Shanty Becomes Star with Robyn

pavyracer · 03-26-09, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by wtf

so you two are married, living in the same domicile , yet communicate via a public gambling forum

yup, normal

Bread · 03-26-09, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

wtf · 03-26-09, 10:12 PM

lol

Bread · 03-26-09, 10:13 PM

Pavy,

You resemble a GOYA version of Lerch. Which I have no problem with that. We're all some ugly dudes.

What I do have a problem with is the real "Ms South Dakota". Looks like a Wiccan crack ho. I guess you had to take what you could get though player.

wtf · 03-26-09, 10:14 PM

this thread ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bread · 03-26-09, 10:17 PM

Pavy has been my bitch since I first signed up here and he went on his big ghost hunt and I smacked him around every night.

He was on good behavior for many months. Not sure what set him off, but I have no problem making him cry again. Contrary to his own beliefs, he's not running things here.

pavyracer · 03-26-09, 10:23 PM

jjgold apologized to me the other day. now go watch some midget porn.

Bread · 03-26-09, 10:24 PM

Ouch. Good one.

Just so you know, I'm just getting started with you Pavlos.

wtf · 03-26-09, 10:25 PM

pavy, jj just posted today he wants to put a bullet in your head

would you like to see the thread?

pavyracer · 03-26-09, 10:27 PM

jjgold is harmless...by the time he learns how to use a gun I will blow him in pieces with my glock.

Robyn · 03-26-09, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by wtf

so you two are married, living in the same domicile , yet communicate via a public gambling forum

yup, normal

wtf, not sure how everyone else lives....but we have several computers in our household as well as several televisions. I, as a typical female, do not enjoy watching sports 13 hours a day...so I sit in the other room and do my own thing. Yes, we may occasionally communicate back and forth via SBR but I kid you not, we fuk the fuking hell out of each other afterward. It's quote erotic. Sorry.

wtf · 03-26-09, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

wtf, not sure how everyone else lives....but we have several computers in our household as well as several televisions. I, as a typical female, do not enjoy watching sports 13 hours a day...so I sit in the other room and do my own thing. Yes, we may occasionally communicate back and forth via SBR but I kid you not, we fuk the fuking hell out of each other afterward. It's quote erotic. Sorry.

OK that is IT

I AM OFFICIALLY TURNED ONNNNNNNNN

Robyn · 03-26-09, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by wtf

OK that is IT

I AM OFFICIALLY TURNED ONNNNNNNNN

It gets kind of weird when I ask him to wear a tacomax wig.

Don't judge me.

Bread · 03-26-09, 10:50 PM

I'm starting to be grateful that we missed out on Taco in Vegas this weekend.

The Prick · 03-27-09, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

The Prick,

When you get 13727 posts you start giving me restraining orders.

outside of yer trailer park, no consent is required to file a restraining order. yer post count is TRULY the mark of a well-adjusted professional businessman with a trophy wife. what you got like 20 posts a day for almost two years? wifey must be thrilled, not to mention the boss. wasnt a group of them posts yer gypsy nephew/uncle/brother that was cookin donkey stew in yer livingroom? throw in alla them small girl nadine an glen danzig posts yer a friggin certified shut-in. heres the deal, guys like you love the internet cause you can invent yerself however ya want. nobody really knows and nobody really cares. problem is you've committed the ultimate sin for anonymous internet posting communities. your chosen persona has become boring. learn a coupla new songs and come back when you got a new drum ta beat.

Bread · 03-27-09, 10:02 AM

I'm sure his high post count is a direct correlation of his home life. It leads one to wonder if he's actually married to Ms. South Dakota at all???

pavyracer · 03-27-09, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by The Prick

outside of yer trailer park, no consent is required to file a restraining order. yer post count is TRULY the mark of a well-adjusted professional businessman with a trophy wife. what you got like 20 posts a day for almost two years? wifey must be thrilled, not to mention the boss. wasnt a group of them posts yer gypsy nephew/uncle/brother that was cookin donkey stew in yer livingroom? throw in alla them small girl nadine an glen danzig posts yer a friggin certified shut-in. heres the deal, guys like you love the internet cause you can invent yerself however ya want. nobody really knows and nobody really cares. problem is you've committed the ultimate sin for anonymous internet posting communities. your chosen persona has become boring. learn a coupla new songs and come back when you got a new drum ta beat.

The Prick go back to your cocoon till football season. You are out of place posting in the Spring. Willie Bee is your alter ego in the Spring. The Prick is your alter ego in the Fall.

The Prick · 03-27-09, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

The Prick go back to your cocoon till football season. You are out of place posting in the spring. Willie Bee is your alter ego in the Spring. The Prick is your alter ego in the Fall.

and the hits just keep on a-comin'. is that freedom rock? well turn it up dude. yawn, yet again you disappoint. aint gonna make it true no matter how many times you regurgitate that nugget

tacomax · 03-27-09, 10:18 AM

I'm starting to regret not meeting up with Robyn and Bread last weekend.

pavyracer · 03-27-09, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by The Prick

and the hits just keep on a-comin'. is that freedom rock? well turn it up dude. yawn, yet again you disappoint. aint gonna make it true no matter how many times you regurgitate that nugget

How did the anal sessions with shanty go yesterday? You seem agitated today. He must have hurt you with his massive schlong.

Bread · 03-27-09, 10:24 AM

Pavy...try to avoid going for the low-hanging fruit.

This is hard to watch right now. Yeesh.

The Prick · 03-27-09, 10:29 AM

ho-hum, really pavers dig deep and come up with a card you aint already played a few hundred times. were all pullin for ya kid, just one fresh rosebud outta yer pile of cowshit. i know yer head is spinnin, prolly seeing spots and got a ringin in yer big ol' Mr Potatohead ears but play thru the pain. just one single, aint gotta be a homer, mebbe even foul one off. yer on the brink pavers, dont walk towards the light

wtf · 03-27-09, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by tacomax

I'm starting to regret not meeting up with Robyn and Bread last weekend.

was this by choice?

sounds like it would have been a hoot

Bread · 03-27-09, 10:41 AM

wtf I missed his email saying he was going to be in Vegas, because my computer broke and I didn't check internet again til Sunday. I suck.

wtf · 03-27-09, 10:58 AM

wow, what a missed opportunity

time for a blackberry buddy

Bread · 03-27-09, 11:12 AM

Yea that could've been the most combined evil that town has seen since Pac Man and his entourage decided to shoot up everyone at the strip clubs.

The Prick · 03-27-09, 01:24 PM

please mr shanty dont let this die. sorry for all the diversions, back to focusin on you buddy

Mudcat · 03-27-09, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by shantystar

i plant 1004 note in your ass too

Wut?

pavyracer · 03-27-09, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Wut?

1004 times Shanty poked The Prick's ass yesterday. Got it?

The Prick · 03-27-09, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

1004 times Shanty poked The Prick's ass yesterday. Got it?

steee-rike one! paver watched a 74mph fastball slip right down the center of the plate an didn't even take the bat offa his shoulder. we may be witnessing the decline of a once-mediocre player.

pavyracer · 03-27-09, 02:20 PM

Da Pricksta',

I don't play baseball. You however with the big belly and softened rectum would make a perfect catcher of Shanty's thrusts.

Mudcat · 03-27-09, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

1004 times Shanty poked The Prick's ass yesterday. Got it?

Really? You posted that? Really?

Bread · 03-27-09, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Really? You posted that? Really?

lol

Mud, Pavy is falling apart at the seams.

He was never one to put together consecutive coherent posts anyways, but this recent slide is just embarrassing to watch. But I'm watching regardless

pavyracer · 03-27-09, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Really? You posted that? Really?

You have to understand Shanty uses metaphores like a kid licks candy and planting 1004 notes in The Prick's ass is an anagram for stone. Shanty likes to call his pecker stone because he is always hard rock like a stone.

The Prick · 03-27-09, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Da Pricksta',

I don't play baseball. You however with the big belly and softened rectum would make a perfect catcher of Shanty's thrusts.

strike two.....our hero did manage an awkward swing, albeit ill-advised as the pitch bounced twice before getting to the plate. ladies and gentlemen we are witnessing history here, quite probably the last at-bat of an unstoried yet lengthy career. keep hope alive, just maybe the batter has one heroic swing left.