Posters who could survive in prison.

Panic · 01-21-09, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by The General

I am really hoping that I do not have the opportunity to find out how I would do in prison. My bro did time when he was in his early 20's at a minimum security facility and he made it fine back then. 17+ years ago. I know a few guys who have been in prison and all of them made it ok and came back home.

Gen- you are still new, but you will have to pick a poster sooner or later.

Gonna be fun.

Tsoprano · 01-21-09, 08:56 PM

I know one thing, Panic would start more fights than any in-mate in history.

Every day he would come up with fiery topic questions, causing daily brawls and rapes/deaths. If I was a guard, I would definitely lock Panic up in solitary confinement to make my job easier.

Panic · 01-21-09, 08:59 PM

Here's the guy I would worry about, T. 5teamer. That guy would be in big fvckin' trouble.

Tsoprano · 01-21-09, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by Panic

Here's the guy I would worry about, T. 5teamer. That guy would be in big fvckin' trouble.

Hope he doesn't run into any crazy atheists when saying God Bless or anyone who ever got sick from Taco Bell.

Bread · 01-21-09, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by compaqDikk

vegas dave before prison (o)
vegas dave after prison ( O )

Come on man!!

RogueJuror · 01-21-09, 10:51 PM

that was pretty funny bread

vd

BadNina · 01-22-09, 12:10 AM

5 huh?

Richie (cause he is tough)
Nicky (cause he is tough)
Bread (smarts)
Robyn (nuf said)
SSLP ( SBR Mafia)

Chi_archie · 01-22-09, 12:11 AM

I don't wanna hear anymore about the SBR mafia.....

BadNina · 01-22-09, 12:17 AM

Archie, don't fuss at me. I was just answering the question.

Chi_archie · 01-22-09, 12:20 AM

Nina if you don't stay up for any hr and power post 46 more posts to hit the 4,000 post mark... I will fuss at every post you make from here on out...

BadNina · 01-22-09, 12:30 AM

I will try to do that tomorrow night just for you Archie.

But for now, Nina is going to bed.

Nite hun!

Chi_archie · 01-22-09, 12:38 AM

I couldn't survive in women's prison

RogueScholar · 01-22-09, 12:39 AM

Prison is no fun, but neither is it a big deal. Intelligent people with a good personality get treated well by fellow inmates. I had no problem during my time there, bot nor would I relish the thought of returning.

wild willy · 01-22-09, 12:41 AM

What would it take to get locked up there?

wild willy · 01-22-09, 12:41 AM

I can just imagine why you got locked up

wtf · 01-22-09, 12:42 AM

nina why u have your head burried up robyns pXXXy ?

frostno98 · 01-22-09, 01:05 AM

MSNBC Lockup was a decent show. They only get to shower every other day and maybe 2 hrs in gen pop. Prison is last place anyone here would want to be at, for getting caught gambling illegally.

Data · 01-22-09, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

I know one thing, Panic would start more fights than any in-mate in history.

Every day he would come up with fiery topic questions, causing daily brawls and rapes/deaths. If I was a guard, I would definitely lock Panic up in solitary confinement to make my job easier.

I doubt this is a compliment. According to Jack Molinas the most violent part of prison population is homosexuals and the most fights are due to jealousy.

pimike · 01-22-09, 01:49 AM

RS cause he would be a kid in a candy store

RogueScholar · 01-22-09, 02:09 AM

I did, as it so happens, have my "pick of the litter" while I was incarcerated. I thrive in any environment, my faith in our Lord and Savior Christ Jesus sustains me wherever I am.

pimike · 01-22-09, 02:10 AM

Originally posted by pimike

RS cause he would be a kid in a candy store

RogueScholar · 01-22-09, 02:17 AM

Now PIMike has to make posts replying to himself for just the purpose of laughing with an animated smiley? If that doesn't prove he's gay, I don't know what does...

ChuteBoxe · 01-22-09, 02:31 AM

Prison would be easy, afterall, I am underboss of the SBR Mafia.

MilfDriller · 01-22-09, 02:55 AM

Ryan and his liberal white ass would get raped like there's no tomorrow. My stepfather was a warden at a prison in the south and I worked with hardened "blacks" (if you know what I mean) ... so when I say my shit, it's in reference to that. Most white people don't know shit and live in a dream world.

Anyways, I'm not getting into this shit. I would like to see Ryan get what he deserves.

Peace and happiness. I'm not gonna lose my privileges at the best gambling site on the net. God bless

reno cool · 01-22-09, 03:44 AM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

People who could make it in prison:

1.) Tsoprano
2.) Rogue Juror
3.) Richkas
4.) SSLP
5.) Ganch, big and fierce looking
6.) Shark
7.) WeEatFish
8.) Dacbietviet, if they have access to gambling, he will make them rich!
9.) CasperWaits, they'd all sit around and read his daily lists carved onto the cell walls.

People who wouldn't make it in prison:

1.) BigBoyDan, after saying "sir" 5 times, they might have to bury him.
2.) DonJuan, 21 year old being a smart Alec...not good in prison.
3.) Tacomax, he may be able to talk shit, but he is about as strong looking as a hamster.
4.) Vegas Dave, nice guy that will try to make friends with the wrong people.
5.) Pat Venditto, after calling an in-mate cokk boy one to many times, he certainly will face as he likes to call it..."burial".

Soprano at his best

great list

Tsoprano · 01-22-09, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by reno cool

Soprano at his best

great list

William Lee · 01-22-09, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Willy you could not last one night in Newark in the streets

JJ, More than 95% of these posters wouldn't survive Newarks streets. I was born , raised in Newark "Ironbound Section". Tough place to be today, years ago was much better although you had to be street tough and streets smart to survive back then as well.