Just Cracked A Beer

wtf · 03-07-09, 10:23 AM

whiskey in the fifth

FingerStink · 03-07-09, 10:23 AM

Arizona Wildcats -the points

ItchyHooHoo · 03-07-09, 10:25 AM

richmond plus 6...or money line like me

Bread · 03-07-09, 10:25 AM

Godammit wtf I don't bet on filthy steeds!!!

Fingerstink, we're on. What time is that?

If it wins, I'm sending you $25 because I think you're sexy.

SamsNCharge99 · 03-07-09, 10:25 AM

Minnesota -5 12:00

FingerStink · 03-07-09, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Godammit wtf I don't bet on filthy steeds!!!

Fingerstink, we're on. What time is that?

If it wins, I'm sending you $25 because I think you're sexy.

7:30 ET sorry it is late but a winner is a winner and we both like Bread. G/L to us!

Bread · 03-07-09, 10:34 AM

Alright. AZ it is. I'll post in here to let you know what line I get. If it cashes, I'll send you some money to get your finger cleaned. You filthy bastard.

Richkas · 03-07-09, 10:35 AM

What a drunk

ItchyHooHoo · 03-07-09, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Alright. AZ it is. I'll post in here to let you know what line I get. If it cashes, I'll send you some money to get your finger cleaned. You filthy bastard.

He stuck it in my itchy hoo hoo. Sorry

pavyracer · 03-07-09, 10:35 AM

Robyn's morning to do list:

7:00 am - Blow Bread for 30 seconds till he cums
7:10 am - Take a bath with the Jack Rabbit vibrator
7:40 am - Pour cereal and beer on Bread's bowl and take it up in his bedroom
7:50 am - Blow Bread for 45 seconds till he cums
8:15 am - Go buy 5 cases of Milwaukee's Best for Bread
9:00 am - Blow Bread for 60 seconds till he cums
9:30 am - Deposit $500 at all of Bread's books to last him till 3:00 pm

Bread · 03-07-09, 10:36 AM

Pavy...pretty close! But Robyn showers, not bathe...DUH!

Richkas · 03-07-09, 10:39 AM

Go buy 5 cases of Milwaukee's Best for Bread

Its a shame shes throwing her life away.

wtf · 03-07-09, 10:39 AM

*** three times before ten am is very impressive

FingerStink · 03-07-09, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Alright. AZ it is. I'll post in here to let you know what line I get. If it cashes, I'll send you some money to get your finger cleaned. You filthy bastard.

LOL.

Lets bang it!

Bread · 03-07-09, 10:51 AM

Pavy, behave yourself today. I'm drinking in the AM and if you keep it up, I'll post a real picture of "Ms. South Dakota".

So behave buddy.

wtf · 03-07-09, 10:53 AM

pavy said in a post yesterday he met his wife at a strip club, was miss south dakota in a strip club, or what is the truth?

jjgold · 03-07-09, 10:56 AM

I wonder why guys do not win here

Bread · 03-07-09, 10:58 AM

wtf...ummmm...no.

Ms South Dakota is a classy woman. She would never be in a strip club. Pavy is just playing tricks.

jjgold · 03-07-09, 11:00 AM

What clowns

Things I did already today

1. Lifted Weights
2. Did some yardwork
3. Checked Roof
4. Nail Shut two windows
5. Painted a door
6. Shopped for cole cuts
7. Lit over 30 candles in my pad

As you can see liquor was not on the list because it makes you non productive.

Immortality · 03-07-09, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by Richkas

Its a shame shes throwing her life away.

Yeah maybe she should be with a crackhead stiff who lives in a trailer like you.

Bread · 03-07-09, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

What clowns

Things I did already today

1. Lifted Weights
2. Did some yardwork
3. Checked Roof
4. Nail Shut two windows
5. Painted a door
6. Shopped for cole cuts
7. Lit over 30 candles in my pad

As you can see liquor was not on the list because it makes you non productive.

Things I didn't do today:

1. Make a list of everything I did today so I could make a post on SBR documenting all the things I did.
2. Breathe.

Fukk you JJ! Fukk You!!!!!

ItchyHooHoo · 03-07-09, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

What clowns

Things I did already today

1. Lifted Weights
2. Did some yardwork
3. Checked Roof
4. Nail Shut two windows
5. Painted a door
6. Shopped for cole cuts
7. Lit over 30 candles in my pad

As you can see liquor was not on the list because it makes you non productive.

nail shut 2 windows

\\next on your list: home depot for 2 new windows

wtf · 03-07-09, 11:05 AM

ok, now things are getting fukin creepy

LIGHT 30 candles

how uber fukin gay is that

pavyracer · 03-07-09, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

What clowns

Things I did already today

1. Lifted Weights (penis weights to lengthen 2.4 in dick)
2. Did some yardwork (pissed on grass weeds to kill them)
3. Checked Roof (sunbathed bald head to grow hair)
4. Nail Shut two windows (broke window to file insurance claim)
5. Painted a door (used stolen paint from Lowes )
6. Shopped for cole cuts (stole from expired meat thrown in trash bin behind store)
7. Lit over 30 candles in my pad (trying to set my duplex on fire for insurance fraud)

As you can see liquor was not on the list because it makes you non productive.

Read the real story.

raydog · 03-07-09, 11:11 AM

damn, still feeling too bad to crack a beer. thats fukkin sick bread, sick. to make things worse, for some ignorant reason i told the maid that saturday at 11 would be a fantastic time for her to come clean.duh

now i gotta hear the fukking vacuum run for an hour while im trying not to puke and shit all over myself from the flu. forget about watching games in peace

jjgold · 03-07-09, 11:14 AM

Richie I agree with you

What a shame for Robyn

ItchyHooHoo · 03-07-09, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by raydog

damn, still feeling too bad to crack a beer. thats fukkin sick bread, sick. to make things worse, for some ignorant reason i told the maid that saturday at 11 would be a fantastic time for her to come clean.duh

now i gotta hear the fukking vacuum run for an hour while im trying not to puke and shit all over myself from the flu. forget about watching games in peace

If you do shit on yourself, the vaccuum is the least of your worries.

Bread · 03-07-09, 11:16 AM

raydog if you have the flu, you should not even be thinking about beer. You sick Fukk.

Early plays! yay!

Cincy -6.5

Uconn/Pitt first half under 65.5

LET'S DRINK AND WIN! LIKE MEN!

RageWizard · 03-07-09, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Robyn's morning to do list:

7:00 am - Blow Bread for 30 seconds till he cums
7:10 am - Take a bath with the Jack Rabbit vibrator
7:40 am - Pour cereal and beer on Bread's bowl and take it up in his bedroom
7:50 am - Blow Bread for 45 seconds till he cums
8:15 am - Go buy 5 cases of Milwaukee's Best for Bread
9:00 am - Blow Bread for 60 seconds till he cums
9:30 am - Deposit $500 at all of Bread's books to last him till 3:00 pm

Oh to be young again. If I *** twice in a single day, it was a great day. to spill a load three times before 10, would probably put me in the hospital.

Here's what i did so far.

6:00 woke the fuk up.
6:00.30 rolled over and fukked the old lady with 0 foreplay.
6:00.35 finished.

not really
6:15 actual finishing time for today.
6:15.01 passed out again.
10:00 woke the fuk up again.
10:05 showered
10:20 ate some Frooty Pebbles
10:30 came on line to check the degeneration base.
and at noon it is time to go sking today. It is freaking awesome outside today and it will get up to around 70- degrees. So I am forced to go skiing.

Bread · 03-07-09, 11:45 AM

I like Rage Wizard. I like that guy.

bmw530i · 03-07-09, 11:49 AM

Instant gratification either way big fella!
Uconn Pitt 1st Half Under 65

RageWizard · 03-07-09, 11:50 AM

For real though guys, with the doom and gloom in the stock market making me more money than I deserve to have, I feel that I can expand my investment base to get back in on some college basketball.

What better way than to Col Klink some of the plays on a thread made with Bread. Plus I know you just had a winning night so today, the odds are in my favor.

ijustwant2bpaid · 03-07-09, 11:52 AM

70 degree skiing, ur a bastard im stuck in san diego with great weather and no snow, f my life, insted im going to a major beer pong tourney that starts at noon, if my team wins we get 4 days in vegas and a 1000 ticket to the beer pong championship, we win that we get 50,000, wish me luck

Bread · 03-07-09, 11:56 AM

RW you bastard! I just said I liked you!!

BEEMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Welcome back! let's do it again buddy!