How many SBR posters even own a Bible?

5 star bomb · 01-25-09, 08:13 PM

i do

jjgold · 01-25-09, 08:14 PM

I have one

pimike · 01-25-09, 08:15 PM

If you don't, please feel free to get one at the SBR BASH this Year.

They have one in you room.

pavyracer · 01-25-09, 08:15 PM

I don't own a Bible. I only own the New Testament. I don't believe anything in the Bible before Jesus was born because it is Jewish propaganda.

sickler · 01-25-09, 08:15 PM

I do, but it's used as a paperweight. Nothing more.

fearless · 01-25-09, 08:15 PM

I do. The quotes of Jesus are mostly good.

This site is worth a look:

Skeptic's Annotated Bible / Quran / Book of Mormon

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

betplom · 01-25-09, 08:15 PM

I've owned a few, the pages are very useful for rolling joints when you run out of rolling papers.

In a pinch you can use it as toilet paper when camping, it isn't very soft and will likely irritate your anus. The bible irritates your anus!

UntilTheNDofTimE · 01-25-09, 08:15 PM

blasphemy

pimike · 01-25-09, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

I don't own a Bible. I only own the New Testament. I don't believe anything in the Bible before Jesus was born because it is Jewish propaganda.

Chi_archie · 01-25-09, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have one

JJ what's your favorite bible story

I like the one where the dude kills like a thousand men with the jaw bone of a donkey

RumpledForeskin · 01-25-09, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by betplom

I've owned a few, the pages are very useful for rolling joints when you run out of rolling papers.

In a pinch you can use it as toilet paper when camping, it isn't very soft and will likely irritate your anus. The bible irritates your anus!

omfg, you are so going to hell

jtuck · 01-25-09, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by betplom

I've owned a few, the pages are very useful for rolling joints when you run out of rolling papers.

betplom · 01-25-09, 08:19 PM

My favourite is a virgin having a baby.

Deprived of the cock she was. I thought god loved people, if so he should have let the Virgin Mary have a little fun with the penis before having to suffer through childbirth.

The bible, an unintentional comedy, purely fiction.

pimike · 01-25-09, 08:20 PM

Great song, sang it tears ago

Oh! The B-I-B-L-E,

Yes that's the book for me.
I stand alone on the word of God,
the B-I-B-L-E!

The B-I-B-L-E
I'll take it along with me,
I'll read and pray,
and then obey,
the B-I-B-L-E.

By F-A-I-T-H,
I'm S-A-V-E-D,
I'll stand alone
on the word of God,
The B-I-B-L-E.

The B-L-O-O-D
That Jesus shed for me
Cleansed me from sin,
I belong to him,
The B-L-O-O-D

flyingillini · 01-25-09, 08:21 PM

I am Jewish so that is a big NO.

pavyracer · 01-25-09, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by pimike

Where do I start?

Do you actually believe that God forced the Egyptians to enslave Jews and then he told Moses to take them back to the promise land? The Egyptians were a very progressive civilization with advances in science, medicine, arts and very peaceful people. Why would God chose Jews over the mild mannered and technologically advanced Egyptians? The whole Moses story is Jewish propaganda.

betplom · 01-25-09, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by RumpledForeskin

omfg, you are so going to hell

I'm an atheist that shares some beliefs of Judaism, there is no hell according to the Jews.

bigboydan · 01-25-09, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by pimike

If you don't, please feel free to get one at the SBR BASH this Year.

They have one in you room.

breaking commandments are we sir?

flyingillini · 01-25-09, 08:23 PM

Typical Goyum

pimike · 01-25-09, 08:25 PM

Here you go rappers