Bread You Will Never Get A Mods Job

[smarmy]

you mean like re-write your posts then ban you for them? Willie=GOD!

[pavyracer]

I know he is a writer. Still can't tell what language his The Prick character is speaking.

[Robyn]

Correct, Smarmy.

Smarmy likes my tiara, too.

[Robyn]

Smarmy...wtf is that shirt you were wearing?? Spiderman, really?

[Panic]

Bread should be a Mod.

[Robyn]

Bread, if you were a moderator, would you bring fiveteamer back?

[flyingillini]

JJ , cradle me

[Robyn]

what is all this "cradle me" nonsense? I hope you aren't asking him to cradle your squishy's.

[flyingillini]

Caress me.

[Bread]

I would bring back Fiveteamer ASAP. No doubt. The guy is a huge asset to the forum. Pimike hates him, but he's a Christian so the right thing to do is to forgive and accept.

[RogueScholar]

Pretty much anyone that PIMike dislikes is an asset to this forum.

[Willie Bee]

I know he is a writer. Still can't tell what language his The Prick character is speaking.

Neither can I, it's almost like it's spoken to me or something, you know what I mean, pavy? Like I'm hearing this voice.

[Panic]

I would bring back Fiveteamer ASAP. No doubt. The guy is a huge asset to the forum. Pimike hates him, but he's a Christian so the right thing to do is to forgive and accept.

I figured your 1st order of business would be to get EnglishMike back.

[Bread]

EM hath forsaken us. Nothing I can do about that.

[The Prick]

I know he is a writer. Still can't tell what language his The Prick character is speaking.

yer from atlanta aint ya greg? or was that yer cousin balke? reckon you heard a little redneck once or twice.

[pavyracer]

I may be from Atlanta but I'm smarter than Texans.

[Panic]

Prick- how the hell are you out this late on the forums? I have never seen you here at night.

[The Prick]

greg- you just keep tellin yerself that, mebbe click yer heels together three times while yer at it

panic- my local waterin hole finally got a wireless network. i look like one of them fag "writers" hangin out at starbucks with a laptop, only i got a job and am drinkin shiner bock

[Panic]

Prick- I knew you were a drinker. You leave the wife at home and sit at the local bar and tell stories from your past. The good ones.

[Willie Bee]

Anyway, that's what it's like, I get this voice in my ears and have to post as The Prick. One of the selling points to be hired at SBR was the psychiatric being included on the office disability fund.

[Chi_archie]

Not interested clown. I'll leave that next opening for Chi Archie.

But understand this - If I wanted it, I could have it. Hell, I could take any of the current mod's jobs right now.

But I don't. I'll leave it be.

I have a special phone line reserved just for SBR to call me on as soon as they wise up and realize i'm perfect for the job