Cheap people

[Mudcat]

He probably wouldn't wink at losing a couple of thousand on a night, but don't buy pizza and you got a problem...

You ain't wrong. When I found out what was going on with this guy, my blood pressure started rising more than being on the wrong side of an Ed Hochuli call.

My blood pressure is rising again now, thinking about it.

It's the principle dammit. He sends his little list of toppings he wants on the pizza he wants bought for him. Of all the weasely, spoiled-brat crap . . .

Shall I also pick you up at your home and transport you to your free meal on a platform of pillows?

[pico]

You all are suggesting passive aggressive solutions. What are we chicks playing games? Just tell the fvcking guy.

right on.

"hey cheap fvck, cough up some bones for the pizza or don't show up"

[LVHerbie]

Agree with the above... sounds like the way my wife talks among her friends... Just ****ing say to the guy that hey you haven't been paying for food for x number of years and we would appreciate if you took a turn like everyone else...

[Mudcat]

I guess I started the wrong topic. Everyone wants to talk about people's reactions to cheap guys but my intention was to get into his head and discuss the level of suction going on up there.

Like, how can someone be like that?

Think of the children.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN !?!?!

[tullamore]

I want to a Christmas party this past year and the host catered all the food but said BYOB. You would be amassed at how many people showed up with out any booze and preceded to drink other people booze. How fvcking cheap can you be, I had plenty to drink because I brought extra to drink and even though the food was some people brought deserts and such. How can you expect to go somewhere and mooch off everyone else is beyond me?

[pico]

mudcat sounds like a soccer mom.

[Casperwaits]

Mudcat, if you want a view into his head, I will try and give you one. If the guy isn't broke, their is a good chance he feels as long as it is not in his house, he does not have to pay for anything. I know that might sound weird, but some people believe if they have to leave their domicile to eat, it should not cost them anything (restaurants excluded).

[Mudcat]

I want to a Christmas party this past year and the host catered all the food but said BYOB. You would be amassed at how many people showed up with out any booze and preceded to drink other people booze. How fvcking cheap can you be, I had plenty to drink because I brought extra to drink and even though the food was some people brought deserts and such. How can you expect to go somewhere and mooch off everyone else is beyond me?

That's what I'm talking about. That's what sucks.

There should be a number you can call and people like that will be rounded up and thrown in a mud puddle.

That's right, a mud puddle.

[Panic]

Doing catchy phrases pertaining to one's own screen name. Doesnt get any better than that. I might have a panic attack.

[Mudcat]

Great scene from a great screenplay.

[konck]

I always have the party and always pay for the food here...Hey it's my friends ....salute!!!!!!!!!!!

[goldengoat]

gimme his email and i'll clue him in

[Mudcat]

I know everyone is waiting on the edge of their seats for an update and here it is. Everyone, including himey dude, chipped in for the vittles. That had been worked out ahead of time without my involvement. So that was a non-issue and I did not need to use his carcass for a martial arts demonstration as I feared I might.

The only food related issue was the pizza'n'wings'n'wedges sitting in my gut like a McBrick the whole game.

[wtf]

replace kevin costner with mudcat in this scene

[Casperwaits]

good update Mudder. I think your gastro situation is common amongst posters today

[jackpot269]

Great scene from a great screenplay.

Luv that fvcking movie !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pinkie hilarious

[RogueScholar]

good update Mudder. I think your gastro situation is common amongst posters today

You can say that again, Casper. I've got enough gas this morning to round up all the West Coast posters and drive them to Pittsburgh. It's days like this that I'm glad I live alone, otherwise I'd likely be banished to the patio with my laptop. Even the cats won't come near me this morning...

[Willie Bee]

replace kevin costner with mudcat in this scene

I love that scene. Love the expression on This Is CNN's face when he says, "You're from the 60s."

[Dark Horse]

Mud, an anti-climatic ending to say the least.

You could have had my portion. I would have thrown it up anyway, right before halftime. And any leftovers would have been churned to diarrhea in the last quarter.

Food's overrated.

[fiveteamer]

You should have given him carrot sticks and ginger beer.