You do not want a girlfriend

007Fatty · 04-10-09, 01:46 AM

you guys can beak wat i said.
but im just being straight up.
so many guys have to much pride to admit to other guys that they care enough about a girl
and if thats you guys than im sorry,
because im deff not gonna grow up like that.

wtf · 04-10-09, 01:48 AM

Originally posted by GetRich911

Just think after Mandingo finishes blowing your girls back out---and jizzing a huge load on her face a couple of times...He will be all done and diss her & she will *** back all weepy & sorry & then you can be in Control again & make her obey you

But she prbly still would want another 10 inches of huge BBC gonzo'ing her daily---so wtf do i know ????

Goodluck with that...

holy shit what a hoot

but spot on, that boy is going to bang that hole

enjoy the thought of that

GetRich911 · 04-10-09, 01:55 AM

Dude your in for one hell of a long ride , if you keep caring for these HOESSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!

Like snoop said, "We dont love dezz HOESSSS"

This guy has no clue what he is in store for-wait till you walk in your house & say "honey im home" & you open the door & some dude looking like Mike Tyson is railing your wifey out.....How much you gonna care then?

Dont give me the old line of "well she wont cheat" ....Listen every chick has 25% slut in them EVERY FEMALE!!!! Now it just takes them feeling comfortable with another man to let it out...90% of the time its not looks or money its all about another man making the slut feel comfortable & listening to her complain about your sorry ass.......Then BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!1 Shes getting Slutted out like shes on the BANGBUS!!!

WORDS TO LIVE BY -LIL MAN

007Fatty · 04-10-09, 02:01 AM

yea i know man
im not saying chicks arent like that.
trust me i know so many chicks that if a guy treats them like their gold.
he will get laid that night.
and maybe im the only guy now a days that thinks that sad?
maybe i care too much?
but if your gonna live with a girl make sure your relationship is wat you both want.
if your girl is flirting with other guys than obviously she isnt happy with just you.
but like i said. dont try and put fire out with fire.
people only get hurt.
and obviously this is hurting fiver.
so all im saying is talk it over with her.
im just trying to help sorry.

Shortstop · 04-10-09, 02:05 AM

007Fatty, how do you get all your posts to line up like that?

RogueJuror · 04-10-09, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by GetRich911

Just think after Mandingo finishes blowing your girls back out---and jizzing a huge load on her face a couple of times...He will be all done and diss her & she will *** back all weepy & sorry & then you can be in Control again & make her obey you

But she prbly still would want another 10 inches of huge BBC gonzo'ing her daily---so wtf do i know ????

Goodluck with that...

straight up

GetRich911 · 04-10-09, 02:06 AM

yeah talk it over fiver

"Baby why do you want a 10 inch black man pounding your pus behind my back" ?

She says,"chill da fuc out...Its only 9.5 inches"

Fiver says,"for real?????? wait .....how da fuc do you know that"

she says,"

" "welllllll i measured it with my throat"

007Fatty · 04-10-09, 02:07 AM

how do i get all of my posts to line up like wat?

Bread · 04-10-09, 07:12 AM

Just one more reason I'm gonna slap Fiver around when I see him.

jjgold · 04-10-09, 07:55 AM

Some great advice in this thread, black guys can steal white girls so easy especially if the girl is sexual and likes top bodies and cocks

MonkeyF0cker · 04-10-09, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by 007Fatty

yea i know man
im not saying chicks arent like that.
trust me i know so many chicks that if a guy treats them like their gold.
he will get laid that night.
and maybe im the only guy now a days that thinks that sad?
maybe i care too much?
but if your gonna live with a girl make sure your relationship is wat you both want.
if your girl is flirting with other guys than obviously she isnt happy with just you.
but like i said. dont try and put fire out with fire.
people only get hurt.
and obviously this is hurting fiver.
so all im saying is talk it over with her.
im just trying to help sorry.

What hurts more is "talking about it," keeping the bitch around, trying to make it work, and finding yourself in the same fukkin situation (or worse) months or years down the road. It's an absolute waste of fukkin time and emotion. She fukked up. The trust is gone. Talking about it won't bring that back. The relationship is dead. At least it should be. This ain't a fukkin firefight. Burn that bitch like she's a 6-foot bong. Suck it up and blow her out.

Boner_18 · 04-10-09, 09:04 AM

I agree w/ 007Fatty.

Nicky Santoro · 04-10-09, 09:17 AM

black guys are dangerous. alot of white girls love black guys and its not only for their big shlongs... they are jerks, they are mean to them, they treat them like shit, they dont listen to them ever. they are cold, and only think of themselves.. (i'm talking about those gangsta black guys only).. and this is what excites women.. because women in general do NOT like nice guys. this is true.

i have asked so many girls in my life, do you like nice guys? and they all say the same thing.. yuck.... no girl wants a guy that will always buy them flowers, talk softly with them, open their doors, kiss their hand everyday.. every woman says to me, they love assholes.. they love guys to treat them like crap.. women want guys who will treat them like crap, not be so sweet 24/7.

and that's why alot of black guys get our girls..

MonkeyF0cker · 04-10-09, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by Boner_18

I agree w/ 007Fatty.

How do you talk through trusting a girlfriend that is certainly flirting (if not more) with a guy, that she admits being attracted to, behind your back? You two are just too young to know. What is the conversation?

"Please, honey, don't send him any more emails that say you wanna suck the skin off his sausage."

"I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. It won't happen again."

"Ok. I completely trust you now. I knew we could talk this out!"

"So what do you wanna do tonight?"

"Well. I sort of made plans with Jen for a girl's night out. We're gonna go get shitfaced drunk and let a bunch of horny slimeballs grind their balls on our asses all night on the dance floor."

"Ok. Great! Have fun! I'll be here when you get home!"

Bread · 04-10-09, 09:31 AM

Monkey is a jilted man. Some wounds run deep....

Matt Rain · 04-10-09, 09:37 AM

Mathy and Monkey nailed it. Your girl is wired like that, nothing you can do. Dump the bitch, get a new roomie and start seeing someone else. There are loyal girls out there if that's what you're looking for.

Boner_18 · 04-10-09, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Monkey is a jilted man. Some wounds run deep....

Yes. I was just gonna say, who hurt you Monkey, who hurt you?

Matt Rain · 04-10-09, 09:40 AM

Bread, you're probably hung like a horse. We resent you.

Bread · 04-10-09, 09:43 AM

That's my girlfriend in my avatar btw. She likes black guys too, but then again, so do I...

MonkeyF0cker · 04-10-09, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Monkey is a jilted man. Some wounds run deep....

Honestly, I don't think you ever heal completely. It takes more than a few years at least.

Bread · 04-10-09, 09:50 AM

Monkey this is why you need to take up in the Bread's Tips to Healing Process:

Step 1 - Drink. A lot.

SBR Lou · 04-10-09, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Shortstop

007Fatty, how do you get all your posts to line up like that?

He hits the Enter or Return key after each line, for instance..
Sentence two etc etc
Sentence three
Sentence Four

MonkeyF0cker · 04-10-09, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Monkey this is why you need to take up in the Bread's Tips to Healing Process:

Step 1 - Drink. A lot.

Haha. Nice. I used to lubricate my liver pretty much every night. I'm all business lately though.

By the way, that avatar keeps fukkin with me. I keep thinking I'm talking with 5StarStiffLicker...

rookie · 04-10-09, 09:59 AM

If there's anything to talk about, shouldn't it be about swinging ?

(www.swingersunderground.com)

BestPlay2day · 04-10-09, 10:01 AM

Sorry Fiver, easy answer is to dump her and never look back. Once the trust is gone, no reason to see her again except for once last f*ck. Plenty of girls out there buddy, go get another one.

nosniboR11 · 04-10-09, 10:01 AM

fiveteamer · 04-10-09, 10:03 AM

mods move this thread to pz.

woke up in the morning and had makeup sex

sober now.

god bless sbr.

Bread · 04-10-09, 10:07 AM

Unreal. What a schlep. I can't wait to smack you around.

wtf · 04-10-09, 10:11 AM

fiver ever pump she was thinking about that chocolate thunder thats been pumping her hole

ENJOY!

fiveteamer · 04-10-09, 10:12 AM

that was uncalled for.

Bread I'm going to smash a chair over your head guy.

wtf · 04-10-09, 10:14 AM

fiver, these guys are trying to help you, your girl is no different

Bread · 04-10-09, 10:14 AM

fiveteamer · 04-10-09, 10:15 AM

I do not think I explained the situation properly in my drunken stupor last night.

jjgold · 04-10-09, 10:23 AM

Black guys have nice cocks

I am only sold on the young girls do not like nice guys theory meaning like 16-25 or so.

Bread · 04-10-09, 10:27 AM

Teamer when you make out with your girl, does it taste like Alonzo Spellman?

Or perhaps Iwinyourmoney's boyfriend, Lil Wayne is more her speed?

Or who knows...maybe she would prefer another "grower not a shower" like yourself...Bushwick Bill!!

Either way, it's a second-hand chocolate sundae all up in there.