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  • sweep
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-09-10
    • 16753

    #1
    And the FUKK YOU of the day goes to.....
    Neighbor on the right....

    Here's the back story:

    Last week we got hit w/ about half a foot of snow. Being the nice neighbor that I am, I ran the snow blower to both the left and right side neighbors. Walk way & driveway, took me a few hours but no big deal.

    The day after my left side neighbor drops me off a 30pk of bud light ().....Sitting on the porch this morning w/ my local newspaper was a $5 gift card to Starbucks attached with a note: "Thanks for the snow removal neighbor!!"

    $5 gift card

    The fukk is that gonna get me at that yuppie coffee house?? A half a fukkin scone


    Here's to you neighbor on the right, have fun diggin' out next storm, Prick


  • tony_come
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-31-10
    • 21695

    #2
    Sweep the neighbor in the right is out of town until next month

    Relax pal
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    • Mitchell88
      SBR MVP
      • 12-16-12
      • 4334

      #3
      happens every time when there has been a lot of snow. I plow beginning of the season all the little extra things that I do get good tips and all the people that are friends that I plow and shovel their walk hook me up. Last storm a couple days ago I did my friends moms drive it is a huge driveway. She usually throws me thirty bucks. This time she called and called me saying she needed to get out(she is not even a real customer) then when I'm done she offers me a cup of coffee??? I say I just got one at Dunks, she says alright say hi to the family closes the door. WTF
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      • PaperTrail07
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-29-08
        • 20423

        #4
        He would have been better giving nothing at all lmao
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        • BIGDAY
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 02-17-10
          • 48245

          #5
          I blew out my neighbor and a case of brew was on my doorstep.
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          • Chi_archie
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-22-08
            • 63172

            #6
            He should hope you don't set fire to his lawn this summer
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            • Squidder
              SBR High Roller
              • 01-28-14
              • 102

              #7
              I'd give u a $5 coupon to go fukk yourself. You always do shit expecting a reward? Honestly I'd be satisfied the guy took the time to get you anything. Prick.

              Originally posted by sweep
              Neighbor on the right....

              Here's the back story:

              Last week we got hit w/ about half a foot of snow. Being the nice neighbor that I am, I ran the snow blower to both the left and right side neighbors. Walk way & driveway, took me a few hours but no big deal.

              The day after my left side neighbor drops me off a 30pk of bud light ().....Sitting on the porch this morning w/ my local newspaper was a $5 gift card to Starbucks attached with a note: "Thanks for the snow removal neighbor!!"

              $5 gift card

              The fukk is that gonna get me at that yuppie coffee house?? A half a fukkin scone


              Here's to you neighbor on the right, have fun diggin' out next storm, Prick


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              • sweep
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-09-10
                • 16753

                #8
                Originally posted by Chi_archie
                He should hope you don't set fire to his lawn this summer
                LoL

                where's the pic Arch, I know you got it somewhere
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                • manny24
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-22-07
                  • 20046

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BIGDAY
                  I blew out my neighbor and a case of brew was on my doorstep.
                  did you end up shoveling the driveway too?
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                  • sweep
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-09-10
                    • 16753

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Squidder
                    I'd give u a $5 coupon to go fukk yourself. You always do shit expecting a reward? Honestly I'd be satisfied the guy took the time to get you anything. Prick.
                    Oh Fawk!!

                    My neighbors a poster here!
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                    • James D
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-03-13
                      • 2040

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PaperTrail07
                      He would have been better giving nothing at all lmao
                      I agree paper.

                      squidder I think you are off on this one. Sweep did not say that he was expecting something, however of I guy was nice enough to take care of both your walkway and driveway a "thank you very much " is better then a five dollar gift card.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Sweeper never do anything looking for something in return

                        Your neighbor might not have much
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                        • t-wizzle
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-18-09
                          • 38099

                          #13
                          Would have been better if it was a wawa gift card.
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                          • sweep
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-09-10
                            • 16753

                            #14
                            Originally posted by James D
                            I agree paper.

                            squidder I think you are off on this one. Sweep did not say that he was expecting something, however of I guy was nice enough to take care of both your walkway and driveway a "thank you very much " is better then a five dollar gift card.
                            exactly Jimmy, already been over a week and like I said I was just doing a neighborly thing...not looking for anything or Id have walked around the fukkin neighborhood bangin on doors...

                            $5 is a slap, "thanks, we really aprreciate it" would be just fine with me...
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                            • stealthyburrito
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-12-09
                              • 21562

                              #15
                              Saying you're a good neighbor and then implying you did the service expecting compensation is contradictory. Thats not to say the $5 gift card is crap (it is) but you sure as fukk aren't cleaning their driveways out of some altruistic feeling.
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                              • ROFLcopter
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-16-10
                                • 4446

                                #16
                                You're contradicting yourself. There was a thank you note with the gift card. Just be honest and say that you wanted more than $5... no need to beat around the bush here
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                                • Mitchell88
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 12-16-12
                                  • 4334

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by manny24
                                  did you end up shoveling the driveway too?
                                  hahahah
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                                  • swordsandtequila
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-23-12
                                    • 9757

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Squidder
                                    I'd give u a $5 coupon to go fukk yourself. You always do shit expecting a reward? Honestly I'd be satisfied the guy took the time to get you anything. Prick.
                                    Exactly. Being a nice neighbor is doing something and not expecting anything in return. Getting something then bitching about it...
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Sweeper settle down

                                      Your implying here YOUR A BAD GUY

                                      I will tell you right now I would not want to be your neighbor

                                      Why???? Your a loose fukkin cannon
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                                      • Wulfman14
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-24-10
                                        • 8869

                                        #20
                                        Sweep take that image down...I put up the same one after losing a bet and SBR contests gave me an infraction
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                                        • sweep
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-09-10
                                          • 16753

                                          #21
                                          Neighbor code of conduct: "watch my back, Ill watch yours...Scratch my back, Ill scratch yours"

                                          Bunch of apartment dwellars in here with the neg feedback
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                                          • boeing power
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 03-23-10
                                            • 9698

                                            #22
                                            Sweep fly up to Canada and snowblow my driveway.

                                            I got this waiting for you.

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                                            • No coincidences
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 01-18-10
                                              • 76300

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sweep
                                              Neighbor on the right....

                                              Here's the back story:

                                              Last week we got hit w/ about half a foot of snow. Being the nice neighbor that I am, I ran the snow blower to both the left and right side neighbors. Walk way & driveway, took me a few hours but no big deal.

                                              The day after my left side neighbor drops me off a 30pk of bud light ().....Sitting on the porch this morning w/ my local newspaper was a $5 gift card to Starbucks attached with a note: "Thanks for the snow removal neighbor!!"

                                              $5 gift card

                                              The fukk is that gonna get me at that yuppie coffee house?? A half a fukkin scone


                                              Here's to you neighbor on the right, have fun diggin' out next storm, Prick


                                              I snowblow our neighbors' sidewalks all the time (three houses down on both sides), and no one's ever given me a damn thing. I've never thought about it before. Should I be insulted?
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                                              • bubblebuttluv
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-13-12
                                                • 5179

                                                #24
                                                Would you rather have them bought you tickets to an SBR bash in Costa Rica?

                                                No you wouldn't, because you would have to get permission from a government employee before you can leave the country because of some crime you committed.

                                                You should be happy he gave you anything at all.
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                                                • bubblebuttluv
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-13-12
                                                  • 5179

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by boeing power
                                                  Sweep fly up to Canada and snowblow my driveway.

                                                  I got this waiting for you.

                                                  He can't fly out of the country without permission.
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                                                  • sweep
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-09-10
                                                    • 16753

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by No coincidences
                                                    I snowblow our neighbors' sidewalks all the time (three houses down on both sides), and no one's ever given me a damn thing.
                                                    very neighborly thing to do, hopefully the said thank you
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                                                    • stealthyburrito
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-12-09
                                                      • 21562

                                                      #27
                                                      This would actually be funny if the neighbor on right was an 80 yr old paraplegic woman. It would make me laugh in a morbid way
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                                                      • sweep
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-09-10
                                                        • 16753

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                        This would actually be funny if the neighbor on right was an 80 yr old paraplegic woman. It would make me laugh in a morbid way
                                                        both neighbors late 30's early 40's....very young town cause of the great school systems but taxes are murder.
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                                                        • James D
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-03-13
                                                          • 2040

                                                          #29
                                                          I still agree with sweep and Paper, I am not saying sweeper did this expecting something in return. I believe a simple "thank you " would have been a better option then a five dollar gift card.

                                                          Everyone who disagrees answer this question, what would your position be if it was a one dollar gift card?
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                                                          • JMon
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-11-09
                                                            • 9800

                                                            #30
                                                            Not bad, I don't have snow blower and shovel by hand. My neighbor has a fukkin huge snow blower. He stops right on (and not a fukking inch more) the property line.
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                                                            • sweep
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-09-10
                                                              • 16753

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by JMon
                                                              Not bad, I don't have snow blower and shovel by hand. My neighbor has a fukkin huge snow blower. He stops right on (and not a fukking inch more) the property line.
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                                                              • PaperTrail07
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-29-08
                                                                • 20423

                                                                #32
                                                                Exactly
                                                                Originally posted by James D
                                                                I agree paper.

                                                                squidder I think you are off on this one. Sweep did not say that he was expecting something, however of I guy was nice enough to take care of both your walkway and driveway a "thank you very much " is better then a five dollar gift card.
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                                                                • PaperTrail07
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-29-08
                                                                  • 20423

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Agree....everyone holds down the hood together....
                                                                  Originally posted by sweep
                                                                  Neighbor code of conduct: "watch my back, Ill watch yours...Scratch my back, Ill scratch yours"

                                                                  Bunch of apartment dwellars in here with the neg feedback
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                                                                  • BIGDAY
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 02-17-10
                                                                    • 48245

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by manny24
                                                                    did you end up shoveling the driveway too?
                                                                    Set myself up perfectly for that one.

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                                                                    • Seaweed
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                                      • 26318

                                                                      #35
                                                                      if you do a good deed just to expect a present in return dont do the good deed
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