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  • fiveteamer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-08
    • 10805

    #1
    You do not want a girlfriend
    tOAT; WQASTE OF SHIT
  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #2
    word......















    wait... nah
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    • bmw530i
      Restricted User
      • 04-19-08
      • 4058

      #3
      What happened Teamer?
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      • mathdotcom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-08
        • 11689

        #4
        cheated on him with a black dude

        ouch
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        • fiveteamer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-14-08
          • 10805

          #5
          ok lets see, she e-mails a guy at work all day thats she thinks is cute. most e-mails contaon sexual innuendo, I bring this up in front of fridndsa and I'M THE ASSHOLE????

          ok I'm a bit drunk right now bit I want to Bail

          fukk this shit.
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          • Tsoprano
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            • 04-14-08
            • 26374

            #6
            She did not make it, Fivey.
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            • fiveteamer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-14-08
              • 10805

              #7
              mathy she fukkin loves black guys, you have no idea. it is an on going inside joke. makes me sick.
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              • bmw530i
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                • 04-19-08
                • 4058

                #8
                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                cheated on him with a black dude

                ouch
                haha Thats the only one we cannot forgive.
                This one scene. This 1 Nigerian was half way into this bitch. She couldn't friggin breath. So god damn big like a slab of pepperoni hangin from an italian deli.
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                • pat venditto
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-07-07
                  • 14347

                  #9
                  Fiver girls are a waste of time 95% of the time. Get in and get out and then chuck her.
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                  • onthewhat
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                    • 05-14-08
                    • 15411

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mathdotcom
                    cheated on him with a black dude

                    ouch
                    poster of the month

                    this puts mathy over the edge on the ballotting

                    congrats mathy
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                    • ChuteBoxe
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 11-21-07
                      • 6885

                      #11
                      She either f*cked, is thinking about f*cking, or is about to f*ck, the guy in the emails. Beat his ass to a bloody pulp.
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                      • mathdotcom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-24-08
                        • 11689

                        #12
                        chicks will always blow that shit right back at you, as if you are the cause of the problem

                        best way to deal with this is get working on another chick
                        1) if she leaves you or cheats on you, the transition to new pussy is easy
                        2) makes you worry less about your current woman troubles
                        3) might be able to use it against current girlfriend

                        it is all about power and you need some leverage pal

                        win one for the team!
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                        • ChuteBoxe
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-21-07
                          • 6885

                          #13
                          Originally posted by mathdotcom
                          chicks will always blow that shit right back at you, as if you are the cause of the problem

                          best way to deal with this is get working on another chick
                          1) if she leaves you or cheats on you, the transition to new pussy is easy
                          2) makes you worry less about your current woman troubles
                          3) might be able to use it against current girlfriend

                          it is all about power and you need some leverage pal

                          win one for the team!
                          Believe it or not, in this situation, it's pretty solid advice.
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #14
                            onthewhat i want a spot on the sbr baseball team. bat boy, ball boy, anything.

                            poster of the month is more like singing the anthem at a baseball game

                            you get all the attention at first but then you're quickly forgotten
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                            • bmw530i
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                              • 04-19-08
                              • 4058

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ChuteBoxe
                              She either f*cked, is thinking about f*cking, or is about to f*ck, the guy in the emails. Beat his ass to a bloody pulp.
                              Nothing wrong with this advice.
                              I guess it depends, on how long you have been together in each individual relationship. How much do I have invested with this 1 bitch. And so on. We have all been here. its nice to talk about it.
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                              • fiveteamer
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-14-08
                                • 10805

                                #16
                                I feel like bailing, getting a bachelor, posting on sbr non stop and gambling/watching horse. races.

                                the life.
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                                • SBR Lou
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                                  • 08-02-07
                                  • 37863

                                  #17
                                  This is one of fiveteamer's better posts.
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                                  • mathdotcom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-24-08
                                    • 11689

                                    #18
                                    fiver

                                    that is a guarantee route to ending up like richie

                                    seriously, pick up your cellphone, go through your address list, and call up one of the girls in your list. i guarantee you there's one in there you like. invite her out, just to hang out. you don't even have to do anything. it will remind you that your girlfriend is not the only girl out there for you. this is what you need pal.
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                                    • Deuce
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                                      • 01-12-08
                                      • 29843

                                      #19
                                      Chicks are all bat shit crazy and shady as fukk. Besides my mother.
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                                      • tullamore
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-17-07
                                        • 3586

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Deuce
                                        Chicks are all bat shit crazy and shady as fukk. Besides my mother.
                                        My old boss told me one day when I bitching about a girl, that " all girls are bitches and cvnts except your mother and sister." Truer words have never been spoken.
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                                        • wtf
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-22-08
                                          • 12983

                                          #21
                                          math has best suggestion, you must get back on the horse and hookup/talk/meet other girls
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                                          • pimike
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                                            • 03-23-08
                                            • 37140

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CrazyLou
                                            This is one of fiveteamer's better posts.




                                            Thats saying alot, yet an obvious statement
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                                            • bmw530i
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 04-19-08
                                              • 4058

                                              #23
                                              5 ...You said you just got a new place. Are both your names on the lease? And do you get along with her parents?
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                                              • fiveteamer
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-14-08
                                                • 10805

                                                #24
                                                yes and yes.
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                                                • pico
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                                                  • 04-05-07
                                                  • 27321

                                                  #25
                                                  yeah, mathy has a nice suggestion. always keep a list of girls that you can just hang out. so once your girl does something you don't like, you can go do stuff with other girls. just regular stuff...nothing sexual.
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                                                  • Iwinyourmoney
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-18-07
                                                    • 18368

                                                    #26
                                                    Fiver get single like me pal, never been happier. Its trailor girl heavn out there pal
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                                                    • ChuteBoxe
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-21-07
                                                      • 6885

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                                                      Fiver get single like me pal, never been happier. Its trailor girl heavn out there pal
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                                                      • MonkeyF0cker
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-12-07
                                                        • 12144

                                                        #28
                                                        Kick that bitch to the curb, 5er. It's over. She fukked up. How can you trust the cünt?
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                                                        • pimike
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-23-08
                                                          • 37140

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                                          She did not make it, Fivey.



                                                          Move on, it will only get you more pissed later.

                                                          She is not worth it.
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                                                          • BadNina
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-27-07
                                                            • 10491

                                                            #30
                                                            Fivey...listen to Mathy. Your girl has screwed up.
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                                                            • 007Fatty
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-14-09
                                                              • 2267

                                                              #31
                                                              man the only thing that is ever going to solve crap is talking about it.
                                                              has she done crap with the guy? if not tell her you dont like her emailing him like that.
                                                              and if she doesnt accept that lay your relationship on the table in front of her and see how she takes it.
                                                              and go from there.
                                                              you cant put fire out with fire.
                                                              good luck with it man. i hate relationships for that reason.
                                                              but id way rather have someone there for me all the time.than all the money in the world.
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                                                              • LVHerbie
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-15-05
                                                                • 6344

                                                                #32
                                                                hookers are cheaper long term...
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                                                                • mathdotcom
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-24-08
                                                                  • 11689

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Someone delete Fatty's reply

                                                                  what a load of shit
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                                                                  • pimike
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 03-23-08
                                                                    • 37140

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by 007Fatty
                                                                    man the only thing that is ever going to solve crap is talking about it.
                                                                    has she done crap with the guy? if not tell her you dont like her emailing him like that.
                                                                    and if she doesnt accept that lay your relationship on the table in front of her and see how she takes it.
                                                                    and go from there.
                                                                    you cant put fire out with fire.
                                                                    good luck with it man. i hate relationships for that reason.
                                                                    but id way rather have someone there for me all the time.than all the money in the world.
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                                                                    • GetRich911
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                                                                      • 03-28-09
                                                                      • 288

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Just think after Mandingo finishes blowing your girls back out---and jizzing a huge load on her face a couple of times...He will be all done and diss her & she will *** back all weepy & sorry & then you can be in Control again & make her obey you

                                                                      But she prbly still would want another 10 inches of huge BBC gonzo'ing her daily---so wtf do i know ????

                                                                      Goodluck with that...
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