Shanty Becomes Star with Robyn

Mudcat · 03-26-09, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Mud, don't you mean that Shanty loves Rubyn, aka Ruby?

That just goes to show what a confident operator shanty is. He can get the chix name wrong, even give her a dude name. Shanty still accomplishes his mission. That's just how shanty rolls.

He's similar to Chuck Norris in many ways.

The Prick · 03-26-09, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by shantystar

you use konfu idiot! swine! and i anal you!anal your posting here!anal your view!anal your wife!anal your everything!i bear you alot!but,until i came into action in position called flying doggie style you aren't straighten up!so keep waiting for me!

pay attention here Borat, cause i'm gonna break it down for ya. i realize english is like yer 5th language, but even so we frown on sodomizing pigs here. even if its a chick pig. relax and quit talkin bout stickin yer bulb flyin doggie style inta other posters. you have been warned, next time we bring the pain

betplom · 03-26-09, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by Mudcat

He's similar to Chuck Norris in many ways.

Take that back.

Bread · 03-26-09, 10:28 AM

If any mods ban Shanty, I'm going to have a big problem with that. I don't care if he's the biggest scammer in the world...I NEEEEED this!! Ya hear?!

Mudcat · 03-26-09, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by betplom

Take that back.

I have got myself in a tough position here. I insult Chuck Norris and I get a roundhouse kick to the head and possibly strangled with a cordless phone.

I insult shanty and I get a light bulb shoved up my ass and electricity run through my body so the bulb becomes enlightened. Or when shanty says i certainly enlighten bulb in his ass!, does he mean he sticks the bulb in then discusses Thoreau with it?

The Prick · 03-26-09, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Bread

If any mods ban Shanty, I'm going to have a big problem with that. I don't care if he's the biggest scammer in the world...I NEEEEED this!! Ya hear?!

relax karl, you think any of the mods here wanna be that guy? the guy who killed the prodigal son? would jesus get banned?

mudder, look out dude, GanchForce5 aint forgot your loose lips neither

shantystar · 03-26-09, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by The Prick

pay attention here Borat, cause i'm gonna break it down for ya. i realize english is like yer 5th language, but even so we frown on sodomizing pigs here. even if its a chick pig. relax and quit talkin bout stickin yer bulb flyin doggie style inta other posters. you have been warned, next time we bring the pain

swine i nulify your warning and did what i aim ,you scared of bulb that i plant into your filthy ass!idiot!baseborn!

shantystar · 03-26-09, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by The Prick

relax karl, you think any of the mods here wanna be that guy? the guy who killed the prodigal son? would jesus get banned?

mudder, look out dude, GanchForce5 aint forgot your loose lips neither

i plant 1004 note in your ass too,i inaugurate my experiment ,and you are the man from which i start this!
idiot!swine!baseborn!

Trojan · 03-26-09, 12:02 PM

bald serpent!bald donkies!bald swine!idiot!baseborn!bastard!bloody fool!

shantystar · 03-26-09, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by wtf

OMG, this is the worlds greatest THREAD EVER

holy shit

he said diogee has DRY ASS

then he wants a BULB IN HIS ASS

i cannot remember laughing so hard

monkey ass!name your dry ass to me in goodwill!baseborn!bald cock(Apet).

wtf · 03-26-09, 12:09 PM

i will NOT NAME MY DRY ASS

i draw the line there!!!!!!

The General · 03-26-09, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by shantystar

i though you a good person like willie bee,crazylou and all other mods.but,you seems mean PERSON!.

No Shanty, you got it wrong. I like you and we go back a long ways.

I was just having some fun.

Trojan · 03-26-09, 12:10 PM

Shanty, any chance I can get you to give a speech at my wedding. You're very eloquent

shantystar · 03-26-09, 12:12 PM

its ok.

sickler · 03-26-09, 12:15 PM

Shanty, this as your avatar would be a collective fu to us all.

Immortality · 03-26-09, 12:35 PM

Some of the best shanty posts ever in this thread. Best poster here by far.

Bread · 03-26-09, 12:38 PM

We need Fearless to run another Poster of the Year survey pronto.

Shanty would win it hands down.

Mudcat · 03-26-09, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by Trojan

Shanty, any chance I can get you to give a speech at my wedding. You're very eloquent

Another great idea. He could tell that old joke about the wife asking the husband whether, if she dies, he will remarry - to which he says, "Yes I guess so," - and she asks if he will move his new wife into their house - to which he replies, "Well it probably would make sense," - and she asks if he would let his new wife use her golf clubs - to which he replies, "No, she's left-handed."

And when the laughter dies down, shanty could jump right into his problems with Bettorpub.

wtf · 03-26-09, 01:03 PM

still need the LOSHAK interview to confirm his poster of the year award !!!

Bread · 03-26-09, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Another great idea. He could tell that old joke about the wife asking the husband whether, if she dies, he will remarry - to which he says, "Yes I guess so," - and she asks if he will move his new wife into their house - to which he replies, "Well it probably would make sense," - and she asks if he would let his new wife use her golf clubs - to which he replies, "No, she's left-handed."

And when the laughter dies down, shanty could jump right into his problems with Bettorpub.

shantystar · 03-26-09, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by Trojan

Shanty, any chance I can get you to give a speech at my wedding. You're very eloquent

yes i did as i love to attend my pals weddings!you all my friends except some basbeorn like trojan as he is my illigitimate child as well as immortality and theprick,who steals my 600$ in theprick nfl contest two years back sponsored by betjamaica.

shantystar · 03-26-09, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

pay attention here Borat, cause i'm gonna break it down for ya. i realize english is like yer 5th language, but even so we frown on sodomizing pigs here. even if its a chick pig. relax and quit talkin bout stickin yer bulb flyin doggie style inta other posters. you have been warned, next time we bring the pain

you steals my 600$ WEEKLY PRIZE IN NFL WEEKLY THEPRICK CONTEST SPONSORED BY betjamaica two years back!really a baseborn!you are my child!illigitimate child!.

shantystar · 03-26-09, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Shanty, this as your avatar would be a collective fu to us all.

yeah it suits to you all,as i buy thsi one for you!bald duck!

The Prick · 03-26-09, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by shantystar

yes i did as i love to attend my pals weddings!you all my friends except some basbeorn like trojan as he is my illigitimate child as well as immortality and theprick,who steals my 600$ in theprick nfl contest two years back sponsored by betjamaica.

you have now officially smoked yerself retarded. like you ever had 600 USD. they got a 7-11 over there in pakiland ya work at? must take about 6 months fer a slurpy dot-head ta make 600 USD. how many goat balls can ya buy with 600 USD? Cousin Balke, you shouldnt be makin up stories

Immortality · 03-26-09, 01:35 PM

.

shantystar · 03-26-09, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

you have now officially smoked yerself retarded. like you ever had 600 USD. they got a 7-11 over there in pakiland ya work at? must take about 6 months fer a slurpy dot-head ta make 600 USD. how many goat balls can ya buy with 600 USD? Cousin Balke, you shouldnt be makin up stories

idiot!you must have record,as you see i distrust sbr contest,as in bodog poker contest i wrote that i sent pm,message in and still two stages passed of contest havennt got password as many posters complaining about!
on your other querry i can pay your wife 6000$ a week !idiot!baseborn,you seems admi' agent to bring this thread to private zone as you started this one!.what a pity!
others forums mods have contest over in forum so members rewarded,first of all sbr have not much contests,sponsored by books,i never won any contest or pmoney from anyone,else some money from billdozer in betjamaica account,years ago,but all othe rmods.seems poor and hungry for money!.

Bread · 03-26-09, 01:41 PM

Shanty played in my Lose Bread Some Bread contest and went 0-1.

I'm in complete shock and awe that he didn't file some sort of complaint that I ripped him off. I feel left out!

shantystar · 03-26-09, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by Immortality

Because I know it will crush you Robin, I will never reveal that shanty is my ghost.

you need to be doggied harshly only this is your cure,i alone enough for you all jesters as God empowers me to do so.

shantystar · 03-26-09, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Shanty played in my Lose Bread Some Bread contest and went 0-1.

I'm in complete shock and awe that he didn't file some sort of complaint that I ripped him off. I feel left out!

what!

Bread · 03-26-09, 01:49 PM

Yep...I didn't know who you were back then Shanty, but I do now! You played my contest and that makes me happy!!!

Official Records Used to date (35-43-1):

Pico 2-0
MonkeyFocker 2-0
losturmarbles 1-0
imaweiner 1-0
Willie Bee 1-0
Slickfazzer 1-0
Richkas 1-0
Vincepcion 1-0
Fiasco 3-1
Sexymit 2-1
thdchr 2-1
Matt Rain 2-1
Pavyracer 2-1
Junkyard Dog 2-1
Yisman 1-1
Amby 1-1
Mexican Stallion 1-1
Treece 1-1
SpartyPT11 1-1
Kipper32 1-1
BigJoe1212 1-1
Rumpled Foreskin 1-1
The Prick 1-1
Chi Archie 1-1
Untiltheendoftime 1-1
Robust 1-1
Ryan Speer 0-1-1
SamsnCharge 0-1
Gordon Gekko 0-1
AgainstAllOdds 0-1
Fearless 0-1
thegifted 0-1
Vonnegut 0-1
Rogue Scholar 0-1
LT Profits 0-1
JJ Gold 0-1
Casperwaits 0-1
So I'm Zach 0-1
Shortstop 0-1
ringmeup 0-1
Smarmy 0-1
Onthewhat 0-1
themajormt 0-1
Smitch 0-1
Iwinyourmoney 0-1
RyanXL 0-1
trytrytry 0-1
Sforz 0-1
Shantystar 0-1
Bob Harvey 0-1
hhsilver 0-1
GamblingMike 0-1

VegasDave · 03-26-09, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by shantystar

but all othe rmods.seems poor and hungry for money!.

I must agree, I am hungry for a lot of things, and money is one of them.

shantystar · 03-26-09, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Yep...I didn't know who you were back then Shanty, but I do now! You played my contest and that makes me happy!!!

Official Records Used to date (35-43-1):

Pico 2-0
MonkeyFocker 2-0
losturmarbles 1-0
imaweiner 1-0
Willie Bee 1-0
Slickfazzer 1-0
Richkas 1-0
Vincepcion 1-0
Fiasco 3-1
Sexymit 2-1
thdchr 2-1
Matt Rain 2-1
Pavyracer 2-1
Junkyard Dog 2-1
Yisman 1-1
Amby 1-1
Mexican Stallion 1-1
Treece 1-1
SpartyPT11 1-1
Kipper32 1-1
BigJoe1212 1-1
Rumpled Foreskin 1-1
The Prick 1-1
Chi Archie 1-1
Untiltheendoftime 1-1
Robust 1-1
Ryan Speer 0-1-1
SamsnCharge 0-1
Gordon Gekko 0-1
AgainstAllOdds 0-1
Fearless 0-1
thegifted 0-1
Vonnegut 0-1
Rogue Scholar 0-1
LT Profits 0-1
JJ Gold 0-1
Casperwaits 0-1
So I'm Zach 0-1
Shortstop 0-1
ringmeup 0-1
Smarmy 0-1
Onthewhat 0-1
themajormt 0-1
Smitch 0-1
Iwinyourmoney 0-1
RyanXL 0-1
trytrytry 0-1
Sforz 0-1
Shantystar 0-1
Bob Harvey 0-1
hhsilver 0-1
GamblingMike 0-1

what!what!

Immortality · 03-26-09, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by shantystar

what!what!

***** ****

Bread is a baseborn!swine!you no trust him. He is swindler!boar!

shantystar · 03-26-09, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by VegasDave

I must agree, I am hungry for a lot of things, and money is one of them.

and thats from snatching others rankins in sbr contest as i knockedout theprick as four times i went 4-0 in that contest,see post,with underdogs.but no prize i posted these pcks on mondays these days.

Bread · 03-26-09, 02:07 PM

Can I get a WHAT!WHAT!