SBR ALL STAR "Did not Make it" Team

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  • Willie Bee
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-14-06
    • 15726

    #36
    Originally posted by Shark79
    Willie give me some updates ... what do we have here? Have some been traded? Did you change these boys from there current positions ... has any of them pulled a muscle, has Immo, Bimmer, Chute or Dio replaced any of them? Give me the scoop!!
    Shark, I'm bringing in Gaylord Perry to work with our pitchers and Pete Rose to help the team with gambling. Also planning to invite the other team to a pregame BBQ and slip some heavy laxatives in the sauce that will be on their table.

    Also, no lite beer or any other cheapass US lagers will be allowed. I'll be brewing up beer for our team.
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    • Shark79
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-19-07
      • 11211

      #37
      RogueScholar just confirmed he signed up for a multimillion dollar contract (will be disclosed later today) .. .he will be the starting catcher for the All Star "Did Not Make It" Team.

      Congratulations Roguey !!
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      • RogueScholar
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-05-07
        • 5082

        #38
        Woohoo! Willie already gets my vote for Manager of the Year! You got any recipes for IPA, Willie?
        Originally posted by StraitShooter
        90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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        • Shark79
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-19-07
          • 11211

          #39
          Beer is important ... our team will be allowed to crack a bottle while in dugout.
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          • InTheHole
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-28-08
            • 15243

            #40
            Word on the Street is Rogue is the best catcher around
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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82905

              #41
              Our pitcher will be drinking in the dugout? This is going to be fun. He will be throwing at RogueScholar's nuts instead of the chest.
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              • BatemanPatrickl
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-21-07
                • 18772

                #42
                Originally posted by Shark79
                RogueScholar just confirmed he signed up for a multimillion dollar contract (will be disclosed later today) .. .he will be the starting catcher for the All Star "Did Not Make It" Team.

                Congratulations Roguey !!
                It there any truth to the rumor that he will only catch when you pitch?
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                • Willie Bee
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-14-06
                  • 15726

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Shark79
                  Beer is important ... our team will be allowed to crack a bottle while in dugout.
                  Yeah, team rule # 47, section III, paragraph 3: Any player caught not drinking during a game will be fined $250 and forced to post at EOG for a month.

                  So let it be written, so let it be done
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                  • RogueScholar
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-05-07
                    • 5082

                    #44
                    What is going to be our team nickname, and what sort of animal with the mascot be? Any word on who will wear the mascot costume at our games?
                    Originally posted by StraitShooter
                    90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                    • Shark79
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-19-07
                      • 11211

                      #45
                      We tried JJ to be our mascot ... but he is already with the other team.

                      We need some candidates for the mascot!!
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                      • Shark79
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-19-07
                        • 11211

                        #46
                        Originally posted by Willie Bee
                        Yeah, team rule # 47, section III, paragraph 3: Any player caught not drinking during a game will be fined $250 and forced to post at EOG for a month.

                        So let it be written, so let it be done

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