SBR Bash 2017! See you in Punta Cana!!
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jose21_usSBR MVP
- 05-24-10
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#386Comment -
Booya711BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-20-11
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Fire in da holeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-29-10
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#393Comment -
TPowellSBR Posting Legend
- 02-21-08
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#395guessing I missed the first 40Comment -
jose21_usSBR MVP
- 05-24-10
- 3844
#396Comment -
BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
- 48245
#397Without a doubt... Going to arrive Wednesday and leave Monday. That's why I was asking about the credits. I'll send the misses to the spa for the day and she'll be happy as a clown later that night.Not to mention that frees myself up to hit the casino hard.
My fat ass will have to get in shape though. Probably go down to the local high school and roll around on the mat a little to get in shape. It will be like cutting weight again. I'll get to PC and have the shits once I start eating.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43559
#398crop dusting.... hahaha..... this past sunday, I managed to make several hundred random people at the orlando international airport almost throw up by unfortunately having to deploy this tactic prior to boarding my plane.....
I'd eaten the biggest combo plate they offer at Garcia's Mexican Restaurant in Deland the night before, and they had no substitute for the refried beans, so I ate them all, knowing someone was going to be bearing the brunt of those refries the following morning at the airport....
I've never told my wife, "you might wanna speed up" so many times in my entire life combined as I did as we walked through the crowded airport.... those farts were so f'n powerful the gas molecules were actually catching up to me and passing me at some points..... she even caught a wiff of one and almost kicked me in the balls it was so bad.....
and they were coming every other minute or so..... the kind that actually "burn" a tad bit as they exit....
usually, all those kids and asian people carrying or wearing their newly acquired Disney gear are smiling as they prepare to board their flights and leave the land of the Magic Kingdom.... but from the few random glances I threw back over my shoulder after dusting a few dozen more people, there were no smiles.... little kids, some crying, were holding their noses, adults were waving their hands in front of their faces and giving each other dirty looks, a few ladies even yelled out "OH MY GOD, WHO DID THAT!!!"
all the beer and wine I drank on top of those refries had really done its job; as from the few little wiffs I had to endure myself, I was almost offended, despite the axiom that "everybody loves their own brand."Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-12-16, 09:51 AM.Comment -
BrooksSBR Wise Guy
- 08-24-05
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#400thanksComment -
Fire in da holeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-29-10
- 6262
#402crop dusting.... hahaha..... this past sunday, I managed to make several hundred random people at the orlando international airport almost throw up by unfortunately having to deploy this tactic prior to boarding my plane.....
I'd eaten the biggest combo plate they offer at Garcia's Mexican Restaurant in Deland the night before, and they had no substitute for the refried beans, so I ate them all, knowing someone was going to be bearing the brunt of those refries the following morning at the airport....
I've never told my wife, "you might wanna speed up" so many times in my entire life combined as I did as we walked through the crowded airport.... those farts were so f'n powerful the gas molecules were actually catching up to me and passing me at some points..... she even caught a wiff of one and almost kicked me in the balls it was so bad.....
and they were coming every other minute or so..... the kind that actually "burn" a tad bit as they exit....
usually, all those kids and asian people carrying or wearing their newly acquired Disney gear are smiling as they prepare to board their flights and leave the land of the Magic Kingdom.... but from the few random glances I threw back over my shoulder after dusting a few dozen more people, there were no smiles.... little kids, some crying, were holding their noses, adults were waving their hands in front of their faces and giving each other dirty looks, a few ladies even yelled out "OH MY GOD, WHO DID THAT!!!"
all the beer and wine I drank on top of those refries had really done its job; as from the few little wiffs I had to endure myself, I was almost offended, despite the axiom that "everybody loves their own brand."
Then again, that may be because I got to excited reading that delightful short story I took it as a challenge to one-up you. So, I strained so hard to muster up the deepest fart from my bowls that I sharted.Last edited by Fire in da hole; 07-12-16, 06:56 PM.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#404Booya was not there guy
He says he is in 20 casinos a week nobody every sees himComment -
BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
- 48245
#405I am making the connection to DR in Vegas.
Just to throw baldy on the plane.Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#407sharing a bed, even a king, with a guy named "boner" seems to me to be a rather risky propositionComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#408why would anyone share a bed??????????????
I QUESTION YOU THENComment -
BrooksSBR Wise Guy
- 08-24-05
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#409...Comment -
chico2663BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 09-02-10
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#410I got sea sick once back in the day during America's Cup when Dennis Connor was the skipper.
My Dad's friend had a boat and we went out to watch the races and I got sick as a dog and had to force myself to pass out in the cabin..ever since then, every time I go on a boat I take a pill so that does not happen again.Comment -
stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-29-08
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#413jaja
I will ONLY Share a bed with Shari. I mean, if she insists.
Hey, it happens.Comment -
JAKEPEAVY21BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-11-11
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#415Can we get a list of those currently with a spot and top 20 on the waiting list?Comment -
JAKEPEAVY21BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-11-11
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SBR ForumAdministrator
- 12-02-06
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#418Anyone who doesn't already know where they stand can PM Sam or this account. We'll post an official list once the list is confirmed.Comment -
no1hereSBR Hall of Famer
- 03-23-09
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#419I sent PM on the 11th releasing my spot. Can you confirm being passed on?Comment
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