SBR ALL STAR "Did not Make it" Team

[Shark79]

Onthewhat made an interesting video, that left many of the guys out, therefore, I have created my own team and hopefully we will be able to get a game vs the All Star Team and see who really has it together.


Cant make a vid now, but will during next week. Here are the boys I have for the SBR ALL STAR "Did not Make it" Team:


Owner: SBR_John - He is getting the uniforms

Manager: WillieBee - This guy knows exactly what must be done to get a team up and ready to kill the opponent.

1st Baseman: AMBy - The guy is always focused

2nd Baseman: IwinYourMoney - In this position he cannot take advantage of fvking up the game to his capping skills.

ShortStop: Blitty - His knowledge in Hockey and love for the sport can be used towards our advantage to get those sissy pop ups from the All Star team and lil girl ground balls that will be sent by the "batters".

3rd Baseman: Smitchy - The guy knows how to read the game properly and send signals to pitcher and catcher.

Catcher: RogueScholar - Use to play catcher in High School, great with the ball in his hands.

Starting Pitcher: Bread - A loss for the All Star / a bargain for the SBR ALL STAR "Did not Make it" Team, we can pay him with a keg and the guy will throw like crazy for 15 innings.

Right Fielder - Immortality - He has contacts with the Italian Mob, so we know no balls will be hit towards that direction

Center Fielder: PavyRacer - This guy has an excelent control of his body to move properly towards the ball and throw a steaming ball back to home plate if needed.

Left Fielder: Fischnasty - Great infielder, pure power on his left arm.


Batting Line UP:


Immortality
Amby
Smitchy
Blitty
Fischnasty
Pavers
IwinYourMoney
Roguey
Bread


Diogee, ChuteBoxe, Sforz and Bimmer are on bench.


Extra Rule:

Game will stop if within the 1st inning we have generated 25 runs.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Solid fukin team, we'd rock this shit

[Nicky Santoro]

hey, since i was appointed manager, can we make trades. i can turn our team into a championship team, but i need to make trades cause NO WAY we win with this lineup... onner killed us with this team..

let me take over.

we will give you RJ, our cleanup hitter, and a 3rd round draft pick for 2010, and a player to be named later, for Blitter and Amby..

RJ was batting cleanup according to onner and if you see his batting cage vid of 6 months ago, he swings like a girl and spins 4 times after each swing..

then i want to get rid of AAO who has no athletic skills whatsoever, for IWIN.. he can replace AAO behind the plate. he's a much better athlete.


and RS by the way is already on our team..

[Shark79]

You know it Iwin !

[Shark79]

hey, since i was appointed manager, can we make trades. i can turn our team into a championship team, but i need to make trades cause NO WAY we win with this lineup... onner killed us with this team..

let me take over.

we will give you RJ, our cleanup hitter, and a 3rd round draft pick for 2010, and a player to be named later, for Blitter and Amby..

RJ was batting cleanup according to AAO and if you see his batting cage vid of 6 months ago, he swings like a girl and spins 4 times after each swing..

then i want to get rid of AAO who has no athletic skills whatsoever, for IWIN.. he can replace AAO behind the plate. he's a much better athlete.


and RS by the way is already on our team..

Please direct your concern to SBR_John and Willie Bee ... TY.

[pavyracer]

Excellent picks for the team Sharky! I am happy to announce that I carry a big bat.

P.S. I bat from both sides of the plate with Wii remote.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Rumor is a blockbuster trade is going down, at least thats what I read on ESPN

[Shark79]

For Record keeping, we also have on bench:

Diogee, ChuteBoxe, Immo and Bimmer

[raydog]

sharky, you are going to have a few issues between bread and pavy. i could see bread charging down pavy out in center after bread gives up a handful of hits and pavy starts to shit talk his own teammate.

[Shark79]

Youkilis vs Manny Ramirez type of issue?

[raydog]

i could also see pavy letting balls fall in front or behind him on purpose so that bread gets chucked from the game early. i would get with nicky on a trade of some sort. if you need further advice, i will be assisting only as a paid consultant. its what failed athletes do

[pavyracer]

You don't have to worry about drop balls from the outfield. Bread (with his 8.3" cock) only throws perfect games with 27K.

[onthewhat]

My team would win

I already drafted Rogue Scholar, Sharky. You need a new left fielder.

[Shark79]

Has he signed ?

All of my guys have properly signed contracts.

[AMBlai01]

This team would dominate Onner's squad....some real athletes over here.

[Bread]

I throw like a retarded 78 year old female with small hands.

This is gonna be fun.

[Willie Bee]

Owner: SBR_John - He is getting the uniforms

Good first pick, Shark.

and RS by the way is already on our team..

He's used to playing for both teams, isn't he?

[Shark79]

Willie !!

Your the manager man ... line those men properly ... lets kick some @ss!!

[Shark79]

I throw like a retarded 78 year old female with small hands.

This is gonna be fun.

You can be replaced by Robyn if needed.

[Immortality]

I throw like a retarded 78 year old female with small hands.

This is gonna be fun.

Yet you start over me. Embarrassing.
Sharky you are on my shit list. I thought we were pals.

[RogueScholar]

He's [RS] used to playing for both teams, isn't he?

ROFL! Okay, now that was just hilarious. And this is a really hard decision on who to play for.

With how poor my eyesight is (wait until you guys see my bifocals at the Bash) I have a miserable time trying to track fly balls, especially in the sun. In high school I was a catcher because I enjoyed studying scouting reports and the strategy behind calling pitches, but I think I could be decent at Shortstop. I'm consulting with my agent on who to sign with...

[Willie Bee]

And this is a really hard decision on who to play for.

I'm sure it is

[pimike]

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He's used to playing for both teams, isn't he?

signature material thanks willie

[ChuteBoxe]

I wanna be the closer. Come running out like Charlie Sheen and shit.

[bmw530i]

Immer...You know how many people tried out for this squad?
Only 15! Im playing... you ever see the American idol audition lines?
Crack open a Budweiser, smell the freshly cut grass and enjoy.
Only Scholar stretches out properly. Most will pull a hammy.
We might sniff an at bat.

[pimike]

Immer...You know how many people tried out for this squad?
Only 15! Im playing... you ever see the American idol audition lines?
Crack open a Budweiser, smell the freshly cut grass and enjoy.
Only Scholar stretches out properly. Most will pull a hammy.
We might sniff an at bat.

[Immortality]

Immer...You know how many people tried out for this squad?
Only 15! Im playing... you ever see the American idol audition lines?
Crack open a Budweiser, smell the freshly cut grass and enjoy.
Only Scholar stretches out properly. Most will pull a hammy.
We might sniff an at bat.

Yeah that is what is killing me Bimmer. We are on the bench on a team of retards. What does that say about us.

[bmw530i]

Immy, it's ok to check your ego at sbr.

[Tsoprano]

I will never make it

[RogueJuror]

He's used to playing for both teams, isn't he?

[Shark79]

Ok, so Im back from the holidays.

Willie give me some updates ... what do we have here? Have some been traded? Did you change these boys from there current positions ... has any of them pulled a muscle, has Immo, Bimmer, Chute or Dio replaced any of them? Give me the scoop!!

RS ... any info on who have you signed up with?

[AMBlai01]

Sforz has yet to show up for spring training...I think he is holding out. Something about wanting more Yoga tapes for his bonus or something....

[Chi_archie]

solid squad

[Shark79]

So it might turn out that Sforz maybe benched and Immo will be taking his spot

Sounds like a plan.


Archie ... we should role this year !!

[RogueScholar]

I've decided to officially sign with Sharky's team, hinging on the fact that I'll be moved to catcher. It seems to be that this team will have far more beer in their dugout, and that's always the most important consideration when signing with a team.