How Do You Ask A Woman Out?

pags11 · 10-19-05, 03:30 PM

I agree Webster...

jjgold · 10-19-05, 04:04 PM

Webby now we are going into another direction, sex will be a major concern. I am 2.5 inches and thin and it gets me in trouble. I think size does matter but I did not even ask her out yet. I like all the advice you boys are giving.

tacomax · 10-19-05, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by Webster

Does size really matter when it comes to sex? answer me honestly. Majority says No, they feel happy and satisfy when making love to a man they truely love.

I'm guessing that the majority of women are liars.

jjgold · 10-19-05, 04:56 PM

Most women like big peckers lets face it. I have had problems with this and that is why my score rate is very low.

bigboydan · 10-19-05, 04:58 PM

JJ, how does this new main sqeeze of yours like your rug ?

jjgold · 10-19-05, 05:36 PM

Danny what the fuk?? Why do not tell the fukkin world I have one you cocksucker.

She knows I a a big time poster and might look at the boards

She does no know I have a rug

Danny...........its costs 2 fukkin dimes and is undectable unless she puts her fingers through it as it could trigger a response from her and put me in an awkward position.

Un fukkin real Danny you bringing up my rug when I am talking about asking the woman of my dreams out.

bigboydan · 10-19-05, 05:38 PM

damn JJ, how was i suppose to know she read this forum, i'm sorry bud.

jjgold · 10-19-05, 05:39 PM

I will give you a free pass Pal

I might stop gambling if this works out

bigboydan · 10-19-05, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I might stop gambling if this works out

that serious uh JJ ?

jjgold · 10-19-05, 05:49 PM

Yeh Danny

tacomax · 10-19-05, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Danny what the fuk?? Why do not tell the fukkin world I have one you cocksucker.

She knows I a a big time poster and might look at the boards

You've talked numerous times about your two dime rugs. If she does read the board (or even exists), nice move about disclosing the size of your chipolata.

Senator7 · 10-19-05, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by tacomax

I'm guessing that the majority of women are liars.

I hope it didn't take you too long to figure this out?

Senator 7

Illusion · 10-19-05, 11:19 PM

JJ, if you end up getting married in the future are you gonna invite us?

picantel · 10-19-05, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by pags11

OK, JJ...here's what you do...Tom Leykis style...ask her out for a drink, that way if things don't work out, you're not out a lot of cash...don't do lunch, because that's heading down the road of being the gay best friend, and you don't want to be that, you want her to know that you're interested...make sure you pick the place and the time, chicks like that...be careful not to give her too many compliments, ask her a lot of questions about herself, don't talk a whole lot about yourself (especially the gambling part)...go to blowmeuptom.com if you have anymore questions...GL my friend...

Too late. He already admitted to blowing old men. The boat has reached the harbor.

Illusion · 10-19-05, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by picantel

Too late. He already admitted to blowing old men. The boat has reached the harbor.

That being said, he could be bisexual. Give the guy alittle credit.

pags11 · 10-20-05, 03:06 AM

jj, no woman's worth giving up gambling for...especially one you've known for such a little while...

bigboydan · 10-20-05, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Illusion

That being said, he could be bisexual.

JJ, tell me this isn't true and, it was a 1 time thing when you blew that 70 year old me.

onlooker · 10-20-05, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by bigboydan

JJ, tell me this isn't true and, it was a 1 time thing when you blew that 70 year old me.

If its not, then ILL is right. He's probably bisexual.

jjgold · 10-20-05, 08:05 PM

One time thing Danny, did it to stay in the game.

Everyone will be invited to the wedding if it does happen although I did not even get to first base yet.

onlooker · 10-20-05, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

One time thing Danny, did it to stay in the game.

Everyone will be invited to the wedding if it does happen although I did not even get to first base yet.

I will be waiting for the invitation.

OldeTymePlaya · 10-20-05, 09:40 PM

Since this is another one of your gay little dramas like the big job offer, why don't you just skip the BS and tell us the ending you have planned. We all know your not going anywhere son.

pags11 · 10-21-05, 03:13 AM

don't fall too quick JJ...remember Leykis 101!...

jjgold · 10-21-05, 06:09 AM

Asking her out tonight

bigboydan · 10-21-05, 06:13 AM

where do plan on taking her JJ ?

jjgold · 10-21-05, 08:07 AM

Danny probably a Hamburger joint

Danny I am edgy and horny and want to have sex with her.

Its hard when you have an urge and tired of using the shaftmaster

I will ask her out tonight and has building is next to mine and I can just ask her from the window.

That is the best way to communicate around here

SBR_John · 10-21-05, 08:34 AM

Good luck coach. You may not want to reveal the serial posting thing just yet. Try to be normal.

bigboydan · 10-21-05, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I will ask her out tonight and has building is next to mine and I can just ask her from the window.

JJ, did she catch you using your binoculars on her yet ?

Quarm · 10-21-05, 11:13 AM

fits nicely into the rest of your made up crap stories, zzzZZZZZzzzz

jjgold · 10-21-05, 11:16 AM

Quarm do whay you do best and scam books you fraud and tell us about whay you did with William Hill you loser

6 PM I am asking her out

Quarm · 10-21-05, 11:18 AM

sure np goldie, and you do what you do best:
brainless rotting in front of a comp

jjgold · 10-21-05, 11:20 AM

Tell us please whay you did with William Hill Son??

Does $400 Ring A bell

LMAO!!!

Quarm · 10-21-05, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Tell us please whay you did with William Hill Son??

Does $400 Ring A bell

LMAO!!!

on drugs alrdy, that early in the day?
damn goldie...did you ask anyone for some serious help yet?

jjgold · 10-21-05, 11:39 AM

Quarmer.................

KC + the points tonight

Go!!

RogueScholar · 03-14-09, 08:40 PM

Forum's been pretty lame lately, so I thought I'd bring up some of the old priceless banter between JJ and BBD. I couldn't believe JJ was talking about his 2.5" unit only two months after his join date. But, and he's said it himself, his unflinching honesty on forums is what makes him a legend. Rock on, JJ, I love you man!

jjgold · 03-14-09, 08:42 PM

Rogue what is your size and are you cut and do you shave your cock??

I am 2.5, thin and shave mainly because it gives the impression of a bigger cock.