Bread throws down the gauntlet for a rap-off

[Teela]

Bread, make a rap involving a platypus, hockey, and a snuggie.

And...go.

[Bread]

I said "Melly-Mel"
She said "You touch me well"
I said "Beat the jerk"
She said "Dirt"
I said "Seems so wrong"
She said "Shut the **** up"
I said "Let me turn the camera off"
She said "No"
I said "How'd you do that?"
She said "Don't you worry"
I said "You're getting this dick"
She said "Hurry"

[Bread]

Daggerkobe had a farm
EE YI EE YI OHHHH
And on that farm he had no balls
EE YI EE YI OHHHH
With a here
And a there
Here there
Everywhere a
Daggerkobe had a farm
EE YI EE YI OHHHH

[BeatTheJerk]

daggerkobe had a farm
ee yi ee yi ohhhh
and on that farm he had no balls
ee yi ee yi ohhhh
with a here
and a There
here There
Everywhere a
Daggerkobe had a farm
ee yi ee yi ohhhh

gay !

[Bread]

Incorrect

[smarmy]

dr. seuss is waaaayyy out of my league. I'm a white guy.

[Willie Bee]

Think crackers can't rap?
you just wait and see
I come from the sticks
the name's Biggie Bee
I can busta' move
and I got the funk
I know what's cool
I know what's krunk
The bitches dig me
pure satisfaction
You betta' not screw up
or you'll get infraction
Uh huh, uh huh, you get infraction
Your posting days will be in traction
Now it's time for some vinyl scratching
(scratch-scratch, scratch-scratch-scratch)

This rap ain't over
it's just beginning
let's take a tour
and go SBR cribbing
Here in the office
we are strong and mighty
We got Ivanator
and his pal called Whitey
Uh huh, uh huh, his pall called Whitey
SBR chat's resident God Almighty
You bring chat down, he makes it alrighty
(scratch-scratch, scratch-scratch-scratch)

Up on da' stage
Yeah, that's my posse
There's Crazy Lou
Drinking Martini & Rossi
Strumming the guitar
we got SBR Chris
Way out in the back
is where we keep The Prick
Robyn and Teela
are the Singing Sistahs
They so damn hot
They'll give you blistahs
Uh huh, uh huh, They'll give you blistahs
Don't say now I didn't warn you mister
Let's all play a game of Naked Twister
(scratch-scratch, scratch-scratch-scratch)

We bet moneylines, totals
and throw down on spreads
We get bike spokes
from our homey named Bread
And the easiest way
to roll in clover
is to fade JJ Gold
now this rap is over
Uh huh, uh huh, this rap is over
The day is done, there ain't no solar
Time for Biggie Bee to be a snorer
(scratch-scratch, scratch-scratch-scratch)
Word up.

[BeatTheJerk]

wow that was dope Willie holy shit ................

[Bread]

Holy shit Bee you missed your calling!

[Teela]

Wow, Willie! Impressive!

[flyingillini]

My Nigg!

[smarmy]

Willie:

[Richkas]

[Bread]

Uncle Richie...give in to your inner *****. It's OK because I put an "A" at the end.

[pavyracer]

Texican Rapper's Delight by Willie Bee

[Cloak & Dagger]

this guy looks like shit...dried up in the cold
lines old and stale..lets check this 'Bread' for mold
make a match dot com the next night shes slobbin
might have found her on flixster its the cradle hes 'Robyn'

speakin down on the man from the city Arnold resides
behind SBR's curtain where the little ghosts hide
a few lines of snow next was some feminine raps
its because the word tampa...be short for tampax

now stand back...and watch Cloak get serious
'Casper' gettin laid?.....you must be delirious
seen a thread he made....how his girl was curious
the kids below average...and that makes him furious

pays women for pics...hed never hit it though
his dates all have oddities its the next deuce bigalow
keep my name out your mouth..how you like that ploy
hop off my nutz...before I ghostbust em like akroyd

[pavyracer]

Let's make an album guys. We have enough songs now.

[Bread]

Not bad c&d. Let me recoup from my losses in a bit to retort

[RogueJuror]

[Chi_archie]

ooooooo this will be fun... come tomorrow... for now I'll let B-Red drown in sorrow....

SBR ain't no joke.......only JJ and Richkas can post and do lines of coke

hit ya manana fellas

[Willie Bee]

wow that was dope Willie holy shit ................

So 'dope' means something good now? Learn something new everyday.

So I'm driving in this morning a little after 5, listening to NPR like normal, and they're talking about this gal over in the UK who has a site called secretwriter.org. She's charging $50-$200 for poems for weddings, bat mitzvah's, parties, etc. And I'm thinking, "Wow! I only make $8 an hour at SBR (just ask JJ). I ripped that rap out in about 15 minutes. So four times 15 minutes equals an hour. I could make like $200 an hour writing raps and poems."

Anyway, I'm not turning in my two week notice yet, but if I suddenly disappear then look for links to WillieRapWorld.com down in the Promotions * Links Forum.

Everyone have a safe and prosperous Thursday

[Bread]

I would let you rap at my funeral Willie.

[Bread]

Actually, I guess I wouldn't have any say in the matter, would I?

How rude.

[Casperwaits]

Giving props to the Bee
Rappin like he's from the NYC
Future Eminem or Biggie
Only time will tell


Pavy. Your s**t is still tops.

C&D, good try. Still waiting for response on my $500 bet offer.

[Bread]

Now that I'm sober
It's over
I'm a G in this game
And G stands for Grover
Like him, I'm a monster
Like Charleze Theron
I like to gamble
When I get my beer on.

Like Obama in pajamas
I'm silly
SBR got that drama
Get banished by Willie
Who's this fine filly
On my shoulder?
Just a loaner
I have to give her back
To my main man Boner

Yo Casper. Your ass hurt?
Grab your man by the collar
Forget Big Boy Dan
Call him Big Dick Scholar
(And you thought he just had big words )

We got Pool Boy
AKA Pavy
I got an infraction
From mod-minded Crazy
Save me
Put aside some money
For a day that's rainy
Put it all on one game
Tell the books PAY ME!
My memory's grainy
Ever since birth
Came out on a mission
Put a dime on the Over
On my circumcision
Another loser
So sorry Fiveteamer
But Bread's only packing
A cocktail weiner

[AgainstAllOdds]

Pavy this is ****ing solid. Didnt know you had some style until now.

[pavyracer]

Pavy this is ****ing solid. Didnt know you had some style until now.

You like it because I said the girls want you AAO.

[BeatTheJerk]

So 'dope' means something good now? Learn something new everyday.

So I'm driving in this morning a little after 5, listening to NPR like normal, and they're talking about this gal over in the UK who has a site called secretwriter.org. She's charging $50-$200 for poems for weddings, bat mitzvah's, parties, etc. And I'm thinking, "Wow! I only make $8 an hour at SBR (just ask JJ). I ripped that rap out in about 15 minutes. So four times 15 minutes equals an hour. I could make like $200 an hour writing raps and poems."

Anyway, I'm not turning in my two week notice yet, but if I suddenly disappear then look for links to WillieRapWorld.com down in the Promotions * Links Forum.

Everyone have a safe and prosperous Thursday

Well Willie basically theres 3 catagories of the word "Dope". Now you can call somebody a "Dope" = Idiot, or you can sell "Dope" = cocaine, and lastly you can say now a days, that song was "Dope" = good ....................

[BeatTheJerk]

I still can't get by Willies natural rappin skillz
but i'll do my best to lyrically go for the kill
As a shorty growin up alot of things I gave up
from smokin bones in the staircase
dreamin about how I wanted to be in cuffs
playin sports just wasn't enough
I wish I could turnback the hands of time
but this is not a reality but something I wish to find

[Bread]

BTJ...that was beautiful and it brought a solemn tear to my eye.

[RogueJuror]

ayaya bread

[BeatTheJerk]

BTJ...that was beautiful and it brought a solemn tear to my eye.

[Bread]

Traveling the world
There goes Rogue Juror
Parties with everyone
Even drank with the Fuhrer
On the other hand
You have BTJ
First impression
Extremely gay

[BeatTheJerk]

BTJ extremely gay ?
what are you trying to say
I'll show you gay once robyn rides daddys horse
listen up bread and take notes I'm about to send through a course.

[Bread]

A course? Of course!
Intercourse with a man.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
This one didn't rhyme
But was heartfelt