How Do You Ask A Woman Out?

[The HG]

I wonder what ever happened to Senator7. Great poster - got the jokes, and had good insights into MLB if I recall.

[pavyracer]

I like this gal and I think she likes me. What do I do as this is not my best game. I am a gambler and not a womanizer. I feel awkard asking her out. What do I say?? I wanted to try a lunch date at the tracetrack??

Let me know

Go like this jjgold: "May I use your garage to park my 2.4 inch mini cooper?"

[tacomax]

I wonder what ever happened to Senator7. Great poster - got the jokes, and had good insights into MLB if I recall.

He popped back last year for a brief time after a long layoff. Poor sod probably got the impression that the site had turned into daycare for special needs children.

[RogueScholar]

Rogue what is your size and are you cut and do you shave your cock??

I am 2.5, thin and shave mainly because it gives the impression of a bigger cock.

JJ, I'm 7"(length)x5.5"(circumference) and uncut, shaved pubes, cock, and balls. I've been with guys of all sizes and you shouldn't worry about being on the smaller end of the spectrum. Good sex never focuses on the equipment, and even if you don't want to bottom there a tens of thousands of guys out there who are 100% oral. There's someone out there for everybody.

[raydog]

i just threw up a little. too much information ghostyscholar

[buztah]

Rogue, once again I am delighted to see that you are bringing the arts and a little open mindedness to this otherwise largely right wing, neanderthal-esque forum. You are doing great work here and it is appreciated.

[tacomax]

There's someone out there for everybody.

What about HedgeHog?

[pavyracer]

I see how this site is moderated. Curious calls Ganchrow tacomax and it moves to PZ by mods. RS describes his male genitalia and is PT worthy.

[RogueScholar]

Rogue, once again I am delighted to see that you are bringing the arts and a little open mindedness to this otherwise largely right wing, neanderthal-esque forum. You are doing great work here and it is appreciated.

Buzzy, that's what I'm here for. As much as I enjoy this place, I'd be a sorry soul indeed if I didn't seek to contribute to our collective consciousness in my own unique way. I'm gratified to hear that you understand what motivates my being so frank about homosexual topics and I'm forever in your debt for making your appreciation known. For as long I live I'll remember you as the guy who brought Gilbert & Sullivan to SBR. You're a legend for a reason, and if you ever need a friend I'm firmly in your corner.

What about HedgeHog?

I think a perfect mate for HedgeHog would be Mary Ann Bevan. Here she is in all her glory...

[tacomax]

I see how this site is moderated. Curious calls Ganchrow tacomax and it moves to PZ by mods. RS describes his male genitalia and is PT worthy.

I moved that thread since the OP was threatening an act of violence.

[RogueScholar]

Good for you Taco.

Pavy, this site has features descriptions and comparisons of male genitalia since the very first day. Spend some time in the archives and you'll be amazed how often it came up in conversation. Obviously I'm just upholding a tried and true SBR tradition. I mean within the very first week there were penis size comparisons between posters and JJ's story of blowing his landlord in the basement. Truly inspiring material, that's why I made a few bumps today.

[PapaGeorge]

you ask a woman out by going up to her...and say hey baby"would you like the hot sausage tonight or what"? and if she smacks you, you know she wants it.....

[buztah]

Rogue, you mentioned that you shave your cock n balls and I generally applaud a shorn twig n berries myself, as I practice what I preach, but I feel compelled to share a phase a former lover of mine spurred. He only wanted me orally and insisted I let the pubic hair grow organically. He was insatiable for me and particularly liked having me after a workout as he "enjoyed the timeless and epic flavour of my sweaty bushed kok." I suppose it is an acquired taste (literally) for some and although it never appealed to me, I indulged him by feeding him his fix of my tangy manhood every now n again.

In contrast, my experiences with women have been reflective of the highest standards of hygenic sex. All is shorn, impeccably clean and fresh (both myself and the female).

Different strokes for different folks indeed. I have always viewed sex as recreation and am amused by those who are uncomfortable by open mature discussion. Carry on, rogue, my good freind. Carry on.

[RogueScholar]

Buzzy, trust me, you're not the only one who's had a lover with that particular proclivity. One lover I had preferred to go down on me after a hard day's work. I'll be honest, it took a little getting used to. I'm super attentive to hygiene to the point of liking to shower both before and after sex. But like I said above, good sex has vicarious pleasure as its lynchpin, and who was I to be unable to step outside my own comfort zone to indulge him. Lord knows I've had men with even more curious and unusual sexual favorites, it's part of what separates sex from intimacy. Intimacy is where it's at, allowing someone to see the aspects of you that are hidden to the world and finding acceptance.

I too see sex as recreation, I think to place it on a pedestal is to choose to be ignorant of the fact that we are animals too, and as such shouldn't over-complicate the mating process. We're blessed to live in an age where not every sex act need result in pregnancy or STDs, and those who don't take full advantage of it are truly missing out.

[tacomax]

Mental note: add buztah to the Not Sharing A SBR Bash Room With list.

[RogueScholar]

Buzzy can room with me, if he'd like to. I think that makes the best sense out of all the roommate scenarios.

[buztah]

Rogue, I am flattered and honoured by this invitation and truly appreciate it. Sadly, I will not be attending the SBR bash this year as I have prior commitments. I think that 2010 will likely be out as well, given my contractual obligations, but fully plan on attending the 2011 bash.