Vegas Dave is NOT Photogenic (Video)

[VegasDave]

I think its a funny one. Hopefully you do too.

[Chi_archie]

fix the vid dave

[VegasDave]

fix the vid dave

Fixed!

[ryanXL977]

Fixed!

funny thing is, i guarantee you are better looking than probably 95% of these faceless limpdicks on here. dont be so hard on yourself big fella.

funny vid

[bmw530i]

How much weight have you lost Dave?
You know you talk about yourself in that way. But you have a quiet confidence about you.

[Chi_archie]

Dave doesn't look anything like himself in those driver's license pics..... the texas one seems like it is from 10 years ago

[VegasDave]

funny thing is, i guarantee you are better looking than probably 95% of these faceless limpdicks on here. dont be so hard on yourself big fella.

funny vid

A little self-depreciating humor never hurt anyone. I have a great girlfriend and she thinks me and this mug are okay, which is good enough for me

[Nicky Santoro]

Dave doesn't look anything like himself in those driver's license pics..... the texas one seems like it is from 10 years ago

i thought same thing. he looked 12 yrs old in recent licence pic. if anything, it did him justice. davey, those pics were not bad at all..

davey, i should put up my license pic, you will feel better.. i always get that big bright light on top of my shaved bald head and i look like a big bright light bulb.

[Willie Bee]

I'll vouch for that, it's Vegas Dave's face. And Dave, you're being too tough on yourself. That California license was only voted the eighth-worst all-time license photo. And Dave there is a winner in all of this because you're a good guy, you're smart enough, and gosh-darnit!, people like you.

[VegasDave]

How much weight have you lost Dave?
You know you talk about yourself in that way. But you have a quiet confidence about you.

34.8 lbs as of this morning .

Vid is totally tongue and cheek. I'm very confident in actuality; even if I am a bit round around the edges

[pico]

dave, you're the best mod hire so far. good video

[compaqDikk]

don't sweat it dave. dept. of public safety in texas will let you have a do over when you turn 34 which is like 2022. if i were you, i'd get in contact with some stiffs at creditwagering. they know of a site where you can get fake ids and choose the pic of your choice

[The Prick]

34.8 lbs as of this morning .

Vid is totally tongue and cheek. I'm very confident in actuality; even if I am a bit round around the edges

lol, you boys needa get a scale that works in that office

[VegasDave]

i thought same thing. he looked 12 yrs old in recent licence pic. if anything, it did him justice. davey, those pics were not bad at all..

davey, i should put up my license pic, you will feel better.. i always get that big bright light on top of my shaved bald head and i look like a big bright light bulb.

Please do

[sickler]

i thought same thing. he looked 12 yrs old in recent licence pic. if anything, it did him justice. davey, those pics were not bad at all..

davey, i should put up my license pic, you will feel better.. i always get that big bright light on top of my shaved bald head and i look like a big bright light bulb.

Funny you should mention that. As a longtime head shaver, I've noticed the same thing with my DL pics.

My recent one looks like a bright halo on top.

[Tsoprano]

Davey you fat fukk, your alright ace

[InTheHole]

[VegasDave]

dave, you're the best mod hire so far. good video

Davey you fat fukk, your alright ace

Thank you sirs

[wtf]

fantastic video dave!

idea for dmv photo

SMILE

[sickler]

Dave, at least you have hair.

Nice vid BTW, I don't watch many around here but was somehow lured to this one.

Maybe Nicky can show you what we're up against. My attempt didn't turn out well, as I don't have a scanner here and the pic I just took of the DL had a lighting problem. Anyways, will post it even though it ain't all that clear. There is a halo of light.

Nicky, save me here. You got a scanner? Show Dave the light.

[VegasDave]

fantastic video dave!

idea for dmv photo

SMILE

Thats what I tried to do in the first one, and you saw how well that turned out

[Robyn]

I think its a funny one. Hopefully you do too.

Dave you are a very smart person. You take complete power away from all of the wanna be SBR a-holes by ribbing on yourself. I like you.

[Immortality]

Dave you are a very smart person. You take complete power away from all of the wanna be SBR a-holes by ribbing on yourself. I like you.

Very true. How do you rip on someone that does a great job of doing it himself? That USC degree is paying off.

[Robyn]

Very true. How do you rip on someone that does a great job of doing it himself? That USC degree is paying off.

The reason I noticed his clever tactic is because I do the same myself. I will be the first one to tell everyone that I have a big ass, a semi-lazy eye and Florida frizzy hair. That way, it takes the power away from the a-holes because let's face it...they get off on the shock and awe factor of hurting others.

[Immortality]

So who got booted on AI tonight Robyn?

[Robyn]

Megan. Simon was pretty brutal to her, too. I was flipping back and forth between UFC and AI. Unfortunately, the fights were pretty lame.

[Immortality]

Megan. Simon was pretty brutal to her, too. I was flipping back and forth between UFC and AI. Unfortunately, the fights were pretty lame.

I missed the fights as well. I forgot I get the East Coast feed of Spike on DirecTV and forgot to set the DVR.

[Robyn]

You didn't miss much. Trust me. The new TUF season was on afterward and looks pretty good.

[VegasDave]

Excuse me, are you two hijacking my thread with American Idol nonsense?? I quit my job at KIIS to get AWAY from Ryan Seacrest, not to have him come up in my threads thank you!

[Immortality]

Excuse me, are you two hijacking my thread with American Idol nonsense?? I quit my job at KIIS to get AWAY from Ryan Seacrest, not to have him come up in my threads thank you!

Hijacking one of your threads is the only way it makes it to the top of the list.

[Robyn]

Excuse me, are you two hijacking my thread with American Idol nonsense?? I quit my job at KIIS to get AWAY from Ryan Seacrest, not to have him come up in my threads thank you!

Hey hey...who mentioned Ryan Seacrest...DAVE!

[aznimportboy]

GOOD VIDEO VEGASDAVE, KEEP THEM COMING!

[wtf]

yea take this idol talk to the backwoods or pedophile chat rooms where it belongs

[Tsoprano]

Lol wtf

[Immortality]

yea take this idol talk to the backwoods or pedophile chat rooms where it belongs

Your next post is number 3000 wtf. I hope it is better then this one.