Here's a Monday Spreadsheet

[BigDeem5]

Expecting to get hammered 4-7

[jjgold]

Good luck Deemer

[PickoMoff]

You don't think Texans can beat Chargers at -4?

[BennyBigNuts]

Throw the Mets first 5 on there Deemer.
I'm blessing your spreadsheet with some good Karma.

[BigDeem5]

I don't love Gio, but can they get 2 off him?

[BennyBigNuts]

I don't love Gio, but can they get 2 off him?

Torres been pretty stingy. Look at his home numbers so far.
Gio is my boy but I like the home price here easily.
Mets may only need a run here.
I'm sure online you can get +1/2 F5 even money or close to it.
I don't have access to those lines in Vegas.

[jjgold]

Benny what lines???

Hilton has 1st 5 innings
Wynn in think also

[BIGDAY]

Deemer was once a spot bettor. Now he Pounds action like nobody's business.

[billysink]

Deemer what the fukk happened to your sheet you were down 10 or more units. Why the reset?

I ain't even trying to stir no shit here. You gotta be honest to yourself too kid. Just resetting everything when you hit the skids is just lying to yourself. This shit about I deposited at a new book etc. is easily accounted for by filtering your sheet. Who fukkin cares what any one thinks of your efforts but you gotta be truthful to yourself. I ain't see you win yet. Anywhere. I get that you are learning any like a lot of young guys here, just can't seem to wrap your head around the fact that there is a learning curve and no shame to lose. Fukk cares what anyone thinks. You don't get extra roll because forumville thinks you cool.

And what the fukk with the 11 plays, teasers, and all the rest of this who haw hee horseshit. You can't handicap that many games properly and with a small bankroll you can never beat the variance. You just have not grasped what this is all about.

C'mon kid. You book smart now get smart. Quit lying to yourself. After today's piss reset and gimme a sheet that reflects well thought out plays that show value, bankroll management and some fukkin respect for the beast that is this game. You can't beat a beast with horseshit, only bury yourself.

I want you to win. I want you to be true to yourself.

You really ain't a bad kid but fukks sakes quit burying yourself.

[TwoWays]

serious deemer. why the fck you got 5 bets on one game.

[tatddy]

Gl pal.

Billysink yesterday isnt prologue and tomorrow may be an empty promise. Let deemer feel like a champ today.

[Vinnie Paz]

serious deemer. why the fck you got 5 bets on one game.

wow

I dont like laughing at others bets but man, wtf

[billysink]

Gl pal.

Billysink yesterday isnt prologue and tomorrow may be an empty promise. Let deemer feel like a champ today.

Although that would make a fukkin nice greeting card it has no place in gaming. There is no yesterday and no fukkin tomorrow. Just one long grind pal. And no fukkin champ ever.

Nice though.

[tatddy]

There is no yesterday and no fukkin tomorrow. Just one long grind pal.

Nice though.

Didn't I just say there is no yesterday or tomorrow? And if there is no yesterday or tomorrow how is there a long grind?

And I never said there is a champ. I said let deemer FEEL like a champ. Just want the kid to sleep like a baby. It's a virtual fukking cradle

Nobody needs the spreadsheet other than Deemer so if he isn't up 100 units he might as well take a bath.

[billysink]

Didn't I just say there is no yesterday or tomorrow? And if there is no yesterday or tomorrow how is there a long grind?

And I never said there is a champ. I said let deemer FEEL like a champ. Just want the kid to sleep like a baby. It's a virtual fukking cradle

Nobody needs the spreadsheet other than Deemer so if he isn't up 100 units he might as well take a bath.

There is no champ but go ahead and feel like one? Just what I said. Lyin to yourself won't get you up the learning curve.

Tat you know what it takes you been there. Grind got no calender. Spreadsheet up or down means nothing. An accurate picture of reality does.

This kid needs help.

[jjgold]

Big deems your the man

Thanks for all the winners you have provided

Model guys are winners

[tatddy]

There is no champ but go ahead and feel like one? Just what I said. Lyin to yourself won't get you up the learning curve.

Tat you know what it takes you been there. Grind got no calender. Spreadsheet up or down means nothing. An accurate picture of reality does.

This kid needs help.

You and I speak the same language...nothing to accomplish here. I just came in to root for Deemer. He's in college...his life is all about feeling good about winning tonight so he can happily drink a Zima later and get laid. My responses are poster specific..

To that end...gl Deem.

[billysink]

You and I speak the same language...nothing to accomplish here. I just came in to root for Deemer. He's in college...his life is all about feeling good about winning tonight so he can happily drink a Zima later and get laid. My responses are poster specific..

To that end...gl Deem.

Absolutley. Not sure about the Zima.

Fukkin hope everybody wins.

Always.

[tatddy]

Absolutley. Not sure about the Zima.

Fukkin hope everybody wins.

Always.

Again..poster specific. I've seen what he says he enjoys drinking. If it were Rudy I'd have said light beer. If it were BIGDAY or King Mayan I'd have said something associated with date rape.

My current fridge/shelf:

Ballast Point Sculpin IPA
Samuel Smiths Oatmeal Stout
21st Amendment something or other
Some cheap beer that the gets the woman going

Bushmills Irish Honey (the sweetest I'll get)

Bunch of esoteric red wines you fuks wouldn't care about

But enough of being irrelevant. I'll check back in later and hopefully Deemer is bumping one of his all I do is win threads. In all honesty I didn't even see what was on this spreadsheet.

Just.Win.Kid.

[firedawg]

Deemer in a tail spin ever since stiffgate case across the street. Karma

[gauchojake]

[BigDeem5]

I don't drink beer. Too many empty calories.

I reset spreadsheet every 2-3 weeks based on w/d's and cash-outs reset it October 24th +14 units, I don't care about units, I use it to get daily wins/losses over 2+ books b/c don't feel like doing long math.

Have reset my spreadsheet 50x on SBR, have been as high as +40 units and as low as -24u. I'm not a fukin gambling savant, I'm here to let you know San Diego will not lose by more than 10 pts.

I could get buried, I could win. Simple as that

Cut the fuking psychiatric help, I don't believe in shrinks, if I need a pep talk I'll go to fukin Mr. Miyagie.

Sinker, I'm here to bet games and bet them big.

Tat, cut back on the calories, drink Captain n Coke's, and Jack and Cokes.

Fuking just got done working out, feel like a million bucks, look like a million bucks.

Appreciate the kind words, this is a fuking grind, lost $120 this weekend so far I didn't get buried, but have had much better weekends. I'm not here to be fukking rocked to sleep or sang a lullaby to, I'm here to provide gambling fuking information.

Facts are this: Mr. public joe is on Houston, "12-4" or 13-3 team, they will win this game by 14+, fact of the matter is MNF Home Dogs are +EV and usually money, I think SD covers the original 4, the teaser is protection, I have 1.5x on SD +4 - I can't root in ML bc my team of fuking idiots in a survivor pool put a pick of ours on Houston, so I'm hoping Houston wins 21-20.

I am done typing, have to shower and make some grilled chicken, if you want to fuking sweet talk me, PM me I'll give you my #.

Other than that I could lose or win with these fukking teasers but I think all of them cash, which is why I hit fukin confirm.

[BigDeem5]

Sinker, give me a fukking winner guy. I'll ship a 1/2 unit on it.

Tat, same to you... where the fuk are your mlb plays

[billysink]

Sinker, give me a fukking winner guy. I'll ship a 1/2 unit on it.

Tat, same to you... where the fuk are your mlb plays

No plays Deem. Baseball ends Aug 31 and football starts week 5.

You ain't nowhere near not taking advice kid.

Never hurts to listen.

[billysink]

Again..poster specific. I've seen what he says he enjoys drinking. If it were Rudy I'd have said light beer. If it were BIGDAY or King Mayan I'd have said something associated with date rape.

My current fridge/shelf:

Ballast Point Sculpin IPA
Samuel Smiths Oatmeal Stout
21st Amendment something or other
Some cheap beer that the gets the woman going

Bushmills Irish Honey (the sweetest I'll get)

Bunch of esoteric red wines you fuks wouldn't care about

But enough of being irrelevant. I'll check back in later and hopefully Deemer is bumping one of his all I do is win threads. In all honesty I didn't even see what was on this spreadsheet.

Just.Win.Kid.

If your red wine is esoteric you ain't sharing it enough. Got some real nice cab sav/merlot,syrah and pinot noir vintages here in southwestern Ontario, some of the best wines I have had in years and I like a good red.

Nice menu.

[jjgold]

[BigDeem5]

No plays Deem. Baseball ends Aug 31 and football starts week 5.

You ain't nowhere near not taking advice kid.

Never hurts to listen.

Baseball doesn't end. You're leaving winners on the table, sinker.

Patience is a virtue, one I don't have.

To be successful - have to realize your faults.

I beat closers and my wife.

Sinker, you want to meet up and have a talk about strategy at dinner?

[billysink]

Baseball doesn't end. You're leaving winners on the table, sinker.

Patience is a virtue, one I don't have.

To be successful - have to realize your faults.

I beat closers and my wife.

Sinker, you want to meet up and have a talk about strategy at dinner?

That quote you use "I beat closers and my wife". Always wondered if you really found that humorous. If and when you do marry you will understand my line of question.

Never worry about a bet not made. You like to train. No different in gaming.Time off is good on occasion.

From anything

[BigDeem5]

That quote you use "I beat closers and my wife". Always wondered if you really found that humorous. If and when you do marry you will understand my line of question.

Never worry about a bet not made. You like to train. No different in gaming.Time off is good on occasion.

From anything

It obviously is a reference that is a joke, I'm not engaged or married.

It is fukking ignorant and baseless. I agree with you.

I will change it to I beat closers, and my meat. How is that?

[BigDeem5]

I used to worry about volume of bets, then I would see my 5 leans I was 4-1. I only play games I think I have an advantage in, which is why somedays it is 1, somedays 5

[billysink]

It obviously is a reference that is a joke, I'm not engaged or married.

It is fukking ignorant and baseless. I agree with you.

I will change it to I beat closers, and my meat. How is that?

I beat closers and it only matters if I win would be more appropriate. I think at your age the other is a given.

[billysink]

I used to worry about volume of bets, then I would see my 5 leans I was 4-1. I only play games I think I have an advantage in, which is why somedays it is 1, somedays 5

You haven't the bankroll to play that many. If you wager in volume you are either undervalued or overextended. Neither speaks to long term profitability.

Anyway good luck tonight.

[BigDeem5]

I beat closers and it only matters if I win would be more appropriate. I think at your age the other is a given.

Unreal. Tryin to bury me.

I treat my girlfriend like gold, not jjgold, but real gold.

Sink, you're a posting paragon here - keep it up. Tell your wife to get an account, share in SBR pts.

[billysink]

Unreal. Tryin to bury me.

I treat my girlfriend like gold, not jjgold, but real gold.

Sink, you're a posting paragon here - keep it up. Tell your wife to get an account, share in SBR pts.

Just a jab Deemer, you know Billysink and trying to bury don't quite fit in the same sentence.

Mrs. Billysink loves the site, loves the vids and the BS. Not much of a gambler took her only shot on my silly ass. That bet ain't graded yet.

[BigDeem5]

Just a jab Deemer, you know Billysink and trying to bury don't quite fit in the same sentence.

Mrs. Billysink loves the site, loves the vids and the BS. Not much of a gambler took her only shot on my silly ass. That bet ain't graded yet.

Ask Mrs. Sinker if Phillip Rivers is gunna fuk me.

appreciate it, unlike most here - I got fukking school to attend tonight, fukin sickening.. gunna miss skins game