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  • BigDeem5
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-26-11
    • 17191

    #71
    Neighbor probably took his/her's kids gift card and gave it to sweeper.


    After psychoanalyzing the situation, i believe he gave it to Kenny (sweep) b/c he is always so fukking dazed and fukking out of it because of the blow that he figured an expresso or some juiced up coffee would do him some damn good so he could have the energy to plow his driveway more often..... he figures the more caffeine he feeds Kenny, the more his driveway is done.... hence, next time you may get a $10 Starbucks gift card, etc.

    Neighbor is playing mind games, we'll see if Kenny is smart enough to cut the deeds off now or continue to feed into his demented charade.
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    • Thor4140
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-09-08
      • 22296

      #72
      Originally posted by Squidder
      I'd give u a $5 coupon to go fukk yourself. You always do shit expecting a reward? Honestly I'd be satisfied the guy took the time to get you anything. Prick.
      Ditto.
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      • manny24
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-22-07
        • 20046

        #73
        next time it snows just throw a handful od roofing nails in the driveway

        offer to change the flat for a fifty sheet

        walla everybody gets what they deserve
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        • Thor4140
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-09-08
          • 22296

          #74
          Originally posted by JMon
          Not bad, I don't have snow blower and shovel by hand. My neighbor has a fukkin huge snow blower. He stops right on (and not a fukking inch more) the property line.
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          • allabout the $$$
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-17-10
            • 9843

            #75
            Originally posted by manny24
            next time it snows just throw a handful od roofing nails in the driveway

            offer to change the flat for a fifty sheet

            walla everybody gets what they deserve
            what did the neighbor do to deserve that?
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            • Russian Rocket
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-02-12
              • 43910

              #76
              Sweep, I'm not a big Starbucks drinker, but I can tell you one thing...more than likely they bought those 5 dollar cards in bulk and they keep them around specifically for the events like this (someone shows up uninvited with a snow blower, lawn mower....etc)

              If you go online to buy a gift card from that place, you won't be able to find anything for less than $15. Most $5 cards that you can get individually would be e-cards that you have to print out.

              So when the other guy took time to go to the store and get a you a fukking 30 pack...these fukking guys didn't even have to leave their house to get you a present
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              • Squidder
                SBR High Roller
                • 01-28-14
                • 102

                #77
                Lmfao!

                Originally posted by InTheDrink
                Sweep my fukkin driveway and I'll leave you a 30 rack of miller lites. Fukkin all empty.
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                • 19th Hole
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-22-09
                  • 18954

                  #78
                  I know that you East Coast guys have a ton of sno. Neighbor (Sweep) is geeked out of his mind jammin'
                  a sno blowin' machine up and down sidewalks and driveways. The going rate on big sno must be at least $40-$50
                  dollars. Sweep seems like a stand up guy but who would blame him if he does neighborly damage with
                  a B-L-O-W-T-O-R-C-H.
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                  • King Mayan
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-22-10
                    • 21326

                    #79
                    What's a snow blower??
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                    • manny24
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-22-07
                      • 20046

                      #80
                      Originally posted by allabout the $$$
                      what did the neighbor do to deserve that?
                      Aller unless they are deaf dumb and blind they have had fair warning and plenty of time to move

                      not Sweeper's fault he is a savage

                      Aller turn down for what?
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                      • ThaTopMoron
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 04-30-10
                        • 27020

                        #81
                        Originally posted by greenhippo
                        Or banging his son?
                        American Beauty? you paranoid prick
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                        • King Mayan
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-22-10
                          • 21326

                          #82
                          Originally posted by sweep
                          Neighbor code of conduct: "watch my back, Ill watch yours...Scratch my back, Ill scratch yours"

                          Bunch of apartment dwellars in here with the neg feedback
                          motherfukker you would be living in section 8 apartments if it wasn't for your mothers patience
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                          • 19th Hole
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-22-09
                            • 18954

                            #83
                            SWEEPER....

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                            • sweep
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-09-10
                              • 16753

                              #84
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                              • Soxsfan9
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 3705

                                #85
                                Its called Karma.... stop being a selfish B*TCH and accept his gift!
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                                • Soxsfan9
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 3705

                                  #86
                                  drink the 30 pack, give the wife the $5 card- its not that difficult.

                                  Would you have rather spend the 20 minutes it took blowing out his driveway with the old lady!

                                  figure it out
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                                  • BIGDAY
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 02-17-10
                                    • 48245

                                    #87
                                    Sweeeeeeeeper!!!

                                    How the fuk aren't you passed out yet!!???


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                                    • MoneyLineDawg
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-01-09
                                      • 13253

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by manny24
                                      Aller unless they are deaf dumb and blind they have had fair warning and plenty of time to move

                                      not Sweeper's fault he is a savage

                                      Aller turn down for what?
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                                      • Zenyatta 19-1
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-18-10
                                        • 1831

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by JMon
                                        Not bad, I don't have snow blower and shovel by hand. My neighbor has a fukkin huge snow blower. He stops right on (and not a fukking inch more) the property line.
                                        LOOL thanks for the laugh
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                                        • Louisvillekid1
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-17-07
                                          • 52143

                                          #90
                                          chill the fukk out everyone
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                                          • texhooper
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-05-09
                                            • 10001

                                            #91
                                            i'm just amazed that apparently where it snows a lot, people can leave a 30 pack of beer on a front porch. i've had a rake stolen off my front porch before. a fukking old ass, shitty rake.
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                                            • InTheDrink
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-23-09
                                              • 23983

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                              chill the fukk out everyone
                                              Lkidder power posting from 2am to 6am

                                              LKidder unrale
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                                              • sweep
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-09-10
                                                • 16753

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                Lkidder power posting from 2am to 6am

                                                LKidder unrale
                                                just text him, no response...prob in a coma
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #94
                                                  Sweeper sent me schedule books last week

                                                  Now he is not talking to me

                                                  I guess he thought I was going to fukkin send he something

                                                  wtf?
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                                                  • sweep
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-09-10
                                                    • 16753

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Sweeper sent me schedule books last week

                                                    Now he is not talking to me

                                                    I guess he thought I was going to fukkin send he something

                                                    wtf?



                                                    I get books sent to me courtesy of boatboatboat, ill have him put you on the list
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                                                    • InTheDrink
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-23-09
                                                      • 23983

                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by sweep
                                                      just text him, no response...prob in a coma
                                                      Saturday night livin right hheyyeuy
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