Just Cracked A Beer

[ItchyHooHoo]

70 degree skiing, ur a bastard im stuck in san diego with great weather and no snow, f my life, insted im going to a major beer pong tourney that starts at noon, if my team wins we get 4 days in vegas and a 1000 ticket to the beer pong championship, we win that we get 50,000, wish me luck

Beer pong championship

Anyone wondering why our country is collapsing?

[RageWizard]

70 degree skiing, ur a bastard im stuck in san diego with great weather and no snow, f my life, insted im going to a major beer pong tourney that starts at noon, if my team wins we get 4 days in vegas and a 1000 ticket to the beer pong championship, we win that we get 50,000, wish me luck

Dude, don't even, you were hanging out pissing on forest fires while the people in the northeast were suffering through some cold ass wheather to get that snow. And if your in the Mineesota, Montana area, just kill yourself already, them places are way to effing cold for anyones good.

[raydog]

due to the added stress of the maid, i have opted for a zingzang bloody with only 2 shots of absolute instead of the normal 3. every fukking jackbag who gambles has pounded me with cincy and fla 1st half. these fukkers know something i dont?

[RageWizard]

RW you bastard! I just said I liked you!!

BEEMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Welcome back! let's do it again buddy!

I'm just kidding, I hope you have a great day playing the books, I will only be placing small wagers against you. Hopefully this will charge you up to pick some winners for yourself to spite me and make me turn the other way. It's OK, really, I have made too much money lately especially since Obama came to office, so I can take some punishment.

[RageWizard]

Later Beayches. I'm off to do a Sonny Bono. Wait, I mean a Michael Phelps fog machine demonstration, then a Sonny Bono. Good luck everyone.

[pavyracer]

RageWizard will be showing off some bling bling and buy us all drinks at the bash with the shitload he made this year at the stock market.

[Bread]

RW take me in as asst. VP. I can learn to make great coffee!!

[Bread]

Cinc 2nd half over 74.5 (dont like this one too much, but have a tingling in my balls)

st joes first ahlf -7.5

Col-KS st under 132.5.

[Bread]

Cal first half over 63
Rhode Island -10.5
usf _+3.5
USF first half +2

ALRIGHT FK YEA!!!

[Bread]

COME ONE CINCY-SETON HALL OT!!!

[Bread]

oh well.
Manhattan -1.5. Because I love to shop. I'm a homo. Get it?

[Bread]

Col KS 2nd half under 73.5 easy.

ore ucla first half under 71.5

I cant see.

[Robyn]

idiot!.babycalf!

[pavyracer]

Evening Robyn's chores:

6:30 pm: Ride Bread's gigantic pony for 20 min. If he cums early keep riding him and stuff viagra down his throat.

7:00 pm: Bring munchies and beer in front of TV for tonight's UFC fights. Make sure Bread's throne is clean and comfy.

8:00 pm: Call jjgold for phone sex. Remind him to send the payment from last week's sessions or she would change her voice to Frankestein.

8:30 pm: Call Teela and tell her she can have Bread for one night if she buys him beer and pay all his gambling debts. Make sure he uses protection because she doesn't want to raise Bread's illegitimate kid.

9:00 pm: Keep Bread busy in front of UFC fights so she can sneak out and party with some real men.

[Bread]

Unreal. Just when you think you know somebody.

Et tu, Pavy?

[Bread]

OK shitty finger I did AZ -6. Let's cash like men!!

Also jumped on
Princeton under 123
Elon over 140.5
GW +5!!!!!!!!

[Bread]

Smelly Finger we're looking good on this AZ game!!

[Bread]

Smelly Finger nice call on AZ!! PM me...

[RogueJuror]

plastering your face on videos gonna lose your job at the tribune you fuk

[Robyn]

I will never make a video because it would destroy my political career.

[RogueJuror]

robyn you always been the sharp one

call me

[Robyn]

RJ, we are watching the UFC PPV right now. You still in NY?

[RogueJuror]

yes baby

im a new yorker now

manhatan upper west side

ill call bread tell him to answer 646 #

[Robyn]

He won't answer now...PPV is on.

[FingerStink]

Smelly Finger nice call on AZ!! PM me...

Done! Glad it won.

[RogueJuror]

where's teela

[Robyn]

Probably out on a date.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Know what you mean now about the Bullets, Bread. Painful to watch them take a huge shit in this game.

[Bread]

fukk the bullets and fukk jim miller.

MF do any casinos in Vegas show ufc fights?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Yeah. Stations do. Most strip casinos don't, especially if the fights are here. They do a closed-circuit room if they are here...

[Bread]

k, thx.

[tacomax]

Bread, I like the thread and all that but please make it the only one. If you started a thread everytime you cracked open a beer then within 3 weeks you'd have more posts than jjgold.