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  • Ra77er
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-20-11
    • 10969

    #36
    Two in the pink one in the stink, bless those college girls
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    • stevenash
      Moderator
      • 01-17-11
      • 65731

      #37
      Fresno is not a state
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      • ChalkyDog
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-02-11
        • 9598

        #38
        Originally posted by Ra77er
        Two in the pink one in the stink, bless those college girls
        The official symbol of ASU!

        You're less likely to get an STD going rawdog on a Mexican prostitute than if you were to hook up with an ASU coed.
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        • ridik01
          SBR Sharp
          • 10-30-13
          • 346

          #39
          Fresno State will be a repeat of Hawaii in 2008 if they get into any major bowl!
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          • ridik01
            SBR Sharp
            • 10-30-13
            • 346

            #40
            Originally posted by ChalkyDog
            The official symbol of ASU!

            You're less likely to get an STD going rawdog on a Mexican prostitute than if you were to hook up with an ASU coed.
            LOL!!!!! This entire post is 100% true!
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            • Big Bear
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-01-11
              • 43253

              #41
              Originally posted by ridik01
              Football aside, you were stating Fresno state's education. Which I think ASU takes the cake in one of the worst college education programs in the US!
              why is that?

              b/c 150 students is average class size?
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              • ChalkyDog
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-02-11
                • 9598

                #42
                Originally posted by ridik01
                LOL!!!!! This entire post is 100% true!
                My buddies and I would play the ASU version of Russian Roulette when we would roll up to the ASU campus. We'd all get a girl, and the one who didn't have to go to Campus health as a result was the winner.
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                • ridik01
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 10-30-13
                  • 346

                  #43
                  Originally posted by ChalkyDog
                  My buddies and I would play the ASU version of Russian Roulette when we would roll up to the ASU campus. We'd all get a girl, and the one who didn't have to go to Campus health as a result was the winner.
                  I was stationed in Tuscon and was told if I ever went searching for college girls DO NOT GO TO ASU! Like 4 dudes I knew got STD's from chicks up there. Ridiculous!
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                  • Big Bear
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-01-11
                    • 43253

                    #44
                    Originally posted by ridik01
                    I was stationed in Tuscon and was told if I ever went searching for college girls DO NOT GO TO ASU! Like 4 dudes I knew got STD's from chicks up there. Ridiculous!
                    what type of std?
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                    • ridik01
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 10-30-13
                      • 346

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Big Bear
                      what type of std?
                      I don't know, I didn't want to know the specifics. I think herps was one!
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                      • Big Bear
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-01-11
                        • 43253

                        #46
                        Originally posted by ridik01
                        I don't know, I didn't want to know the specifics. I think herps was one!
                        herpes and aids are only 2 that antibiotics wont take care of
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                        • Big Bear
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-01-11
                          • 43253

                          #47
                          Most of the really hot girls out there dont want college dudes they want
                          dudes with money.
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                          • sneakerhead
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 07-14-10
                            • 7727

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Big Bear
                            Most of the really hot girls out there dont want college dudes they want
                            dudes with money.
                            bear stfu
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                            • stevenash
                              Moderator
                              • 01-17-11
                              • 65731

                              #49
                              Originally posted by Big Bear
                              Most of the really hot girls out there dont want college dudes they want
                              dudes with money.
                              You just described every woman with a pulse.
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                              • ChalkyDog
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-02-11
                                • 9598

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Big Bear
                                Most of the really hot girls out there dont want college dudes they want
                                dudes with money.
                                Most of the ASU coed population is So.Cal rejects. They got away from their family, because they couldn't get into a local So.Cal major university. Turn into sluts.

                                Only difference between a whore and a slut is one is does it for money. As a result, I have respect for whores.
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                                • Louisvillekid1
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-17-07
                                  • 52143

                                  #51
                                  ASU one of my favorite schools

                                  They are the Calipari of the Porn Industry
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                                  • ChalkyDog
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-02-11
                                    • 9598

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                    ASU one of my favorite schools

                                    They are the Calipari of the Porn Industry


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                                    • Killer_Demo
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 06-15-08
                                      • 8409

                                      #53
                                      How about them ducks
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                                      • bubblebuttluv
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 11-13-12
                                        • 5179

                                        #54
                                        It's a pretty well known fact that the vast majority of the chicks on the "backroom casting couch" porn site are from ASU.
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                                        • Killer_Demo
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 06-15-08
                                          • 8409

                                          #55
                                          Where u at Hippo u lil snatch. Put out a vid 2nite of how your Ducks are losing and my Dogs are still undefeated.
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                                          • thechaoz
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-23-09
                                            • 12154

                                            #56
                                            Asu wins at women for sure.. Who cares about quality of educatio.. Most of college is just about jumping through hoops for the degree.
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                                            • PaperTrail07
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 08-29-08
                                              • 20423

                                              #57
                                              the real scam....Ohio State and many other schools....film one guy and broadcast it to thousands to branches of the school in various parts of the state try 5000 kids a teacher
                                              Originally posted by Big Bear
                                              why is that?

                                              b/c 150 students is average class size?
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