Midlife crisis. All kidding aside.

[The Prick]

bingo halls? christ ya just hit 40 not 70. bars kid. not them american legion kinda dumps. the ones where all them professional types go drinken for happy hour

[Panic]

Only bars I go to have girls in their 20's. Nice scenery but much to young for me. I stick out like a sore thumb but I'm usually to intoxicated to care. Maybe the grocery market might be the place.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Try the gym.

[Panic]

Try the gym.

Great idea, monkey.

[Teela]

I'm sure Willie would have hooked you up if you had shown up.

[Panic]

I'm sure Willie would have hooked you up if you had shown up.

Sat there for 3 hours. Unless Willie is a 23 year old mexican girl, he didnt show up.

[Teela]

Willie is the master of disguise...