Vegas Dave is NOT Photogenic (Video)

[Unitage]

loool this was funny
first one is better
2nd one is butch

[konck]

34lbswhere did you lose it in your foot

[VegasDave]

34lbswhere did you lose it in your foot

Why would I lie about how much I've lost?

Seeking approval through faking weight loss? Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

Thanks for your support

[Willie Bee]

Imagine Vegas Dave with horn-rimmed glasses and wearing lipstick...

[RogueJuror]

dave i got your signature, dimensions, lines and curvatures

btw nice video, cali one is pmping

[Shark79]

Dave. You look fatter in the first pic ... so I give you lots of props for losing them pounds!!

So what if your fat ... as long as you feel good about yourself ... the rest of the world can go fvk itself ... be who you are and live how you like ...

Keep dropping them pounds and soon you will look like Elvis Presley in his 20's. !!

[pavyracer]

He ain't photogenic...He is hyperbaric.

[VegasDave]

He ain't photogenic...He is hyperbaric.

Yeah... we can't all be Greek pop stars

[pavyracer]

Imagine Vegas Dave with horn-rimmed glasses and wearing lipstick...

Willie,

Why did you post the CW super stiff picture on the left? Please remove to PZ. We ain't like stiffs here pal.

[Data]

I think its a funny one. Hopefully you do too.[/sbrtv]

I did not. Regardless, to address the issue at hand, always make sure that the camera is looking DOWN at you not UP as it did in your license pictures.

[pavyracer]

lol, you boys needa get a scale that works in that office

Yeah they have the one that reads up to 250 lb....surprise, surprise...everyone in the office is the same weight.

[VegasDave]

I did not. Regardless, to address the issue at hand, always make sure that the camera is looking DOWN at you not UP as it did in your license pictures.

I'm sorry to hear that. Sorry for wasting your 5 mins .

[VegasDave]

Dave. You look fatter in the first pic ... so I give you lots of props for losing them pounds!!

So what if your fat ... as long as you feel good about yourself ... the rest of the world can go fvk itself ... be who you are and live how you like ...

Keep dropping them pounds and soon you will look like Elvis Presley in his 20's. !!

20's Elvis, sounds good to me

[pavyracer]

20's Elvis, sounds good to me

Your first goal is to look like Meatloaf in his 20's and then work on your 40's Elvis look.

[Willie Bee]

Willie,

Why did you post the CW super stiff picture on the left? Please remove to PZ. We ain't like stiffs here pal.

I think the real stiff might be the one on the right, pavy. God knows he'll be stiffing the American taxpayers if and when he eventually gets seated in DC.

[pavyracer]

Good point Willie.

It's all BrentCrude's fault. He didn't rally the GOP base hard enough in Minnie.

[Bread]

Finally got a chance to watch this gem. Funny stuff, lesbo!!

[Willie Bee]

Good lord, that's a big cow on the left there.

[pavyracer]

They are not cows Willie. They are SBR mods in drag.

[Willie Bee]

That heifer on the left is bigger than Lou, Dave and I put together.

[pavyracer]

Willie...The cow on the left is a guy. Check the clean shaven stubble under the pink cheeks and then look at his fingers how thick they are. He is wearing a wig. Check out what your newest mod is doing on the weekends.

Unreal

[VegasDave]

Fat mod jokes... re-inventing the wheel here pavy!

[VegasDave]

Finally got a chance to watch this gem. Funny stuff, lesbo!!

Bread, posting this type of picture is exactly why I freeze you in chat.

[Shortstop]

VD, that was fukkin' hilarious!


Odds that Vegas Dave gets high?

Yes -110
No -110

[VegasDave]

VD, that was fukkin' hilarious!

Odds that Vegas Dave gets high?

Yes -110
No -110

Haha, glad you liked.

Gonna have to bet the no for the max... for whatever reason, it is my girlfriends biggest pet peeve in the world. I can get drunk all I want, hang out with my friends and not talk on the phone, and any number of other things, but she absolutely despises getting high more than anything in the world. Still can't figure out why .

It is probably for the best anyway. Since I was born without (and never developed) any sensors to tell me when I'm "full" (I'm physically incapable of feeling full and can always eat more no matter how much I've eaten), getting the munchies is a downright ridiculous and expensive affair .

[wtf]

Haha, glad you liked.

Gonna have to bet the no for the max... for whatever reason, it is my girlfriends biggest pet peeve in the world. I can get drunk all I want, hang out with my friends and not talk on the phone, and any number of other things, but she absolutely despises getting high more than anything in the world. Still can't figure out why .

It is probably for the best anyway. Since I was born without (and never developed) any sensors to tell me when I'm "full" (I'm physically incapable of feeling full and can always eat more no matter how much I've eaten), getting the munchies is a downright ridiculous and expensive affair .

sounds like a keeper! i like her

[VegasDave]

sounds like a keeper! i like her

The kicker is she loves sports. Big difference, finding a girl that loves sports from a girl that will tolerate them.

She's worth hanging up the ol' bong for

[pavyracer]

Find a girl that doesn't like sports so you can concentrate in capping and bury the books.

[VegasDave]

Find a girl that doesn't like sports so you can concentrate in capping and bury the books.

I like your style. Prioritize .