Bread throws down the gauntlet for a rap-off

[Bread]

To all my e-ne-mies
Test these
Testes

To those that boast
That they catch Bread ghost
I'll fk you up
Like Bea Arthur
At a roast

So tread lightly
Don't wanna fight me
My shit is mo better
Like Spike Lee

Cloak & Dagger?
Joke & Fagger
Daggerkobe
Ja blow me
Or that is
Suck my cock
Like Uncle Richie's
Mortal

I won't ban you
Like Willie Bee
It'll be much worse
Ya feel me?



OK your turn! YAY!

[blittydeuce]

word

[Robust]

Robust

[Immortality]

To all my e-ne-mies
Test these
Testes

To those that boast
That they catch Bread ghost
I'll fk you up
Like Bea Arthur
At a roast

So tread lightly
Don't wanna fight me
My shit is mo better
Like Spike Lee

Cloak & Dagger?
Joke & Fagger
Daggerkobe
Ja blow me
Or that is
Suck my cock
Like Uncle Richie's
Mortal

I won't ban you
Like Willie Bee
It'll be much worse
Ya feel me?



OK your turn! YAY!

I need to see this is a video so we can see Bread flow.

[BeatTheJerk]

Bread your raps are lyrically weak, sometimes I dream at night about Robyns lower beak, what can I say I'm at my sexual peak ............ Now I may come acrossed as a goofy as gringo rapper, but if you step in my ring, I'll definately show you the thug in this south side cracker. holla lol

[Casperwaits]

It isn't any Wonder
Why Bread brings the thunder
Acting like the Crocodile Hunter
The crazy ass bitch from Down Under
But what he be forgetting
Is it is me he is sweating
Toaster Strudel mutha ****a
I am gonna get you sucka
Damon Wayans I ain't playing
Don't you hear what I am saying
Just cause PureGarbagge got defeated
Don't mean I have receeded
From the bombs I be dropping
Like Robyn's monkey I come hopping
Cloak and Dagger
You so ill
For Bread and I own you still
Go back to bed and take that pill
Sucking chrome off JJ's dome
My man Wonder knows the time
For Casper gives him all his rhyme
We are banging yes we are
The rap duo on SBR!!!!

[pavyracer]

Fo' shizzle mah nizzle Bread ain't a rapper

[BeatTheJerk]

lol nice casper ................. you got the name down already casper is a good gringo rap name right ?

[Boner_18]

Like Bee Arthur at a Roast.

[jjgold]

Not bad material

[BeatTheJerk]

Bread aint a rapper or a capper
He invisions all the losers on the card
and then places the cash down hard
Robyn still see's the positive side of him
but don't be fooled babygirl cuz his light is shining dim ...............

[BeatTheJerk]

Mr. wangsta (aka Bread) over here trying to be gangsta
step aside son before you get blasted by my semi automatic heat
you can't compete or finish what you started
I came to your house and fuked yo wife , and all u did was farted

[BeatTheJerk]

I got some material for your ass Bread now come back with it ....................

[Bread]

lol

[Tsoprano]

JJ, your my bitch,
come up with a new schtick,
Constantly blowing Nicky's dick.

When will this fukk get out of the red?
How was that Bread?

[pavyracer]

Hah, sicka than your average JJGold
Twist cabbage off instinct niggaz don't think shit stink
pink gators, my SBR players
Timbs for my hooligans in Newark
Dead right, if they head right, Casper there Air Nike
JJGold been smooth since days of Fishhead
Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who
do something to us, talk go through us
Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
Who us? Yeah, Sickie and AAO (ehehehe)
Close like Bread and Smarmy, stick the clutch
Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3
(Take that, take that, take that, haha!)
Bang every ** easily, busily
Recently niggaz frontin ain't sayin nuttin (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) keep my piece
Rogue Juror with the Jungleman piece (thank you God), with his peeps
Packin, askin who want it, you got it ***** flaunt it
That Newark bullshit, we on it

[Chorus: sung in imitation of part of Slick Rick's "La-Di-Da-Di"]

JJGoldie JJGoldie can't you see
Sometimes your picks just hypnotize me
And I just love your flashy ways
Guess that's why you're broke, and I'm so paid (uh)

[BeatTheJerk]

Nice remix there Pavy lol the word "niggaz" sounds hilarious coming from you bro

[Bread]

I'm quite giving
Like an organ donor
That's why this hottie
On my shoulder left Boner
Hold your girl close BTJ
Or I'll own her
She has no time
For a gumba stoner

Hey yo Casperwaits
He who masturbates
At the pearly gates
goes to hell.

But in your country song
Where it all goes wrong
You're already there
Oh well.

[Bread]

Holy shit Pavy wins hands down.

[Casperwaits]

BTJ talking all MLK black,
Dropping rhymes from his sack,
Cause he called Breads shit wack.
But who are we kidding,
Cause it's your underwear you be skidding,
When I bring the headache you try to be ridding,
You want out of my hell?
Don't ask and do tell,
For RogueScholar got that avenue covered,
When he bitched you out and called you "his lovered",
So here I am all up on you and hovered,
Knowing just one thing,
I can make this rap sing,
If your avatar gives me a ring,
I will wash her in bling,
No need to refute
I made all you wankstas points moot
Stay outta my way
For Casper is HERE TO STAY


BOOYAHH!!!!

[BeatTheJerk]

Fellas fuk this let me be frank, BTJ got pussy lined up
So let me invite you into my world of game, it's ah shame
most niggas can't hang with the best of them , always
frontin and failing like the rest of them, holla !

[BeatTheJerk]

Oh casper wanna talk shit now ok "I reloaded" !!!!!!
Now we all know Casper is the worlds most friendliest ghost
so heres a toast to you and your fell short ryhmes
you aint on my level so why don't you just save yo preshious time ..........

[Bread]

Pavy amaze me
Or should I say amaze us
Went diving for the cross
Came up with my anus

Shouldn't surprise me
I see where your eyes be
Makin RogueScholar holler
Blinding

[Casperwaits]

I may have to bow down
Pavy and BTJ go grab that crown
I am all up in AAO's vid
What is up with this kid?
Damn, I need a new life
Get a job, maybe a wife
For SBR is my addiction
Dropping rhymes, my infliction

[Teela]

unreal.

[BeatTheJerk]

I bet you we all better than Joquin Phoenix at rappin lol that clown switched careers it's gotta be one of the most random and bizarre hollywood moves in recent memory fukin idiot he is.

[BeatTheJerk]

Teelas probably like you guys are such wiggers OMG lol

[Casperwaits]

Whoa Teela be unrealing
Who is that she is feeling?
Is it her heart I be stealing?
Back to f**k off kids
It's sexual healing!!

[Bread]

Teela let me feel ya
But please shave that beaver
So when TJ Hooker bolts
I'll be right there to steal ya

I'm the way to go
More manly than AAO
And Tony Soprano
And even BTJ looks like
Barry Manilow

[BeatTheJerk]

lol I like that one bread ..............

[Casperwaits]

AAO? Say it ain't so
His "movies" make my brain feel slow
I think I just went Doh!!

[Teela]

Bread, please find a way to record these. I've missed your rap-offs.

PS: TJ Hooker? Gone.

[BeatTheJerk]

See bread you call this thing a "rap-off" cuz you a honkey
I call it a battle because I'm hung like a black mans donkey
Funny it may seem you try to come at me
Barry Manilow ? na ***** you just don't know .............

[Bread]

Casper I loved your emoticon you used in the AAO thread. Cracked me up.

TJ Hooker gone? I am so behind.

[smarmy]

what are we wrapping? You know that I'm too white to rhyme anything.