalay this week

Nice I have to be in Houston this week....

**Fire in da hole** · 07-11-16, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by jose21_us

u will be in the shitters all day if you are not used to there food lol

uh oh, why?

**sandos139** · 07-11-16, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

uh oh, why?

Not sure why, maybe the water they use to cook with. I remember several people telling me the food had them with upset stomachs
( shitter all day ) Just be careful what you eat, its not the Bellagio.

**Fire in da hole** · 07-11-16, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by sandos139

Not sure why, maybe the water they use to cook with. I remember several people telling me the food had them with upset stomachs
( shitter all day ) Just be careful what you eat, its not the Bellagio.

Sounds like I'll be crop dusting the casino floor like a mutha fka and dry docking them in the bathroom... beware of the public bathrooms..

**sandos139** · 07-11-16, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Sounds like I'll be crop dusting the casino floor like a mutha fka and dry docking them in the bathroom... beware of the public bathrooms..

**TPowell** · 07-11-16, 11:37 PM

guessing I missed the first 40

**jose21_us** · 07-12-16, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Sounds like I'll be crop dusting the casino floor like a mutha fka and dry docking them in the bathroom... beware of the public bathrooms..

LMAO don't worry give it a few days and you will be back to normal... It could be the mamjuana but who the hell knows....

**BIGDAY** · 07-12-16, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Without a doubt... Going to arrive Wednesday and leave Monday. That's why I was asking about the credits. I'll send the misses to the spa for the day and she'll be happy as a clown later that night.

Not to mention that frees myself up to hit the casino hard.

My fat ass will have to get in shape though. Probably go down to the local high school and roll around on the mat a little to get in shape. It will be like cutting weight again. I'll get to PC and have the shits once I start eating.

Holer, hang with me poolside... Tan fat = Muscle.

**Auto Donk** · 07-12-16, 09:48 AM

crop dusting.... hahaha..... this past sunday, I managed to make several hundred random people at the orlando international airport almost throw up by unfortunately having to deploy this tactic prior to boarding my plane.....

I'd eaten the biggest combo plate they offer at Garcia's Mexican Restaurant in Deland the night before, and they had no substitute for the refried beans, so I ate them all, knowing someone was going to be bearing the brunt of those refries the following morning at the airport....

I've never told my wife, "you might wanna speed up" so many times in my entire life combined as I did as we walked through the crowded airport.... those farts were so f'n powerful the gas molecules were actually catching up to me and passing me at some points..... she even caught a wiff of one and almost kicked me in the balls it was so bad.....

and they were coming every other minute or so..... the kind that actually "burn" a tad bit as they exit....

usually, all those kids and asian people carrying or wearing their newly acquired Disney gear are smiling as they prepare to board their flights and leave the land of the Magic Kingdom.... but from the few random glances I threw back over my shoulder after dusting a few dozen more people, there were no smiles.... little kids, some crying, were holding their noses, adults were waving their hands in front of their faces and giving each other dirty looks, a few ladies even yelled out "OH MY GOD, WHO DID THAT!!!"

all the beer and wine I drank on top of those refries had really done its job; as from the few little wiffs I had to endure myself, I was almost offended, despite the axiom that "everybody loves their own brand."

**Fire in da hole** · 07-12-16, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

Holer, hang with me poolside... Tan fat = Muscle.

Sounds like a plan to me, I like your style.

**Brooks** · 07-12-16, 04:57 PM

thanks

**jjgold** · 07-12-16, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

At the bellagio now

Booya I went and did not see you there

**Fire in da hole** · 07-12-16, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

crop dusting.... hahaha..... this past sunday, I managed to make several hundred random people at the orlando international airport almost throw up by unfortunately having to deploy this tactic prior to boarding my plane.....

I'd eaten the biggest combo plate they offer at Garcia's Mexican Restaurant in Deland the night before, and they had no substitute for the refried beans, so I ate them all, knowing someone was going to be bearing the brunt of those refries the following morning at the airport....

I've never told my wife, "you might wanna speed up" so many times in my entire life combined as I did as we walked through the crowded airport.... those farts were so f'n powerful the gas molecules were actually catching up to me and passing me at some points..... she even caught a wiff of one and almost kicked me in the balls it was so bad.....

and they were coming every other minute or so..... the kind that actually "burn" a tad bit as they exit....

usually, all those kids and asian people carrying or wearing their newly acquired Disney gear are smiling as they prepare to board their flights and leave the land of the Magic Kingdom.... but from the few random glances I threw back over my shoulder after dusting a few dozen more people, there were no smiles.... little kids, some crying, were holding their noses, adults were waving their hands in front of their faces and giving each other dirty looks, a few ladies even yelled out "OH MY GOD, WHO DID THAT!!!"

all the beer and wine I drank on top of those refries had really done its job; as from the few little wiffs I had to endure myself, I was almost offended, despite the axiom that "everybody loves their own brand."

Words of a poet. So eloquent, the vivid details almost enables that putrid stench seep from my computer.

Then again, that may be because I got to excited reading that delightful short story I took it as a challenge to one-up you. So, I strained so hard to muster up the deepest fart from my bowls that I sharted.

**Fire in da hole** · 07-12-16, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Booya I went and did not see you there

Must be second shift JJ

Has to go through all the threads to post something completely useless in the hopes someone bits and responds..

Fk, I'm that moron..

**jjgold** · 07-12-16, 07:18 PM

Booya was not there guy

He says he is in 20 casinos a week nobody every sees him

**BIGDAY** · 07-12-16, 07:35 PM

I am making the connection to DR in Vegas.

Just to throw baldy on the plane.

**blittydeuce** · 07-13-16, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by Boner_18

Hope they give us a double queen room instead of the king room again.

The King bed was legit. I call not it for sleeping on wet spot again.

Can't wait to get back in the 'cuzzi! Don't forget the lube!

**Auto Donk** · 07-13-16, 02:36 AM

sharing a bed, even a king, with a guy named "boner" seems to me to be a rather risky proposition

**jjgold** · 07-13-16, 09:42 AM

why would anyone share a bed??????????????

I QUESTION YOU THEN

**Brooks** · 07-13-16, 09:52 AM

...

**chico2663** · 07-13-16, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

I got sea sick once back in the day during America's Cup when Dennis Connor was the skipper.

My Dad's friend had a boat and we went out to watch the races and I got sick as a dog and had to force myself to pass out in the cabin..ever since then, every time I go on a boat I take a pill so that does not happen again.

Took my mother to hawaii on a trip. They had a where you got fed as you watched the sun go down. That was the worst feeling in the world. The heat around your face as you get sick.

**blittydeuce** · 07-13-16, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

sharing a bed, even a king, with a guy named "boner" seems to me to be a rather risky proposition

It's not what you think!

Not that's there's anything wrong with that..

**blittydeuce** · 07-13-16, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by Brooks

thanks

My dogs name is Brooks

**stevek173** · 07-15-16, 03:26 PM

jaja

I will ONLY Share a bed with Shari. I mean, if she insists.

Hey, it happens.

**Booya711** · 07-15-16, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

jaja

I will ONLY Share a bed with Shari. I mean, if she insists.

Hey, it happens.

I heard she only shares a bed with Bigday and MMAchicka....sorry pal

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 07-18-16, 10:11 AM

Can we get a list of those currently with a spot and top 20 on the waiting list?

**sam9ball** · 07-18-16, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

Can we get a list of those currently with a spot and top 20 on the waiting list?

Not to worry your in there in the top 20

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 07-18-16, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by sam9ball

Not to worry your in there in the top 20

thank you Sammy, I know I am in.

I want to get a list of the OTHERS currently on list and where some of my pals are on the waiting list.

Is this classified info? If not, please post it please and thank you.

**SBR Forum** · 07-19-16, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

thank you Sammy, I know I am in.

I want to get a list of the OTHERS currently on list and where some of my pals are on the waiting list.

Is this classified info? If not, please post it please and thank you.

Anyone who doesn't already know where they stand can PM Sam or this account. We'll post an official list once the list is confirmed.

**no1here** · 07-19-16, 10:12 AM

I sent PM on the 11th releasing my spot. Can you confirm being passed on?

**sam9ball** · 07-19-16, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by no1here

I sent PM on the 11th releasing my spot. Can you confirm being passed on?

We have received your request and have removed your listing.
Sorry that you have decided not to attend.
Sam