How do you tell a random girl you want to fukk her??

[fiveteamer]

betplom how many times do I have to tell you I like girls

[Bread]

betplom how many times do I have to tell you I like girls

Yes you like to talk to them and flirt with them but not touch them.

My goodness.

[fiveteamer]

Bread do not put words into my mouth.

unreal.

[Bread]

[fiveteamer]

going to smash a fukkin chair over Bread's head in Vegas.

[Bread]

I'm starting to get the feeling that this is going to be me at the bash.

[losturmarbles]

Tell her you are gay. Be her gay friend. Bone her when she's not looking. When she is startled, and wonders why a gay guy is ****ing her; just explain to her that it was April fools when you told her you were gay. I've convinced chicks I was gay just to bone them later on. I think this would be your best option.

^^this is actually not a bad idea...


t, it depends on what you want here. if you just want to **** her, then you got to be an asshole, give her backhanded compliments, make her feel self conscious, point out to her a different hot girl working there and ask her about her. make her want to prove to you that she's hot, make her chase you. 99% chance she is dumb enough to fall into this trap.

but if you want it to be more than a short fling, maybe give her some corny line like "i didnt know mickey d's hired models to take orders" or say something like "seems like i know you from somewhere" or ask her if she goes to ______ (somewhere that you go, like maybe a school, store, gym, etc), then ask her what time she goes on break, and if you can buy her a sandwich or something.

[jjgold]

Marbleman that good advice

I might try it

[fiveteamer]

but if you want it to be more than a short fling, maybe give her some corny line like "i didnt know mickey d's hired models to take orders"

DO NOT do that. So corny.

[Tsoprano]

Solid post, Lost

[mcbaseball10]

Any pictures yet T?

[Junkyard Dog]

Except for that juicy ass contained in those tight black pants she must wear. You can see her thong outline..oh man. A freak wanting to let it all out..

"accidentally" drop your order T and when she bends down snap a flick to share with us