Here's a Monday Spreadsheet

[freakydave]

I don't drink beer. Too many empty calories.

I reset spreadsheet every 2-3 weeks based on w/d's and cash-outs reset it October 24th +14 units, I don't care about units, I use it to get daily wins/losses over 2+ books b/c don't feel like doing long math.

Have reset my spreadsheet 50x on SBR, have been as high as +40 units and as low as -24u. I'm not a fukin gambling savant, I'm here to let you know San Diego will not lose by more than 10 pts.

I could get buried, I could win. Simple as that

Cut the fuking psychiatric help, I don't believe in shrinks, if I need a pep talk I'll go to fukin Mr. Miyagie.

Sinker, I'm here to bet games and bet them big.

Tat, cut back on the calories, drink Captain n Coke's, and Jack and Cokes.

Fuking just got done working out, feel like a million bucks, look like a million bucks.

Appreciate the kind words, this is a fuking grind, lost $120 this weekend so far I didn't get buried, but have had much better weekends. I'm not here to be fukking rocked to sleep or sang a lullaby to, I'm here to provide gambling fuking information.

Facts are this: Mr. public joe is on Houston, "12-4" or 13-3 team, they will win this game by 14+, fact of the matter is MNF Home Dogs are +EV and usually money, I think SD covers the original 4, the teaser is protection, I have 1.5x on SD +4 - I can't root in ML bc my team of fuking idiots in a survivor pool put a pick of ours on Houston, so I'm hoping Houston wins 21-20.

I am done typing, have to shower and make some grilled chicken, if you want to fuking sweet talk me, PM me I'll give you my #.

Other than that I could lose or win with these fukking teasers but I think all of them cash, which is why I hit fukin confirm.

I have a three teamer giants +9.5(won),skins +2.5,SD +9.5 so im with ya --but some of your mlb picks look a bit sketchy (cough cubs cough)
GL

[billysink]

Ask Mrs. Sinker if Phillip Rivers is gunna fuk me.

appreciate it, unlike most here - I got fukking school to attend tonight, fukin sickening.. gunna miss skins game

Mrs. Sinker just looked at San Diego +3.5 -110 for a unit and San Diego +4 -108 for a half made 15 minutes apart, shook her head and walked away.

She gets it.

[BigDeem5]

These weren't made a minute apart, I had Youwager's locked in for a while.

[joco]

this was a interesting read. well typed argument. excellent spelling throughout. u are both clearly intelligent gueys

deemer dont worry about missing the skins game pal. just be thankful u arent in the real world yet workin a 9-5. i miss college so much. best 6 years of my life

[billysink]

These weren't made a minute apart, I had Youwager's locked in for a while.

Can't see which is which but I am assuming you determined the value @ +3.5 given it is the one unit play. Why the play @ +4 -108, when your original number could be bought at some real nice plus money

[billysink]

I have a three teamer giants +9.5(won),skins +2.5,SD +9.5 so im with ya --but some of your mlb picks look a bit sketchy (cough cubs cough)
GL

A ton of value in that play given the Cubs new penchant for loading left in the lineup and Woods career stats against Choo and Votto. Have not taken a long look but my season long memory finds this one loaded.

[broadway6]

Good luck, Deemer.

[allabout the $$$]

deemer i give you shit sometimes but your really a good kid

just have to start drinking some real alcohol not this mikes hard lemonade junk.

smart move changing your line and yes meat beating is more appropriate for a kid your age. seeing a woman getting beat even talking about it joking around isnt really a good look.

im on the chargers with you here they better come through tonight GL

[tatddy]

Unreal. Tryin to bury me.

I treat my girlfriend like gold, not jjgold, but real gold.

Sink, you're a posting paragon here - keep it up. Tell your wife to get an account, share in SBR pts.

Unreal. Deemer building his vocabulary toolbelt more at SBR than in class.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2559728-join-me-congratulating-trytrytry-being-sbr-paragon.html

And glad to hear someone else's woman enjoys SBR. Mine likes this site now....but I had to spend 45K sbr points on trips, ipads, and giftcards for her to learn how great it was. But I ain't married....if I do take that plunge no more handouts....

[theclutch7]

Wash wins it in the 4th San diego wins false hope for another disappointing season!

[theclutch7]

theclutch7

Cubs need to change their fith grade uniform. all I think of when I see it is rediculous colors and design!

[theclutch7]

Two team parley tease the over in both games

[BennyBigNuts]

I still wanna know Sinkers ghost. He always go after the same ppl. His patterns sound way too familiar.
Cmon Billy, Inquiring minds wanna know. My OCD needs the answer.



DEEMER, the best thing you said in this thread is you gotta get to school. Long as you stay in there you're a step ahead of most of the field on this forum.
Although most likely you will graduate and have a job that pays way less than mine in a casino, I'd much rather have a normal m-f 9-5 making less than the horrible schedules we work in this business.

Stop worrying about sports and focus on school. I can respect anyone who bets $10 a game as long as they admit it and don't come around trying to act like they hit the lotto n started betting dimes all of a sudden a cpl weeks later.
Laying -110 everyday on all those horseshit bets in these non-MLB sports is nothing but a waste of time and for entertainment purposes only. None of these guys are makin much.
Just fade landers and spot bet. It's your best chance.
Well stay in school, that's the REAL best chance.

GL on the chargers tonight, I took them with the pt's and moneyline very small, but I might be buried today if chokeabitch loses this tennis match. Wished I coulda live bet him after the first set +300, even if he loses I woulda pounded that. Great match going on right now by the way. Worth watching if you have action or not. 2 of the best athletes in the world.

I'm done hammering you on here. Just be honest, live clean, and good things will happen brah.
True story.

[billysink]

Benny good post.

You two deserve to be got after by a guy like me. Both of you have a passion for the game. There is very little in the game Billysink ain't seen and if he is talkin you should listen.

Of course you both need one in the fukkin ear to listen but I really think you both get that now.


If I ever see either one of the two of you we drunk and I'm tellin you fukkin stories of when I was you.

Got my ass handed to me and knew it all to. Got big and fat.

And buried.

Had some fukkin old cigar chompin four fingered Armenian/Italian shit stomper teach my the ropes. Buried him years ago and threw him the fukkin biggest block party sendoff and missed him every day since.

I got two choices here. I can play grabass with the retreads or I can fukk with you two. Win. Win. We all fukkin have a laugh, get pissed off, get the blood flowing a bit and maybe out of some fukkin chance you young fukks learn something. About wagering, life, cappin whatever. I ain't every buried either one of you fukks without trying to give you a bit to fukkin think about.

Lot of others here just like me Nutsack. We all mean well. Little rough around the edges but this ain't a fukkin Christmas party.


Good luck tonight.

And about that ghost shit. Ain't a fukkin soul here or anywhere else walk in Billy's shoes.

all fukkin real for good for bad and forever.

[billysink]

I gotta add the both of you two fukks could be some sharp prikks if you skip the bullshit fukkin time wasted is units burnt

[bubblebuttluv]

Throw the Mets first 5 on there Deemer.
I'm blessing your spreadsheet with some good Karma.

Well Benny's "Mets first 5 innings" play was a titanic failure. Mets are losing 9-0!!!!!!

Benny you are a mush fukk, trying your best to pay off your $200,000+ debt, piece of shit. You should just quit.

You talk shit because I lay chalk.

Well you have lost more than enough on your plus money plays like tonight, you broke dikk bitch.

BennyBigNuts is now down -11.17 units.

Just quit, guy.

The worst part was he posted this in Deemer's thread trying to give someone else a winner, when he can't win a damn thing.

[bubblebuttluv]

I still wanna know Sinkers ghost. He always go after the same ppl. His patterns sound way too familiar.
Cmon Billy, Inquiring minds wanna know. My OCD needs the answer.



DEEMER, the best thing you said in this thread is you gotta get to school. Long as you stay in there you're a step ahead of most of the field on this forum.
Although most likely you will graduate and have a job that pays way less than mine in a casino, I'd much rather have a normal m-f 9-5 making less than the horrible schedules we work in this business.

Stop worrying about sports and focus on school. I can respect anyone who bets $10 a game as long as they admit it and don't come around trying to act like they hit the lotto n started betting dimes all of a sudden a cpl weeks later.
Laying -110 everyday on all those horseshit bets in these non-MLB sports is nothing but a waste of time and for entertainment purposes only. None of these guys are makin much.
Just fade landers and spot bet. It's your best chance.
Well stay in school, that's the REAL best chance.

GL on the chargers tonight, I took them with the pt's and moneyline very small, but I might be buried today if chokeabitch loses this tennis match. Wished I coulda live bet him after the first set +300, even if he loses I woulda pounded that. Great match going on right now by the way. Worth watching if you have action or not. 2 of the best athletes in the world.

I'm done hammering you on here. Just be honest, live clean, and good things will happen brah.
True story.

Djokovic lost too.

I hope you die in a car crash, you scrub.

[BennyBigNuts]

Well Benny's "Mets first 5 innings" play was a titanic failure. Mets are losing 9-0!!!!!!

Benny you are a mush fukk, trying your best to pay off your $200,000+ debt, piece of shit. You should just quit.

You talk shit because I lay chalk.

Well you have lost more than enough on your plus money plays like tonight, you broke dikk bitch.

BennyBigNuts is now down -11.17 units.

Just quit, guy.

The worst part was he posted this in Deemer's thread trying to give someone else a winner, when he can't win a damn thing.

You continue to not read threads and just obsess with me BubbletheHutt, I've made my peace with Deemer today.
Stop jerking off to me 24-7, and actually read a thread.
There is more to life than eating cheetos and twinkies, and trying to lick my taint on a forum.
Stop embarrassing yourself tubby. Get over it.

[bubblebuttluv]

Anyone who wants should get in on my thread. We post winners and are up units unlike Benny who is down over 11 units.

We are on the Texans moneyline tonight. We got it last night at -200. We are betting 2 units ($200) to win 1 ($100).

Here is my thread for those who want those winners:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2561430-bubblebuttluv-multi-sport-thread-p4.html

[BennyBigNuts]

Anyone who wants should get in on my thread. We post winners and are up units unlike Benny who is down over 11 units.

We are on the Texans moneyline tonight. We got it last night at -200. We are betting 2 units ($200) to win 1 ($100).

Here is my thread for those who want those winners:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...thread-p4.html

Stop flooding other ppl's threads with your fat, lard infested, blubber/blabber.
You are annoying to everyone, which is why your thread filled with -1200 chalk posts has crickets (Unless I make an appearance in it), and no one gives a shit.

[jjgold]

Love Bubbles

Kid became a players talk star

Bubbles you still make vids??

[bubblebuttluv]

Love Bubbles

Kid became a players talk star

Bubbles you still make vids??

I don't know when the next time I will make a vid is, but I will at some point.

I'm just too busy posting winners and making the fam money, as you already know.

You good peoples, JJ. You should get down on the Texans moneyline tonight.

[jjgold]

I am on Texans in 1st half

Ok will throw a little on it

Good luck Bubbles

[bubblebuttluv]

Love Bubbles

Kid became a players talk star

Bubbles you still make vids??

Did you hear how Benny was exposed? The clown hates on guys that are overweight, and he hates on you, opie, etc. Only to reveal that he owes over $200,000 in medical bills and he feels no need to pay it back and refuses too.

JJ, in your next vid casually mention how Benny hates on people who have SBR points debt, yet won't pay his own huge monetary debt and brushes it off like a bum.

Come through for your boy, JJ. Mentioning Benny's situation in a vid would be hilarious. Especially to Opie, myself, Deemer, El Nino, etc.

Check out my new thread:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/2568956-weight-loss-vs-huge-medical-bill-debt.html

[bubblebuttluv]

I am on Texans in 1st half

Ok will throw a little on it

Good luck Bubbles

Good luck to you too, JJ.

[billysink]

Anyone who wants should get in on my thread. We post winners and are up units unlike Benny who is down over 11 units.

We are on the Texans moneyline tonight. We got it last night at -200. We are betting 2 units ($200) to win 1 ($100).

Here is my thread for those who want those winners:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...thread-p4.html

Bubs with all due respect, you a couple of shitass plays from scratch. Best grind it out and leave this shit alone. You ain't far from the side of the coin you playin.

Carry on.

[BigDeem5]

Deemer needs U50

[billysink]

Deemer good cubs play and all the rest of your shit should be right where you placed it @ +3.5


fukk the rest of it.

[BennyBigNuts]

Looking good here. 21-7 just Need them to hold this half and no bullshit at the end of the game.
Need chargers ML to end up winner today. Can't even believe I hammered this shit instead of the dodgers lol.
Chokeabitch put me on tilt. Chargers blow this and ill probly crawl into a hole with nfl for at least a month until I make another play.

[konck]

I still wanna know Sinkers ghost. He always go after the same ppl. His patterns sound way too familiar.
Cmon Billy, Inquiring minds wanna know. My OCD needs the answer.



DEEMER, the best thing you said in this thread is you gotta get to school. Long as you stay in there you're a step ahead of most of the field on this forum.
Although most likely you will graduate and have a job that pays way less than mine in a casino, I'd much rather have a normal m-f 9-5 making less than the horrible schedules we work in this business.

Stop worrying about sports and focus on school. I can respect anyone who bets $10 a game as long as they admit it and don't come around trying to act like they hit the lotto n started betting dimes all of a sudden a cpl weeks later.
Laying -110 everyday on all those horseshit bets in these non-MLB sports is nothing but a waste of time and for entertainment purposes only. None of these guys are makin much.
Just fade landers and spot bet. It's your best chance.
Well stay in school, that's the REAL best chance.

GL on the chargers tonight, I took them with the pt's and moneyline very small, but I might be buried today if chokeabitch loses this tennis match. Wished I coulda live bet him after the first set +300, even if he loses I woulda pounded that. Great match going on right now by the way. Worth watching if you have action or not. 2 of the best athletes in the world.

I'm done hammering you on here. Just be honest, live clean, and good things will happen brah.
True story.

Get fukin real they are tennis flames hitting a fuzzy ball back n forth like girls