Ideas for the 2009 SBR Bash?

[BobHarvey]

I'm a bash virgin. What's in store?

[Casperwaits]

How about a SBR scavenger hunt. Obviously sports driven. We could break up into teams. I think it would be a crap load of fun

[Willie Bee]

It's a shame the Bash has to be planned around legal gambling...

Yes, quite the shock we would hold it where people could and would gamble. We should plan it in a large metropolitan area with no gambling at all, take Buztah, 5t and the boys out for a Broadway musical, then stop off for a double-double decaf latte with extra whipped cream after the show and talk about the fabulous costumes. Maybe shopping on Saturday morning and a finger sandwich lunch, fashionably late of course, on Saturday. Dinner out at some posh restaurant in the evening before a late night piano serenade back at the hotel before bidding each other adieu that evening. But they don't listen to me and you, RS

I wasn't there last year so I have many questions:

free food? the good stuff or crap?
free booze? liquor or just beer?
naked women?
what hotel?
what day (date)?
Hoipefully the festivities are LATE. I goto sleep at 6-8am vegas time, so a brunch would suck cock!
free rolls?
competitions?
free t-shirts/caps/koozies/keychains?
drinking contests?

1) Yes, the good stuff. 2) Yes - liquor, beer and wine, again the good stuff. 3) That's your business. 4) Not sure yet. 5) Pretty sure when but waiting until it's 100%. 5) No brunch planned last year, expect same to hold this year. 6) Dinner or breakfast? The rolls were free with the SBR meals, but I had to pay for my biscuits at breakfast. 7) Lots of giveaways, again the good shit. 8) Yes.

Hope I answered your questions Robust.

SBR should have a barrel in the main entrance of wherever they will be staying with the Bull Logo in front...

I like the way you think. Maybe have a JJ lookalike out front carrying SBR luggage up to the rooms and cursing when the tips are low. You can almost hear him now: "Hey pal, the book says a fcukin' dollar a bag ace. God fcuking bless."

[Robust]

thanks Wb..

and as for rooms.. i got 4-5 hotels i can stay at free.. (strat, riviera, palazzo,terribles,venitian,etc).. or is it like a party hotel where we all hang at the same place?

Robust

[RogueScholar]

Damn Willie, what you described was damn near perfect... Did you have Whitey hack into my MS Outlook diary? That was a little creepy to see how well you know my tastes.

[pavyracer]

I like the way you think. Maybe have a JJ lookalike out front carrying SBR luggage up to the rooms and cursing when the tips are low. You can almost hear him now: "Hey pal, the book says a fcukin' dollar a bag ace. God fcuking bless."

Funniest post and best idea of the year.

[mr. leisure]

Have the bash on strip instead of downtown .The golden nugget was nice but the strip is the bomb.

[RogueScholar]

We should plan it in a large metropolitan area with no gambling at all, take Buztah, 5t and the boys out for a Broadway musical,...

Willie, what about a revival of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum"???? Would that not be the most perfect show ever? It won the Tony for Best Musical back in '63, it's a flawless Sondheim masterpiece.

[Panic]

Mohegan or AC or I do not go

I'm out too.

[Willie Bee]

Robust - - - I know guys partied down late into the evening. Believe I crashed about midnight both Fri and Sat. Whatever hotel we wind up in, that's where the group functions will be (except for golf). So staying there would obviously just be more convenient for that.

RS - - - Yes, it's a bit scary that I seem to know you so well on my end as well, no pun or offer intended

Panic - - - Stand me up this Saturday and you won't even be invited Vaya con dios, compadre.

[Panic]

Robust - - - I know guys partied down late into the evening. Believe I crashed about midnight both Fri and Sat. Whatever hotel we wind up in, that's where the group functions will be (except for golf). So staying there would obviously just be more convenient for that.

RS - - - Yes, it's a bit scary that I seem to know you so well on my end as well, no pun or offer intended

Panic - - - Stand me up this Saturday and you won't even be invited Vaya con dios, compadre.

After you see the way I drink, doubt I will be invited anyway. No win situation.

[Bread]

Take video of Panic falling down as the Hooters waitresses attempt to hold him up.

Classic.

[Panic]

Take video of Panic falling down as the Hooters waitresses attempt to hold him up.

Classic.

I cant even get the girls to do that when I'm willing to pay.

[Teela]

Willie, take pictures of Panic. I think he's just another Bread ghost.

[Bread]

Willie take pictures of your Willie.

No wait I messed that all up....

[Panic]

Willie, take pictures of Panic. I think he's just another Bread ghost.

Unreal.

[flyingillini]

I can't wait, I will be there for sure. I was supposed to go, the only reason I couldn't I was in the middle of opening another Group Home.

[RogueScholar]

No, you got it right, Bread.

[daggerkobe]

A field trip to Pahrump to visit the whores.

[Willie Bee]

After you see the way I drink, doubt I will be invited anyway. No win situation.

Man, how I love a challenge.

Take video of Panic falling down as the Hooters waitresses attempt to hold him up.

We ain't going to Hooters, child's play boy. But I will take the camera in case he does it where we are going to have a cold n' crispy beverage.

Willie, take pictures of Panic. I think he's just another Bread ghost.

He might be, sum'bitch has stood us up a time or two or three before. If he doesn't show this time, I'll ban him and Bread, how's that?

PS - - - Robyn, er, I mean Teela, are you coming to the SBR is Fine in '09 Bash?

[Bread]

PS - - - Robyn, er, I mean Teela, are you coming to the SBR is Fine in '09 Bash?

You're asking the wrong person there squire.

[Willie Bee]

I'm a bash virgin. What's in store?

Bob, you'll love it. Plus I think you might be older than me and I always want more old guys to show up.

[Willie Bee]

You're asking the wrong person there squire.

Shoo, fly. Be there Saturday Panic, or else

[Panic]

Shoo, fly. Be there Saturday Panic, or else

I'm in.

[Shark79]

I like the way you think. Maybe have a JJ lookalike out front carrying SBR luggage up to the rooms and cursing when the tips are low. You can almost hear him now: "Hey pal, the book says a fcukin' dollar a bag ace. God fcuking bless."

Classic ... I can see this happening ....

[Bread]

Shoo, fly. Be there Saturday Panic, or else

Just for that..no. No she will not be there.

[diogee]

Last year was a good time...hope to be able to make it again.

[punchmaster]

A field trip to Pahrump to visit the whores.

Who says you have to drive away from Vegas to find whores?

Oh- you probably mean legalized whoring outside of Clark County...like the Chicken Ranch , etc. Why not just go for the ones sitting at the bars of most hotel/casinos...

[Willie Bee]

Just for that..no. No she will not be there.

Panic, quit it.

[Panic]

Panic, quit it.

No.

[SBR_John]

Keep in mind that joints like the Golden Nugget won't allow really cool stuff like CrazyLou in a dunk tank for insurance reasons. I wanted a boxing ring and a few minutes with JJ Gold after that lawyer crap last year but was shot down.

[Teela]

I'm Bread.

[Chi_archie]

yeah those big sumo suits would be fun

[Willie Bee]

I'm Bread.

You sure are.

[Teela]

Willie, if you can arrange a penthouse for me and a cabana boy to tend to my needs, I'll be there.