How do you tell a random girl you want to fukk her??

[Tsoprano]

I was just at Mcdonalds and there is this lady behind the counter...SHE IS FUKKING SMOKING HOT. She could be a porn star, but she's there getting treated like shit form everyone.

This girl has an AMAZING Body and I will try to go and get pics of her next time i'm there. Her figure is flawless and she's got this miserable look on her face as she's getting orders.

How do I ask to fukk her? I don't mind paying, but don't want to sound insulting. I mean wtf......."Hi, I would like to order a big mac meal medium with a coke..and uh, I want to bone you"?

JJ, need a video pal. I went in there hungry now i'm just horny.

[The General]

Just be blunt

[Bread]

Trust me.

[sallysnax8]

t your a baller......next time hand her a 100 tell her keep the change in exchange for her #

[buztah]

Get a job there and close up with her one night. Phuck her in the azz on the counter-top for me!

[Matt Rain]

t your a baller......next time hand her a 100 tell her keep the change in exchange for her #

But be romantic - sink the folded 100 in her cleavage and wink at her.

[Tsoprano]

Lol Buzzy

I think duking her a few bills is best way to spray my ** Flurry all over her buttocks.

[SlickFazzer]

Honey, I love your teets and want to fukk you.

[treece]

Soprano just say you know what'd look good on you? Me! Works everytime.

[betplom]

TSOP she's obviously a foreigner as no American hottie would ever work at McDonalds.

The best strategy would be to tell her you are a photographer and would like to do a private photo shoot with her where she can make alot more money than working the counter at Mickey Dee's.

[jjgold]

I notice there are always hot girls that work at these type places and they are tough jobs, I give them credit for working there. I guess you need balls, the guys that have them get the girls. I have no balls and freeze up that is why my cock is dead.

[smallon]

If you don't know, your chances of boning here are extremely limited.

[tullamore]

Nice shoes, want too fvck.

[fiveteamer]

If shes working, she does not want to be hit on.

Don't bother.

[pavyracer]

There is a McDonald's in Manhattan? What happened to the famous delis?

[Tsoprano]

I'll see if shes around tomorrow and bring a few extra pieces of lettuce to pay w/

[pico]

whip out your dick and ask her if she wants some special bigmac sauce. once you get out of the police station, you can use that as an ice breaker.

[pavyracer]

There are hot girls in Manhattan that eat McDonald's? Times are tough...

[Tsoprano]

Who said she eats Mcdonalds Pavy, she just works there.

Her body certainly doesn't suggest her eating Mcdonalds.

[Tsoprano]

Except for that juicy ass contained in those tight black pants she must wear. You can see her thong outline..oh man. A freak wanting to let it all out..

[fiveteamer]

Sometimes, I catch a girl looking at me like I'm a piece of cake, and she's a fat kid.

Do you know what I do in that situation?

Nothing.

[betplom]

Sometimes, I catch a girl looking at me like I'm a piece of cake, and she's a fat kid.

Do you know what I do in that situation?

You pray that the next person that looks at you lustfully is a man?

[thezbar]

Tell her that her body is smoking hot and ask what type of exercises she does?
If that breaks the ice tell her you want to photograph her and offer her $

[wtf]

smile, if that doesnt work, move on

[FrozenMAN]

TSOP she's obviously a foreigner as no American hottie would ever work at McDonalds.

dude your totally right, i've never seen a hot one in illinois, but when we went to sweden few years ago we went in late one night and everyone behind the counter was unreal, model quality

just pull a george costanze and take some pervocative pics and leave em for her LOL, gotta do the couch one LOL

[Tsoprano]

smile, if that doesnt work, move on

I did smile, she handed me my cup and bag and said "next, welcome to Mcdonalds"



I think I need to get more physical for her to get the message.

[The General]

Just be blunt, buddy

[wtf]

then duke her, a c note will get her attention

seriously, worth a try

[pavyracer]

Tell her you are professional gambler and show her the $10,000 you made on Celtics tonight. She will melt on your knees.

[therber2]

Tell her you are gay. Be her gay friend. Bone her when she's not looking. When she is startled, and wonders why a gay guy is ****ing her; just explain to her that it was April fools when you told her you were gay. I've convinced chicks I was gay just to bone them later on. I think this would be your best option.

[Tsoprano]

Tell her you are gay. Be her gay friend. Bone her when she's not looking. When she is startled, and wonders why a gay guy is ****ing her; just explain to her that it was April fools when you told her you were gay. I've convinced chicks I was gay just to bone them later on. I think this would be your best option.

[Dark Horse]

You guys really this clueless about women?

Of just completely lazy?

[jjgold]

We are Clueless darker

[Fizzz]

If you don't know, your chances of boning here are extremely limited.

How is that?

[ryanspeer2001]

Lol Buzzy

I think duking her a few bills is best way to spray my ** Flurry all over her buttocks.

Mcflurry in the buttocks.....classy!